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Worst/ most unbelievable excuses for getting out of stuff...

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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Someone I know claimed he couldn't come to the pub because he was going to a friend's leaving do after work.

    Except he doesn't have a job, or any friends.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,618
    Fiiish said:

    Someone I know claimed he couldn't come to the pub because he was going to a friend's leaving do after work.

    Except he doesn't have a job, or any friends.

    It's you isn't it ?



    ;0)

  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
    One mate couldn't come on a night out as he had "sun burnt eyeballs". The same friend also refused to by a round of drinks on a separate night out because he wasn't thirsty. We still give him abuse about it everytime we see him.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    LuckyReds said:

    I managed a guy last year who regularly took a few days off (2 weeks with one bout?) with "I feel a bit tired and I've got the shits."; I began to worry about his health until I realised that this mysterious illness always popped up when we actually had work to do.

    Fair play for picking an excuse that you don't really want to question though...

    First rule of getting out of stuff is say it's a stomach ailment.

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