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  • Lewis Coaches
    Lewis Coaches Posts: 5,408
    Well someone has ,but it was not me.............i am out.
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,273
    .
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Always had a crush on both Krankies, if it's a threesome it's a yes from me.

    (Wanders off to cut off posting thumbs and be sick)
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Id give her a brief union.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    how tall is she ?
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Lincsaddick said:

    how tall is she ?

    Sounds fun, what are you planning?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    A double ententrdre?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Alwaysneil said:

    Always had a crush on both Krankies, if it's a threesome it's a yes from me.

    (Wanders off to cut off posting thumbs and be sick)

    You're a sick sick man. :smiley:
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Redrobo said:

    Lincsaddick said:

    how tall is she ?

    Sounds fun, what are you planning?
    69, Lincsaddick is only 4 foot tall
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Just finished throwing up, done some exercises for the screwed up knee and now asking not would ya but where are ya?

    Having to true with index fingers as the tong have popped round and removed top ends of thumbs and that is hurting a bit right now.

    I've got it sorted though. It's like Europe, never needed them, can get along without them, after the stumps heal obviously.
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  • markmc68
    markmc68 Posts: 1,593
    Nay fookin way. Would be like shagging Richard keys
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,024
    Only if she takes it up the bottom.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Looks a wee bat faashy
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    edited July 2016
    Yes absolutely and not just as a way of claiming a moody Scottish passport as a safety net for when Brexit goes badly and NS leads her much wiser compatriots back into the bosom of our European partners
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    Only if she's got a shaven sporren
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    cashncarry said:

    Only if she's got a shaven sporren

    And not a saggy haggis
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Lewis Coaches said:

    Well someone has ,but it was not me.............i am out.

    Shouldn't that be "oot"?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DaveMehmet said:

    cashncarry said:

    Only if she's got a shaven sporren

    And not a saggy haggis
    Not often that something turns my stomach, but this has.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    I'd rather join my Scotch mates Ben Doon and Phil McKracken...

    (From 1974)
  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,650
    ricky_otto said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    cashncarry said:

    Only if she's got a shaven sporren

    And not a saggy haggis
    Not often that something turns my stomach, but this has.
    I picked a bad time to eat lunch
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  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353
    I'd be concerned about any exit plan, and would feel there may be a hidden agenda, so many precautions need to be used that any positives would be hard to realise.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    jonseventyfive said:

    I'd be concerned about any exit plan, and would feel there may be a hidden agenda, so many precautions need to be used that any positives would be hard to realise.

    Best not to enter in the first place.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    jonseventyfive said:

    I'd be concerned about any exit plan, and would feel there may be a hidden agenda, so many precautions need to be used that any positives would be hard to realise.

    You should always take precautions as withdrawal method is not reliable
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    edited July 2016
    100% she would fuck you it wouldn't be a case of any of us fucking her. She is the dominant force sexually
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    Carter said:

    100% she would fuck you it wouldn't be a case of any of us fucking her. She is the dominant force sexual

    I'm going to bed now and if I have nightmares it's down to you
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Patriotic as I am, it's a no. She makes the Queen look horny.
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,347
    DaveMehmet said:

    cashncarry said:

    Only if she's got a shaven sporren

    And not a saggy haggis
    Bet it looks like road kill

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Squirrel, fox, pheasant or badger?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Alwaysneil said:

    Squirrel, fox, pheasant or badger?

    He's not fussy
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,554
    soapy_jones said:

    I'd rather join my Scotch mates Ben Doon and Phil McKracken...

    (From 1974)

    Wasn't it Phil McCavity?

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