Hang on, Dupraz, isn't he one of the managers we were rumoured to be looking at last year? Imagine if he had been hit by a stress ball or a flying pig, we'd have to stage a minutes silence and wear black armbands!
The best paper airplane I ever made flew straight and true from the back of the class where I sat. However My aim that day wasn't the greatest and it sailed past the intended target. As the substitute teacher raised her head from the book in front of her my beautifully crafted plane smacked her straight in the eye, and she went down like a sack of potatoes. I'll be honest, I shit myself thinking I'd blinded the poor woman, and thankfully she wasn't badly hurt. What amazed me the most was that she was wearing feckin' glasses and the lovingly folded plane timed its flight so precisely it flew between her forehead and glasses just as she looked up!! I was suspended for a week for that. I'll never build a better paper plane than that one.
We had one poor lecturer who was very very dull, and had the misfortune to be allocated the 9am on Saturday slot. The main Chemistry lecture theatre was huge (it actually spanned two floors) but one of my friends managed to get a paper aeroplane to float all the way down from the back row to land on the lecturer's desk. It got a spontaneous round of applause.
Bold strategy to get the game called off. One nil down, man sent off, injury time: sell the paper aeroplane hit like a steel chair. Give that man a knighthood
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