Things you know nothing about but most others do
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That's one hell of a tinder profile.oohaahmortimer said:I don't watch the news or read a newspaper so I'm pretty clueless to what's going on apart from the rare occasion I hear stuff on the radio or titbits from Charlton Life.
(I'm a hermit most of the time )
Don't watch films , listen to music or much tv only for football , cricket , tennis a bit of athletics apart
Politics , no idea prolly voted twice in my first 20 years that I could Valley Party and a local councillor that we knew in Mottingham , wife now says I have to vote for whoever will serve our best interests locally and I only do that cos she'll bribe me with sex.
Don't know any of the roads really around here Epping (lived this way for 11 years) I know the route back South and to M25 , to sons footy and cricket clubs and to their school .
Less than Zero interest in cars , motorbikes etc
Gardening , DIY absolutely no idea
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Your CV must make interesting reading!oohaahmortimer said:I don't watch the news or read a newspaper so I'm pretty clueless to what's going on apart from the rare occasion I hear stuff on the radio or titbits from Charlton Life.
(I'm a hermit most of the time )
Don't watch films , listen to music or much tv only for football , cricket , tennis a bit of athletics apart
Politics , no idea prolly voted twice in my first 20 years that I could Valley Party and a local councillor that we knew in Mottingham , wife now says I have to vote for whoever will serve our best interests locally and I only do that cos she'll bribe me with sex.
Don't know any of the roads really around here Epping (lived this way for 11 years) I know the route back South and to M25 , to sons footy and cricket clubs and to their school .
Less than Zero interest in cars , motorbikes etc
Gardening , DIY absolutely no idea
Basically I'm not an adult2 -
Celebrities
(Proudly I have no idea what Kim Kardashian looks like and never want to)
Cars - Didn't learn to drive until I was 36. Now wish I'd learned sooner, but cars are just functional.Anybody who comes over all Jeremy Clarkson and I switch off3 -
Languages.
if I'm to go for something to eat and am asked if I'd like to eat alfresco from the ala carte menu with al dente vegetables, I'd say no mate it's ok, I'll pick what I want myself but I do like crunchy veg. And we'll sit outside if that's ok.4 -
Politics - For wankers only.
Tax - Couldn't even tell you what code I'm on.
Mortgages/Housing market - You need money for all that.
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You could add "Reading the titles of threads properly" to that TA...Ted\'s Addicksson said:What Roland is gonna do next.
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Your conversations must be riveting Oohaah...oohaahmortimer said:I don't watch the news or read a newspaper so I'm pretty clueless to what's going on apart from the rare occasion I hear stuff on the radio or titbits from Charlton Life.
(I'm a hermit most of the time )
Don't watch films , listen to music or much tv only for football , cricket , tennis a bit of athletics apart
Politics , no idea prolly voted twice in my first 20 years that I could Valley Party and a local councillor that we knew in Mottingham , wife now says I have to vote for whoever will serve our best interests locally and I only do that cos she'll bribe me with sex.
Don't know any of the roads really around here Epping (lived this way for 11 years) I know the route back South and to M25 , to sons footy and cricket clubs and to their school .
Less than Zero interest in cars , motorbikes etc
Gardening , DIY absolutely no idea
Basically I'm not an adult
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Glad I made it clear yesterday that I'm not interested in politics.ValleyGary said:Politics - For wankers only.
Tax - Couldn't even tell you what code I'm on.
Mortgages/Housing market - You need money for all that.3 -
The bribe with sex line has made me realise why your posts contain x-20% y-45% z-35%.oohaahmortimer said:I don't watch the news or read a newspaper so I'm pretty clueless to what's going on apart from the rare occasion I hear stuff on the radio or titbits from Charlton Life.
(I'm a hermit most of the time )
Don't watch films , listen to music or much tv only for football , cricket , tennis a bit of athletics apart
Politics , no idea prolly voted twice in my first 20 years that I could Valley Party and a local councillor that we knew in Mottingham , wife now says I have to vote for whoever will serve our best interests locally and I only do that cos she'll bribe me with sex.
Don't know any of the roads really around here Epping (lived this way for 11 years) I know the route back South and to M25 , to sons footy and cricket clubs and to their school .
