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Storm Doris

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Macronate said:

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    To be fair the Sutton sub keeper had sat on that earlier in the day
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,467
    man_at_milletts said:

    I went out to feed the chickens earlier and my cock was blown over next door's fence.

    Puts new meaning into phrase: Doris sucked you off!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,609
    dizzee said:

    'Wind' and 'Doris' are two words you would expect to hear in an old people's home.

    Especially if it's pissing down.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Could bring a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Doris does Deptford'

    One for the oldies there.....
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Storm!!! FFS, its a strong wind. And as for naming these things, American influence once again just to get air time and sell column inches.
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,708
    LuckyReds said:

    Pretty hectic at Victoria. Someone has been struck with debris... from the roof of the brand new ticket entrance.

    Fire and ambulance in attendance. Large chunk of Victoria road closed off. New entrance is obviously closed.

    Looked more like a bomb scare at first tbh.

    Have been on duty all day today,probably one of the busiest days ive experienced in 25 years in the LFB. We attended the Victoria incident earlier,the guy is in a very bad way unfortunately. We left the station on our 1st call just after 9 this morning and have just got back to base. Time for something to eat hopefully!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,609
    eaststandmike said:

    Storm!!! FFS, its a strong wind. And as for naming these things, American influence once again just to get air time and sell column inches.

    To be fair though, if you're going to call it something, Doris is a great name to use.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    eaststandmike said:

    Storm!!! FFS, its a strong wind. And as for naming these things, American influence once again just to get air time and sell column inches.

    Exactly what I've been thinking..........what a load of old bollocks!
  • addix
    addix Posts: 1,185
    It's hardly been the Great Storm of '87...

    or http://dawnfrenchvideos.com/vicar-of-dibley/jim-and-owen-argue-over-the-great-storm/
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited February 2017
    "Maybe I'll stay inside today...."

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  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,964
    Was interesting playing tennis this morning in the hurricane.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    My neighbours' bins that they clearly bought from Poundland are totally fucked and have been flying around our alley all fucking day. Idiots.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    "Maybe I'll stay inside today...."

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    If your golden showers are 9 degrees you need to call an ambulance.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,486
    dizzee said:

    'Wind' and 'Doris' are two words you would expect to hear in an old people's home.

    NURSE................THE SCREENS!!!!!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Was all quiet up here, it pissed it down for ten minutes and there was a bit of a breeze. Normal day then.
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

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    The Blitz Spirit is what we need in this difficult time.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    RedArmySE7 said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

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    The Blitz Spirit is what we need in this difficult time.
    A spanner will do
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    RedArmySE7 said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

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    The Blitz Spirit is what we need in this difficult time.
    A spanner will do
    Always knew you loved Millwall mate.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    We had a 5 foot brick wall blown over across the road from us, helped the old couple clear back all the debris from the pavement.

    They called the council to let them know as it had all fallen out onto the pavement and they told them they had to get a skip there immediately and would be subject to fines if it wasn't removed.




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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    We had a 5 foot brick wall blown over across the road from us, helped the old couple clear back all the debris from the pavement.

    They called the council to let them know as it had all fallen out onto the pavement and they told them they had to get a skip there immediately and would be subject to fines if it wasn't removed.



    Bit like when the public drains were blocked outside my place in Gravesend, I done the good deed and called the council to report the problem and they were really efficient and sent a bloke out that day. He confirmed it was indeed blocked and gave me a 7 day notice to get it cleared or the council will do it at my expense with an added fine.

    Had to call on my very good pal @E-cafc
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,807
    AFKABartram said:

    What's the forecasts for rest of day / night?

    Neighbours wall has been blown clean over, fence taken out, tree down next road and my garden fence and trampoline don't look like they will stay in place much longer

    Macronate said:

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    Is that AFKA's trampoline?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,807
    T.C.E said:

    Bunch of jesses, I had a 5 walk along the beach earlier. Got home and not a feckin hair out of place! ;)

    Easy when you've got none.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,807
    edited February 2017
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

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    I'd be more worried about where the wind had blown my car to than the little bit of damage to the fence.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,807
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Was all quiet up here, it pissed it down for ten minutes and there was a bit of a breeze. Normal day then.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AijNCV_JWMs

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