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Things that sound profound but are actuaĺly nonsense. (No politics please.)

iainment
iainment Posts: 8,036
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
You don't buy beer, you rent it.

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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    edited December 2016
    "Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely".
    Oh fuck off before I put your teeth down your throat

    Oops sorry, maybe a tad political
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,548
    I think these threads have had its time
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    "The owner doesn't 'do' failure"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    You can prove anything with statistics. Err right, can you show me that stats for that one then?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Stig said:

    You can prove anything with statistics. Err right, can you show me that stats for that one then?

    63.2% of statistics are wrong
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    You're always in a better position than you think
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    The grass is always greener.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    "its always in the last place you look"

    Of course it is as you stop looking when you find it.

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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    "It is what it is."
    Right......
    Actually I find myself using this phrase quite a lot whilst inwardly thinking wtf I am talking about?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    Not to an Australian it isn't.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,358
    This is where we are.
  • Isawsummersplay
    Isawsummersplay Posts: 1,427
    edited December 2016
    The cheque is in the post. We will not sell Lookman in January.
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    Experienced Stadium and venue operator, responsible for managing and developing all aspects of venue services.

    Focused on identifying opportunities and maximising returns by understanding what the customer needs, providing clarity & empowerment to management and forming effective confident front line teams to engage customers and provide excellent service experiences.
    Accomplished at setting up and leading working teams to deliver intricate projects, which include contract openings, mobilisation of new business, property acquisition, planning application and construction programs, organisational development & structural change, new software & system integrations and building refurbishment.
  • GoOnYouHaddocks
    GoOnYouHaddocks Posts: 1,044
    I love you.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    "It's the thought that counts".

    No. No it isn't.
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    "It's me, not you"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    I don't do anal
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  • GetOutOfMyClub
    GetOutOfMyClub Posts: 406
    One Mans Meat is another Mans Poison. Eahh Roland ?
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    GoOnYouHaddocks said:

    I love you.

    "I love you too"
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Brexit means Brexit. Up there with "eggs is eggs"
  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    boggzy said:

    Experienced Stadium and venue operator, responsible for managing and developing all aspects of venue services.

    Focused on identifying opportunities and maximising returns by understanding what the customer needs, providing clarity & empowerment to management and forming effective confident front line teams to engage customers and provide excellent service experiences.
    Accomplished at setting up and leading working teams to deliver intricate projects, which include contract openings, mobilisation of new business, property acquisition, planning application and construction programs, organisational development & structural change, new software & system integrations and building refurbishment.

    What a sickly load of vomit inducing corporate crap that really is.
  • Darty Valiant
    Darty Valiant Posts: 618
    'The problem with internet quotes is that you can never be sure they are accurate'.

    Abraham Lincoln.
  • captainbob
    captainbob Posts: 935
    DaveMehmet said:

    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

    Deserves a 'Like' for quoting Stan Laurel.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Addickted said:

    A bird in the hand is worth two hands in the bush.

    Not to an Australian it isn't.

    Complete nonsense.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    My son an I were playing pool. Mrs Stig enters the room.

    Mrs Stig: What happened?
    Me: He beat me again.
    Mrs Stig: Yeah, he's good isn't he.
    Me: And do you know what? He did it with the last shot of the match again, he keeps doing that.
    Mrs Stig: Really!!!!

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