Less than Zero interest in cars , motorbikes etc
Gardening , DIY absolutely no idea
Basically I'm not an adult
I thought this was guesswork from you but now know you secretly set up a poll and play the old "I'm not taking part dear. My vote won't make a difference" card.1 -
Know f**k all about
Twitter
Facebook
Snappy chat or any of the other trolling/stalking sites
Know a bit about carp fishing
Used to know a bit about football untill roland and katrien have brought me down to their level1 -
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Not very PCValleyGary said:Politics - For wankers only.
Tax - Couldn't even tell you what code I'm on.
Mortgages/Housing market - You need money for all that.0 -
Jokes aside, I genuinely reckon my history knowledge would be worse without Blackadder.DaveMehmet said:
And Elizabeth the 1st as she was on BlackadderMcBobbin said:The royal family. I know people who know every royal we've had, what order, the years they were on the throne, what children they had... They are mistaken in their smugness. I know the current one, and Henry the 8th. But only because he's a unit of weight
Edit I do myself a disservice. I know of Richard III because he's a poo
The only historic royal I really know anything about is George IV (i.e The Prince Regent).. thanks to Blackadder. I'm pretty sure I googled "Was prince george really stupid", and before I knew it.. one thing led to another and I'd even bought books on the fecker.
Apart from that, I don't know much about the history of the royal family. I'm not even sure I could name Henry the Eighth's wives.1 -
- History.
- Football, outside of whatever league Charlton are in.
- Card games, I don't think I know any.1 -
Snap!LuckyReds said:- History.
- Football, outside of whatever league Charlton are in.
- Card games, I don't think I know any.11 -
Riveting 16%Algarveaddick said:
Your conversations must be riveting Oohaah...oohaahmortimer said:I don't watch the news or read a newspaper so I'm pretty clueless to what's going on apart from the rare occasion I hear stuff on the radio or titbits from Charlton Life.
(I'm a hermit most of the time )
Don't watch films , listen to music or much tv only for football , cricket , tennis a bit of athletics apart
Politics , no idea prolly voted twice in my first 20 years that I could Valley Party and a local councillor that we knew in Mottingham , wife now says I have to vote for whoever will serve our best interests locally and I only do that cos she'll bribe me with sex.
Don't know any of the roads really around here Epping (lived this way for 11 years) I know the route back South and to M25 , to sons footy and cricket clubs and to their school .
Less than Zero interest in cars , motorbikes etc
Gardening , DIY absolutely no idea
Basically I'm not an adult
Interesting 21%
OK 12%
Boring 15%
Sit together in silence listening to the clock ticking wondering if it will ever end 36%6 -
ThisDaveMehmet said:Politics. I know I probably should take more note of what goes on but really can't be arsed to get remotely interested.
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Good call. Wouldn't say I was a football fan just a Charlton fan. Don't care really unless I have a vested interest in the match.LuckyReds said:
- Football, outside of whatever league Charlton are in.2 -
80smudge7946 said:4 x2 (+10) =
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Fruit machines.
Look so complicated these days.0 -
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ISA's etc etc. Probably me being thick but why have 5k in an account all year for 50 quid interest? Just spend it!1
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On class a and brassesMortimerwasgod said:ISA's etc etc. Probably me being thick but why have 5k in an account all year for 50 quid interest? Just spend it!
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Shakespeare - I somehow managed to not do any Shakespeare at school.1
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That's exactly my outlook, canters!cantersaddick said:
Good call. Wouldn't say I was a football fan just a Charlton fan. Don't care really unless I have a vested interest in the match.LuckyReds said:
- Football, outside of whatever league Charlton are in.
The only time I've really binged on football was when I was a bit lonely and working in Sweden, I'd finish work - drop my stuff off at the hotel, then hit a sports bar to have some drinks and watch repeats of european teams I've never heard of. I reckon half of that was for the girl who worked behind the bar to be fair!
I mean, I can enjoy watching the class and trickery of a decent match, but it's rare for me to actually get in to it "properly". My football knowledge is atrocious!2 -
A cracker courtesy of the girlfriend: Game of Thrones.
It seems like everybody has seen it, loves it and knows all about it. I've never even tried to watch it.4 -
How Chris Kamara is so funny0
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Then you're missing out. I've seen people share memes that seem to celebrate not seeing an episode like it makes then cool.LuckyReds said:A cracker courtesy of the girlfriend: Game of Thrones.
It seems like everybody has seen it, loves it and knows all about it. I've never even tried to watch it.
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