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  • @LuckyReds

    You alright this morning mate?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited June 2016

    @LuckyReds

    You alright this morning mate?

    Hah, I always end up on a roll when I begin posting in this thread. I'm definitely a grump old man before my time.

    Just well and truly bored out of my skull, sitting at an empty desk pondering what I can do to amuse myself for a few hours..
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344

    People more interested in the EU Referendum than Euro 2016.

    Freaks.

    Will we still be allowed to play in the Euro's if we're "out"
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Dazzler21 said:

    People more interested in the EU Referendum than Euro 2016.

    Freaks.

    Will we still be allowed to play in the Euro's if we're "out"
    Yeah, because contrary to popular belief; the vote is to stay in or leave the EU, no the continent of Europe.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323

    Dazzler21 said:

    People more interested in the EU Referendum than Euro 2016.

    Freaks.

    Will we still be allowed to play in the Euro's if we're "out"
    Yeah, because contrary to popular belief; the vote is to stay in or leave the EU, no the continent of Europe.
    I really hope you can be whooshed for you response to that question.

    Its like when people asked if we'd be allowed to remain in Eurovision if we vote out!!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421

    Dazzler21 said:

    People more interested in the EU Referendum than Euro 2016.

    Freaks.

    Will we still be allowed to play in the Euro's if we're "out"
    Yeah, because contrary to popular belief; the vote is to stay in or leave the EU, no the continent of Europe.
    I've got it wrong then, I voted out by the semi final stages........
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    People who go to work when they are sick....
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    Be the bigger man and buy him a pint on the night.

    He doesn't need to know you washed your todger and balls in it.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Fiiish said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    Be the bigger man and buy him a pint on the night.

    He doesn't need to know you washed your todger and balls in it.
    Thought you'd just given yourself some advice then, thoroughly confused for 30secs.
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  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    edited June 2016

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    Be the bigger man and buy him a pint on the night.

    He doesn't need to know you washed your todger and balls in it.
    Thought you'd just given yourself some advice then, thoroughly confused for 30secs.
    My alter ego....
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,893
    My work colleague not liking me despite the fact that I have a secret crush on him and have invited him out to my leaving drinks to see if there are any sparks when we've both had a few.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344

    Dazzler21 said:

    People more interested in the EU Referendum than Euro 2016.

    Freaks.

    Will we still be allowed to play in the Euro's if we're "out"
    Yeah, because contrary to popular belief; the vote is to stay in or leave the EU, no the continent of Europe.
    Whoooooosh :wink:

    I'm so glad someone actually responded!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    1StevieG said:

    People who go to work when they are sick....

    If mandem is mad sick at his job what do you expect fam?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    LuckyReds said:

    These "fashionable" Jumpsuit things

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    Ladies, they're not hot - they just make you look like you've escaped from a gay Guantanamo Bay..

    As even my fiancee says... Whats the point of the damned things, i.e. if they need to go to the toilet they have to take the whole thing off!!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited June 2016
    Dazzler21 said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    People more interested in the EU Referendum than Euro 2016.

    Freaks.

    Will we still be allowed to play in the Euro's if we're "out"
    Yeah, because contrary to popular belief; the vote is to stay in or leave the EU, no the continent of Europe.
    Whoooooosh :wink:

    I'm so glad someone actually responded!
    Oh, is that our fail safe get out then Dazdonkles? A Whoosh

    .....my response wasn't aimed at you treacle, but to the many 1000s of people that genuinely think that
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Do people genuinely believe that then?

    That truly is a worry...
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    LuckyReds said:

    These "fashionable" Jumpsuit things

    image

    Ladies, they're not hot - they just make you look like you've escaped from a gay Guantanamo Bay..

    As even my fiancee says... Whats the point of the damned things, i.e. if they need to go to the toilet they have to take the whole thing off!!
    Now there's an idea. Start your own range with access panels (I was going to say flaps but didn't want to appear crass or stoop to Dave Mehmets level)
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857

    LuckyReds said:

    These "fashionable" Jumpsuit things

    image

    Ladies, they're not hot - they just make you look like you've escaped from a gay Guantanamo Bay..

