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Roland Duchâtelet’s 70th birthday (Day -1)

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,446
    edited November 2016
    Happy Birthday to you
    Squashed tomatoes and stew
    I saw a fat monkey
    And I thought it was you!

    (reprised from the playground of Horn Park Infant School circa 1972...)
  • Ted\'s Addicksson
    Ted\'s Addicksson Posts: 557
    Something small, 7.62mm I think.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Steak and blowjob. @ElfsborgAddick is the lucky present giver.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,405
    Food poisoning from an out of date plate of mussels.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    Look this is dinner/tea/supper time you know?

    Sick in the mouth was not my desired starter.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Re-heated rice
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,258
    I've bought him some new boots.




    Made of concrete.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    Shoe fayre do a pair for £9.99. Might smarten him up a bit!

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  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,416
    All of a sudden his strategy for Charlton becomes clear.

    My Dad turned 70 last year since when he has been getting rid of a clutter around his house with a view to down sizing. Really no different to What RD seems to be doing at Charlton.
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,416
    And for his birthday, I would throw a small party for him, any London venue he wants, all expenses paid. He can bring KM and I would bring Varney.
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,973
    andynelson said:

    The best birthday present he could have would be...........Crystal Palace.

    He'd only try and merge us with them and put Pardew in charge.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,900
    edited November 2016
    Forget yesterday's best advice from me Roly, This is more appropriate today;

    image

    Well you've ruined my last two birthdays so you get nothing from me, nada, rien, nichts, niks, zilch , zero! Not even the sniff of an oily rag :rage: .
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    One of the funniest bits of the Thick Of It was Malcolm Tucker's birthday cake.
  • lungrot
    lungrot Posts: 60
    For a start he could do with a new CEO for his birthday.
    The one he's got at the moment is frittering all his money away and destroying his investment and his reputation (if he had a decent reputation in the first place!).
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    DVD of Charlton's league one winning season. 11/12

    Then championship 12/13

    He can then enjoy just how much he ruined everything in such a short space of time.
  • iainambler
    iainambler Posts: 967
    Following on from this part of the campaign against Duchatalet, I can't wait to see the Twelve Days of Christmas that CARD have lined up for Roland.....

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  • illichassavedit
    illichassavedit Posts: 254
    Birthday or not, I wouldn't give him the steam off my piss...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    That's cos he would have nicked it off you while you weren't looking.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,900
    edited November 2016
    Morning Roly, I think I was uncharitable to you yesterday, I was a bit uneasy on the eve of the world being Trumped so I've decided to buy you a little gift after all.

    It's a new Kat (sic), no not of the failed CEO variety but of the feline sort.

    I know you will look after her and that she can't wait to sniff your duck tape shoes, laters :wink: .

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    I want one
  • HantsAddick
    HantsAddick Posts: 2,423
    Henry Irving said:

    I want one

    The cat or the DVD?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    HantsAddick said:

    Henry Irving said:

    I want one

    The cat or the DVD?
    not the cat
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,900
    Henry Irving said:

    HantsAddick said:

    Henry Irving said:

    I want one

    The cat or the DVD?
    not the cat
    Ailurophobia?
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    One way ticket to Zurich and Dignitas's address?
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,821
    StigThundercock said:

    One way ticket to Zurich and Dignitas's address?

    And a bowl of Cheerios for breakfast.

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