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The Simon Jordan quote of the day.......

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited June 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
'I have £800 on me at the moment, which is actually a little less than I would carry normally. Usually I have a couple of thousand.

I carry the money because I’m a huge tipper.'

What a hero !

Comments

  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    So selfless, so humble


    Conceited mug of the highest order
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    He has more cash in his wallet then they have season ticket holders!!
  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    Money can't buy you class Simes

    Twonk!
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    AFKA you worry me mate please put the qoute in full Jordon " i have £800 at the moment because Palarse might need another player".

    or " i have £800 on me at the moment because i need a respray"

    or " i have £800 on me at the moment because that what it costs to rent a Lady boy"
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    edited June 2008
    Dare I say it, but the average coke dealer or brass dont take credit cards or cheques, so it makes sense really!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    well to me it says he spent 1200 quid on orange tanning products and thats all he had left
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 758
    Tango and Cash.
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    [cite]Posted By: The Equaliser[/cite]Tango and Cash.

    Nice work!
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    croydon massives are on red alert for an £800 orange

    equaliser - love it mate very funny
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    I know food prices have rocketed but £800 for an Orange !

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