    As even my fiancee says... Whats the point of the damned things, i.e. if they need to go to the toilet they have to take the whole thing off!!
    Now there's an idea. Start your own range with access panels (I was going to say flaps but didn't want to appear crass or stoop to Dave MehmetsAFKA's level)
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Dazzler21 said:

    1StevieG said:

    People who go to work when they are sick....

    If mandem is mad sick at his job what do you expect fam?
    Sick sick not siiiiick Bruv!!
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    1StevieG said:

    Dazzler21 said:

    1StevieG said:

    People who go to work when they are sick....

    If mandem is mad sick at his job what do you expect fam?
    Sick sick not siiiiick Bruv!!
    Innit blud.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited June 2016
    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..

    It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866

    LuckyReds said:

    These "fashionable" Jumpsuit things

    image

    Ladies, they're not hot - they just make you look like you've escaped from a gay Guantanamo Bay..

    As even my fiancee says... Whats the point of the damned things, i.e. if they need to go to the toilet they have to take the whole thing off!!
    Bah, my girlfriend is a massive fan of them - but it never really crossed my mind how completely impractical they were. I'll have to taunt her with that little observation next time she thinks about buying another one..
    1StevieG said:

    People who go to work when they are sick....

    That's me today. It's not much fun, and I can't really get my head around why people do it really.

    My hand was kind of forced today, despite not having anything to really be getting on with.
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    edited June 2016
    @luckyreds it's an incredibly annoying woman mate, absolute nightmare. Most blokes you could have a peace goodbye drink and end on alright terms.

    I'll be steering clear anyway.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Fiiiiiish said:

    LuckyReds said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..

    It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
    LuckyReds said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..

    It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
    LuckyReds said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..

    It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
    LuckyReds said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Getting invited to leaving drinks by someone you really dislike.

    Everyone can see my name on the mail list and knows we don't get on, surely for their last time with colleagues they would like a nice memory, instead of getting a burning from the radiation of hate I have towards them.

    To be honest mate, I wouldn't bother turning up. At my last leaving do I had a message passed on via a friend, "I hope you drop dead in an alleyway on your way home". Kinda put a dampener on my evening really..

    It's an occassion where you don't want to go if you don't like the bloke, and the bloke probably wants to be surrounded by those who were actually friendly, and perhaps had made some memories together with him. You don't want tension under the surface at a leaving do FFS.
    Oh it's not a bloke, it's a woman! With blokes you could have a drink and end on good terms, this woman is a nightmare.
    Go, have a few beers, then kick her in the cu fanny
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    Fiiiiiish said:

    @luckyreds it's an incredibly annoying woman mate, absolute nightmare. Most blokes you could have a peace goodbye drink and end on alright terms.

    I'll be steering clear anyway.

    I agree completely, that's a whole new layer of complexity then!

    It was a woman that passed on the message to me about dropping dead, and unfortunately I know full well that every time I see colleagues from that particular office that half of the women have heard some utter nonsense about me; completely harshly as well to be fair.

    Don't get me wrong, I can be a bit of a cock at times - but with most of the blokes you end up going for a drink a few days later, calling eachother a few names and having a laugh and joke about it. It's a lot easier dealing with that kind of situation..
  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    I wouldn't say this particualarly annoys me as such rather makes me cringe. Guys who have their lobes cut out leaving a big hole. Then I think it would be funny if I had a padlock and locked in and swallowed the key telling them it will come out the other end in a couple days thrn run like hell.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    iaitch said:

    clb74 said:

    Tampax Adverts When eEating Me dinner

    What about the one of the woman grinding her hard skin off her trotters; there ain't much that puts me off me grub, but that if fuckin rank
    Or the woman who tells you she lets out a little bit of wee when she laughs, sneezes, coughs etc
    That one gives me the horn.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806

    I wouldn't say this particualarly annoys me as such rather makes me cringe. Guys who have their lobes cut out leaving a big hole. Then I think it would be funny if I had a padlock and locked in and swallowed the key telling them it will come out the other end in a couple days thrn run like hell.

    I have considered carrying small climbing carabena and hooking them to stuff.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Getting off the sofa to take dinner out the oven to realise you didn't put dinner in
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