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Helping a brain dead family member with a CV

leftbehind
leftbehind Posts: 8,581
edited June 2008 in Not Sports Related
Bloke has decided to try and get a job had no CV,liked the look of mine and asked if i would help, even though i told them i did not do my own.

They gave me basic details so last night asked for a bit more input into was done in a few of the jobs, here is the reply to the labourer

isa marie says:

when workin wif colin its was what ever colin wanted him to do

louisa marie says:

ie tidign up

louisa marie says:

he doen a bit of decoratin

louisa marie says:

he doen structual repair

louisa marie says:

and tided up

God help me and anyone that takes this idiot on

Comments

  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    hmm...

    so...he takes and follows instructions well?

    That's about as positive a spin as I can manage!
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    edited June 2008
    No probs mate get him to apply for the PMs job. Although on second thoughts he might be over qualified.


    get in there somewhere a few spin words etc:

    "works well on own"
    "is a team player"
    "follows plans and instructions"
    "dedicated and reliable"
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,964
    Sounds like a guy i went to University with ;-)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    Sounds like most of the people I work with ;o)
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Whats a CV?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    [cite]Posted By: SE10Addick[/cite]Sounds like a guy i went to University with ;-)

    You had the same professor as me then, did you?

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