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To the person who keyed my car door last night........

purdis
purdis Posts: 1,046
in Not Sports Related
Unlikely that you'll be able to read this but thanks for taking the shine off an enjoyable and rare 3-0 Charlton win last night.

My car was parked outside KBS Builders Merchants off Woolwich Road.

Just to let you know also that you did an excellent job - a full length, deep gouge!

The culprit is highly unlikely to use this site due to it being frequented by only high standing, honourable individuals but .....,just in case.

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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,339
    Bring back the noose
  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046
    Leuth said:

    Bring back the noose

    Made me chuckle - thank you!
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,339
    Just gotta hope karma strikes and the perp really sprains their ankle
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,738
    You have to be a pathetic individual to do this! So sad that these people are out there!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,892
    I don't think it would've been a charlton fan. Well, not a "genuine fan" anyway as they were all at the game.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    purdis said:

    Unlikely that you'll be able to read this but thanks for taking the shine off an enjoyable and rare 3-0 Charlton win last night.

    My car was parked outside KBS Builders Merchants off Woolwich Road.

    Just to let you know also that you did an excellent job - a full length, deep gouge!

    The culprit is highly unlikely to use this site due to it being frequented by only high standing, honourable individuals but .....,just in case.

    Do the builders merchants have CCTV? Might be worth asking them. Not that the old bill will do anything about it, but it may be worth a shot.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Find him sugar boiling water all over his hands make him look like Freddie
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,726
    Very sorry purdis I thought that was Colin's motor! ;)
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    Balls, I thought it was Katrien's!

    Sorry pal.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    There's some proper cnuts out there. I struggle to figure out why/how anyone would find any satisfaction out of doing shit like that.

    You've not been putting it where you shouldn't have have you? It's not some irate husband is it?

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  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,852
    AddickUpNorth said:

    There's some proper cnuts out there. I struggle to figure out why/how anyone would find any satisfaction out of doing shit like that.

    You've not been putting it where you shouldn't have have you? It's not some irate husband is it?

    What like on a double yellow line? Hmmm it could be an irate Traffic Warden.

    Seriously - scum are all around unfortunately.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    Covered_End_Lad said:

    Very sorry purdis I thought that was Colin's motor! ;)

    Beat me to it!!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,362
    edited August 2016
    That we occupy the same planet and breathe the same air as cretins like this winds me up. What a way to come down from a great result like that. Like said before, let's hope for at bit of karma... Tempted to blame the Belgians though!
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,416
    Maybe it was Roger Johnson
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    cafcnick1992 said:

    Maybe it was Roger Johnson

    Depends if it said "Cock Piss Purdis"
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,362
    get an onboard/dashboard cam, though too late of course in this instance .. you might have had a clear view of the scumbag who did this .. the price of mini cam systems has nosedived
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Purdis - sorry to hear that - Dave at Westfield Crash Repairs on the Westminster Industrial estate can make it disappear for about £150 a panel. They are really good and reasonable - 0208 316 6513. Turn up and he'll quote there and then.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    nth london addick said:

    Find him sugar boiling water all over his hands make him look like Freddie

    A good jugging will sort them out
  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046
    North Lower Neil said:

    Balls, I thought it was Katrien's!

    Sorry pal.

    Katrien would not have furry dice and a Ninja Turtles air freshener hanging from her rear view mirror, for goodness sake.

    Reading that back, it sounds like a bit of a euphemism.
  • purdis
    purdis Posts: 1,046
    Cardinal Sin said:

    Purdis - sorry to hear that - Dave at Westfield Crash Repairs on the Westminster Industrial estate can make it disappear for about £150 a panel. They are really good and reasonable - 0208 316 6513. Turn up and he'll quote there and then.

    Cheers, mate

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  • fattmatt
    fattmatt Posts: 581
    I wonder about the psychological aspect to this kind of vandalism.

    I suppose that it's carried out by young guys who don't feel that they have any prospects of good job, decent car etc. I'm guessing that Purdis's car is a decent one. So they resent those who do have those nice unobtainable things. And the only way that they feel that they have influence over those who they see as more 'visible' than themselves is to inconvenience them.

    They way that I cope with this crap (and I was mugged and beaten fairly badly a few years ago by a group of young guys), is that the inconvenience to the decent people is probably is less harsh that having to live life being one of those hopeless, destructive young idiots. If only they could see it themselves.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Feed him to the pigs.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,655
    Buy em a season ticket, won't do it again!
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Buy em a season ticket, won't do it again!

    He keyed a car, punishment seems a bit OTT!
  • The Prince-e-Paul
    The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
    Feel for you. I parked my car on a busy high street when out for a curry a few weeks ago. Came back to find some scroat had booted the passenger door in. Such a pointless act. I managed to pull the dent out (mostly) but still left a crease.

    As for punishment. Could go the whole hog and get them a seat in the director's box. Sorry if that's a bit too sick and twisted.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,200
    Lincsaddick said:

    get an onboard/dashboard cam, though too late of course in this instance .. you might have had a clear view of the scumbag who did this .. the price of mini cam systems has nosedived

    Trouble with that is that some scrote will break in to steal the device.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,738
    It may have been a bunch of socialists!
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,468
    North Lower Neil said:

    cafcnick1992 said:

    Maybe it was Roger Johnson

    Depends if it said "Cock Piss Purdis"
    I think you're giving him a lot of credit on the "being able to write and spell" front there
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Just make sure your boss's wife doesn't OD on your smack thinking its coke

    http://youtu.be/VO48Vr4KIc8

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