General things that Annoy you
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I hadn't eaten a thing all day funnily enough but I lost my appetite rather quickly.0
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Have never actually heard the phrase "to die for" in real life, only as a pun in movies.I_was_Floyd said:
The term 'to die for'.
'The shaggy Bolivian goat curry was to die for.' Fair enough, next time you're going to indulge, let me know and I'll pop round and end your life.
A dose of strychnine may well be 'to die for', try that in future.
E.g. If someone tells you "the shaggy Bolivian goat curry is... to die for" get out of there now, I guarantee it's poisoned.0 -
I'm sure they were only kiddingI_was_Floyd said:
The term 'to die for'.
'The shaggy Bolivian goat curry was to die for.' Fair enough, next time you're going to indulge, let me know and I'll pop round and end your life.
A dose of strychnine may well be 'to die for', try that in future.7 -
Unfortunately I see it written on virtually a daily basis, mostly on Facebook groups relating to food (I have Coeliac disease, so frequent a few groups relating to that). But it's also been used on this forum too, on a restaurant thread.Oh_Yoni_Boy said:
Have never actually heard the phrase "to die for" in real life, only as a pun in movies.I_was_Floyd said:
The term 'to die for'.
'The shaggy Bolivian goat curry was to die for.' Fair enough, next time you're going to indulge, let me know and I'll pop round and end your life.
A dose of strychnine may well be 'to die for', try that in future.
E.g. If someone tells you "the shaggy Bolivian goat curry is... to die for" get out of there now, I guarantee it's poisoned.
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Everything is hyperbole these days.I_was_Floyd said:
Unfortunately I see it written on virtually a daily basis, mostly on Facebook groups relating to food (I have Coeliac disease, so frequent a few groups relating to that). But it's also been used on this forum too, on a restaurant thread.Oh_Yoni_Boy said:
Have never actually heard the phrase "to die for" in real life, only as a pun in movies.I_was_Floyd said:
The term 'to die for'.
'The shaggy Bolivian goat curry was to die for.' Fair enough, next time you're going to indulge, let me know and I'll pop round and end your life.
A dose of strychnine may well be 'to die for', try that in future.
E.g. If someone tells you "the shaggy Bolivian goat curry is... to die for" get out of there now, I guarantee it's poisoned.
"This new recipe is to die for."
"You won't believe which Hollyoaks star we caught pissing down her neighbour's chimney!"
"You never knew these 7 former Neighbours actors have horrible heroin addictions! Number four will shock you!"
"Matt le Tissier absolutely wrecked and destroyed Paul Scholes in this devastating Twitter put-down!"8 -
This trend literally makes me die with embarassment.Fiiish said:
Everything is hyperbole these days.I_was_Floyd said:
Unfortunately I see it written on virtually a daily basis, mostly on Facebook groups relating to food (I have Coeliac disease, so frequent a few groups relating to that). But it's also been used on this forum too, on a restaurant thread.Oh_Yoni_Boy said:
Have never actually heard the phrase "to die for" in real life, only as a pun in movies.I_was_Floyd said:
The term 'to die for'.
'The shaggy Bolivian goat curry was to die for.' Fair enough, next time you're going to indulge, let me know and I'll pop round and end your life.
A dose of strychnine may well be 'to die for', try that in future.
E.g. If someone tells you "the shaggy Bolivian goat curry is... to die for" get out of there now, I guarantee it's poisoned.
"This new recipe is to die for."
"You won't believe which Hollyoaks star we caught pissing down her neighbour's chimney!"
"You never knew these 7 former Neighbours actors have horrible heroin addictions! Number four will shock you!"
"Matt le Tissier absolutely wrecked and destroyed Paul Scholes in this devastating Twitter put-down!"5 -
You can't leave it there.
What did Le Tissier say?8 -
He said 'you're small and a ginger'.0
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are you referring to a shaggy bolivian or a shaggy bolivian goat ?..it will make a difference to me whether its to die for ?I_was_Floyd said:
The term 'to die for'.
