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Caption Corner - Nigels

Charlton Dan
Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
edited May 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    LOL !!!

    What's in the carrier bag d'ya reckon ?
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Glue from the looks of him......And they call us anoraks!!
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    nice pair of NHS specs
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    "look Mum, my first pint of beer"
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    When does Gay Pride march start
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    the left over remains of a prostitute he recently murderd.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    The Bring A Mate for a Quid campaign run by SE London football club Chrystal Palace has shown many benefits but not for this young chap who was forced by his mother to bring his retarded cousin to his first ever football match.

    "I was horrified when Mummy told me I had to otherwise I wasn't allowed to go to the game and would have to spend Saturday in my bedroom" said Nigel. "But despite being an utter Joey, I was surprised that Neil fitted in so well" he added.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]the left over remains of a prostitute he recently murderd.


    Scary!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    but worryingly possible and beliveable i was always told never to trust people whos fingers are longer than there palms, have a look.. touch of the spider monkey about that poor lad.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,589
    "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"
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  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]touch of the spider monkey about that poor lad.
    LOL!
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    "quick its 6 hours before the game starts, better tell the Ob we are here"
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Neil and Tangos love children become of age
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    'i want that one'
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    "do i have to be the woman again tonite ?"
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    An A to Z map with all the roads he has visited, highlighted.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    his mums ashes never leaves home without them..
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    edited May 2008
    "I'm not saying I'm inbred, but I appear to have another hand growing on my shoulder"

    Speccy twat replies "Thats nothing I appear to have a second head growing on my shoulder'
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    "Hello my names Nigel, and this is my urine sample"
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Speccy: i've got a pint of fosters, a bag full of chisels and I am touching another man. All I need now is an episode of mythbusters and I will cream my pants.
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  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    "eight pints of lager shandy and I'm still standing !"
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 758
    Virgin on the front of his shirt.

    Virgin on the back of his shirt.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    sadly not everyone could make into the church fete.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    A photograph of the annual convention of the Jonathan Fortune appreciation society.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    A photograph from the annual convention of the WSS appreciation society.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    "palace boys we are here shag your women drink your beer"
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    "Should have gone to specsavers"
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    The real football factory
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Whos the wanker in the cap?
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Jonathan King is saying "Hello Big Boy, one pint of lager shandy and I'm anybody's"

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