Where to watch Euro 2016?

Watching it on my sofa...

Fuck watching it in a pub, watch it at home and if it's boring you can watch porn, reruns of proper Top Gear, catchup on Game of Thrones or another blockbuster series, and it's cheaper and you can drink wine without being called a poof and you don't need to wear more than boxers and you don't have to listen to some twat in an England shirt talking up Harry Kane and then when he misses a sitter saying "always hated that big nosed Spud anyway" before fervently checking his phone to see if Wenger has actually signed a player or if he's just cock-teasing them all again

I've got next Thursday off so fancy going out to watch the game

Whatever you do, don't watch it in a posh pub that doesn't normally show football - watched the cup final in The Rose in New Cross (formerly The Hobgoblin) - couldn't get the tellys to work, then had sound from BBC Scotland and pics from BBC London, all combined with a clear attitude of "we want the money generated by football, but we don't want your loutish yobbery cluttering up our ever so pretentious gastroboozer."

Sorry @Arsenetatters, this is clearly of no use to you, I've basically hijacked your thread to have a good moan about something that's of no relevance to you whatsoever.

Good luck finding a decent venue for watching games - as others have said, pubs can become a bit of a nightmare during major tournaments, too many bandwagon-jumpers cluttering up the place and boring everyone with their ill-informed opinions.

the only time ive enjoyed watching England in a pub was opposite borough market at the old kings head. it was a nice day so they put chairs out in the alley and had the tvs outside.

but like what has been said majority of the time you end up in a place full of football tourists (which is better than being in a place full of football wannabe hooligans... looking at you Bermondsey.)

often these football tourists have never seen a live game. like a foreigner speaking English they'll be coming out with broken football talk. using several words they heard on soccer Saturday once and putting them together. "top draw decision that by the linesman, stonewall offside."
you also have to hear some bloke who seems to think he knows the offside rule (possibly same bloke who came up with that line above) and is trying to explain it to his bored girlfriend who is wearing an England shirt but spends her whole time on her phone.
then on the rare occasion England score and you go mental there will always be those around you who don't appreciate being soaked in larger.

Vincenzo said:

MrLargo said:

Where in South London would you and your Deserter colleagues recommend for watching England games, @Vincenzo?

For those of us who want to enjoy the buzzing atmosphere of a busy pub, but don't want to spend 20 minutes queueing up every time we need to get a round in.

Funnily enough, we have an article on Euro pubs tomorrow! Though more from the angle of watching a game you're neutral about but alongside people who are not, like in Little Portugal in Stockwell/Vauxhall.

As for England games though, we're watching the Russia game at Dulwich Hamlet Football Ground, but only because we're going to a wedding there in the afternoon. That could well spill out to the Cherry Tree pub nearby by kick off time. The bride is Welsh so it'll be the first wedding I've been to where the football's compulsory.

A pub that isn't crowded for an England game probably isn't a good sign. I'll probably catch one at the Old King's Head in Borough. They often have a telly facing the outside so you can sit out (more likely stand) with the game and a pint in the sunshine (being optimistic).

Might catch an Ireland game at the Lord Clyde too.

Can't wait to read the Euro pubs article - I've watched a few Spanish and Portuguese club and international matches in ex-pat bars in London, not very well informed on where you might watch some of the other countries so will be interesting to see what you've come up with.

Old King's Head was on my list of possible venues for England games, Dulwich Hamlet bar could be a good shout if they're open to the public for any games rather than just for weddings/private functions.