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Dave2l
Dave2l Posts: 8,864
edited May 2016 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
He got rid of his fake tan and was ready to get back into football even though he lost a fortune at palace.

He was fishing for a new club and was considering buying Charlton. His new phone business was doing great and he had a reasonable amount of money behind him which was good enough to purchase the club and keep the wheels turning.

Would you accept Simon Jordan being chairman of Charlton?....if it was the only way of getting Rid of douch!

I don't agree with charity based likes and lols but this seems appropriate.

Like for "I'd take Simon Jordan as majority shareholder if it was the only way of getting rid of douch"

Lol for "no way...I wouldn't want that! it would be hell, though possibly quite amusing seeing Richard Murrary demoted to pouring my pint at half time".

Comments

  • RanTooFar
    RanTooFar Posts: 324
    No. Simon Jordan would be an alternative form of RD. You want somebody who respects the club and understand it's core values.
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,255
    No. Be serious.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    No thanks.
  • kidbrookeaddick
    kidbrookeaddick Posts: 1,051
    Just seen ackworth spouting this on facebook!
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Simon Jordan would shut the club down even faster then Roly is, which takes some doing.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    Get him in and then bring Pardew back as manager!

    FFS.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    He'd be as hated as RD.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    Av a laugh!

    Frying pan and fire.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    I take it you were just in from last night's bender when you wrote this Dave? Fair play for half five in the morning...
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,898
    I said on here before Rd is Simon Jordan. ...no one listened
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  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Jordan hates this club with a fierce passion. I would imagine he is laughing his orange tits off at our current plight and he doesn't need to spend a single penny to see us suffer so why would he want to buy us?
  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    No before you suggest it.
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    Only if he could sell Charlton at a massive loss to a fit and proper person with the club's interests at heart.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,036
    lolwray said:

    I said on here before Rd is Simon Jordan. ...no one listened

    Pardon
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    RD could certainly be a pal of the permatanned one.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    i'd burn the valley down before that orange tinted twat had a chance to sit in our directors box as an owner.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    Dave2l said:

    He got rid of his fake tan and was ready to get back into football even though he lost a fortune at palace.

    He was fishing for a new club and was considering buying Charlton. His new phone business was doing great and he had a reasonable amount of money behind him which was good enough to purchase the club and keep the wheels turning.

    Would you accept Simon Jordan being chairman of Charlton?....if it was the only way of getting Rid of douch!

    I don't agree with charity based likes and lols but this seems appropriate.

    Like for "I'd take Simon Jordan as majority shareholder if it was the only way of getting rid of douch"

    Lol for "no way...I wouldn't want that! it would be hell, though possibly quite amusing seeing Richard Murrary demoted to pouring my pint at half time".

    Your plan to up you like and lol count hasn't gone too well :wink:
  • Godstone
    Godstone Posts: 700
    edited May 2016
    Maybe if it was a choice between Jordan and closure...and even then it would be a hard choice. Mind you, if he laughs at the state we're in, I couldn't blame him.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,864
    ricky_otto said:

    Dave2l said:

    He got rid of his fake tan and was ready to get back into football even though he lost a fortune at palace.

    He was fishing for a new club and was considering buying Charlton. His new phone business was doing great and he had a reasonable amount of money behind him which was good enough to purchase the club and keep the wheels turning.

    Would you accept Simon Jordan being chairman of Charlton?....if it was the only way of getting Rid of douch!

    I don't agree with charity based likes and lols but this seems appropriate.

    Like for "I'd take Simon Jordan as majority shareholder if it was the only way of getting rid of douch"

    Lol for "no way...I wouldn't want that! it would be hell, though possibly quite amusing seeing Richard Murrary demoted to pouring my pint at half time".

    Your plan to up you like and lol count hasn't gone too well :wink:
    "dave2l doesn't do failure"
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    He took Palace from a bankrupt club who owned their ground to a bankrupt club that didn't own their ground. Not a roaring success looked at like that.
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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,217
    I thought Jordan bought the football club but not the ground.

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