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Exiled_Addick
Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
or make them 10 x worse, depending on your perspective, how about a midweek pun-run?

Looks like this fella might have tossed away his career as a truck driver.

Lettuce see if you lot can come up with anything better.

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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    He'll get a rocket from his boss and probably will have to take a cut in his celery.
  • FORD
    FORD Posts: 627
    Just the tip of the iceberg
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    He'll certainly get a dressing down...
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    I wonder how long the road will Romaine closed for.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Lettuce leaf it there.
  • FORD
    FORD Posts: 627
    Oils well that ends well
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Cos his heart wasn't in his job.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    He'll be on a smaller celery after that
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited July 2016
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    He'll be on a smaller celery after that

    Yep he'll certainly get some stick.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Sounds like he got in a right pickle.
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  • Bow_Addick
    Bow_Addick Posts: 528
    Maybe he'll lose the truck license. He'll still avvocado.
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    All those salad puns leave me cold
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,239
    You guys don't need egging on do you?!

    What a little gem of a story that is, the driver is a right butterhead, hope he doesn't have a chick-or-y will be sleeping on the sofa tonight
  • CharlTony
    CharlTony Posts: 11
    Don’t want this to descend into Crudities but the driver sounds like a bit of a Tosser.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Maybe so, but he hasn't broken the slaw.

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