Killer clowns
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Apparently there were a couple on my development tonight. I will most certainly smack them righteously up the head should they try and scare me or my kids.
Or I'll shit my pants and cry. Definitely one of the two11 -
Take a fucking huge knife out with you and if you see one pull it out scream at him and chase him0
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Un-fucking-believable.
Seriously?
What is happening to this country?
Maybe we should all dress as scary clowns for the Coventry game. Scare the players in to giving a shit. Piggy back the media attention.0 -
Do you think I should take the 6 inch kitchen knife, the 4-5 inch Bowie knife or the axe?nth london addick said:Take a fucking huge knife out with you and if you see one pull it out scream at him and chase him
I'm going with the Scandinavian steel axe that I keep in the campervan.
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Killer clowns around, the last time he did that, he shot the neighbour's dog.4
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An axe is commendable this was the one I used on the clown who was walking around a big stripey tent in a field last nightAlwaysneil said:
Do you think I should take the 6 inch kitchen knife, the 4-5 inch Bowie knife or the axe?nth london addick said:Take a fucking huge knife out with you and if you see one pull it out scream at him and chase him
I'm going with the Scandinavian steel axe that I keep in the campervan.
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No doubt a couple of these will be actual criminals that realise it's a great way to be able to mug people without being identified. That for me is the real issue, the fact you can't identify them. Then again you could probably have their name, address and a video tape of them doing it and the police still wouldn't give a shit.
If I see one I'll thump them2 -
I shouldn't laugh as the attack sounds pretty serious but the fact the police seriously gave a description of what the 'clown' was wearing is hilarious. How the hell will they find him, it could be anyone?!Bournemouth Addick said:m.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/14793567.Man_attacked_by_clown_in_Bournemouth_as_craze_sweeps_the_UK/
I'm not a violent person at all but if this freak comes anywhere near me he's getting a preemptive kick in his comedy klaxons. Freak me right out clowns and I couldn't sleep for days after watching, "It".
"He was wearing a black and brown wig, a clown-painted face, a yellow jacket, and black trousers"1 -
And was driving away in his car when the doors fell off.8
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I'm going to get a posse of acrobats together to take them out.3
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It's clowns like these that give clowns like me a bad name. I'm ruined. And at 20 stone I can hardly become a trapeze artist!!!0
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I can remember the good old days when clowns were just unfunny....4
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It reminds me of that joke...
"If I was invisible for a day I'd kick a mime to death."8 -
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Any tw*t tries that with me is likely to get a swift kick in the gonads and I am not a man prone to violence!1
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why would you be scared of a clown chasing you in a park, any more than a normally dressed person chasing you in the park?
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I suppose you can assess a situation better when your potential assailant isn't wearing a mask/costume. You can see if it's a nerdy kid and stand your ground (or have it on your toes if it's a lunatic with a dirty great knife)MrOneLung said:why would you be scared of a clown chasing you in a park, any more than a normally dressed person chasing you in the park?
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I looked out the window earlier and saw a Killer Clown walking past.
I was just about to chase after him, then realised it was an "old girl" in a purple & yellow mack.1 -
I see he wasn't nicked, lucky he could have lost an arm.Covered End said:0 -
Is it some sort of big publicity thing? Apparently my nephew is off to hunt killer clowns st the weekend. He's 13.0
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In McDonalds?Curb_It said:Is it some sort of big publicity thing? Apparently my nephew is off to hunt killer clowns st the weekend. He's 13.
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Did you still chase her :-)Covered End said:I looked out the window earlier and saw a Killer Clown walking past.
I was just about to chase after him, then realised it was an "old girl" in a purple & yellow mack.
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Holy krusty batman.
This is getting fucking ridiculous now... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/12/man-dressed-as-batman-chases-killer-clowns-in-cumbria/3 -
Now? That's the point at which you say it's getting ridiculous?
(Wanders off in disbelief with squirts bow tie spinning)3 -
If you're attacked by a group of clowns go for the juggler.21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR6UfdDZmo8