'The shaggy Bolivian goat curry was to die for.' Fair enough, next time you're going to indulge, let me know and I'll pop round and end your life.
A dose of strychnine may well be 'to die for', try that in future.0 -
People that criticise the club's curry nights. I went a few seasons back and the food was to die for.2
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If you feel the need to munch on a shaggy Bolivian, be my guest. I actually meant a goat.lolwray said:
are you referring to a shaggy bolivian or a shaggy bolivian goat ?..it will make a difference to me whether its to die for ?I_was_Floyd said:
The term 'to die for'.
'The shaggy Bolivian goat curry was to die for.' Fair enough, next time you're going to indulge, let me know and I'll pop round and end your life.
A dose of strychnine may well be 'to die for', try that in future.
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Not so much annoy as makes my blood boil. Poachers break into a French zoo and murder a rhino, taking its horn: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/07/rhino-shot-dead-by-poachers-at-french-zoo8
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200 Arsenal fans protest cause they keep finishing 4th in the premier league & it gets maximum media coverage
Clubs like Charlton & Blackpool are being ripped apart by crazy owners & they get nowhere near as much coverage. Absolute joke!11 -
People who get a parting shaved in when getting their hair cut, do you not know how to use a comb you wankers?
Also, probably been mentioned plenty of times but doing your make up on the train, I'm shaving on the train tomorrow!2 -
A comb he says, oh how I dream of being able to use a comb. Mind you, I do have a parting. It's a fucking big one and goes right down the middle.cafcdave123 said:People who get a parting shaved in when getting their hair cut, do you not know how to use a comb you wankers?
Also, probably been mentioned plenty of times but doing your make up on the train, I'm shaving on the train tomorrow!8 -
Shaving a parting?cafcdave123 said:People who get a parting shaved in when getting their hair cut, do you not know how to use a comb you wankers?
Also, probably been mentioned plenty of times but doing your make up on the train, I'm shaving on the train tomorrow!0 -
The car in front of me this morning trundled along at 22mph (in a 50 zone) I noticed a sign on the back window, it read 'The Speed Limit Is Not a Target'. by the time I got to Tonbridge there was probably 30+ cars behind this selfish prick.
Yes that annoyed me, a lot!6 -
What a load of bollocks, would annoy me too. Of course the speed limit is a target. It is in place as the safe maximum speed to travel.Greenie said:The car in front of me this morning trundled along at 22mph (in a 50 zone) I noticed a sign on the back window, it read 'The Speed Limit Is Not a Target'. by the time I got to Tonbridge there was probably 30+ cars behind this selfish prick.
Yes that annoyed me, a lot!1 -
Twitter histeria over a last minute 2-1 home win against Scunthorpe......3
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I set the trends others merely follow. Although mines quite a wide parting.cafcdave123 said:People who get a parting shaved in when getting their hair cut, do you not know how to use a comb you wankers?
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I think I may have had to follow him to his destination for a discussion.Greenie said:The car in front of me this morning trundled along at 22mph (in a 50 zone) I noticed a sign on the back window, it read 'The Speed Limit Is Not a Target'. by the time I got to Tonbridge there was probably 30+ cars behind this selfish prick.
Yes that annoyed me, a lot!2 -
Yeah, silly shit like this prickMcBobbin said:
Shaving a parting?cafcdave123 said:People who get a parting shaved in when getting their hair cut, do you not know how to use a comb you wankers?
Also, probably been mentioned plenty of times but doing your make up on the train, I'm shaving on the train tomorrow!
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It is a speed limit which is defined as a speed you should drive under but as close to as is deemed safe, depending on the road conditions.stonemuse said:
What a load of bollocks, would annoy me too. Of course the speed limit is a target. It is in place as the safe maximum speed to travel.Greenie said:The car in front of me this morning trundled along at 22mph (in a 50 zone) I noticed a sign on the back window, it read 'The Speed Limit Is Not a Target'. by the time I got to Tonbridge there was probably 30+ cars behind this selfish prick.
Yes that annoyed me, a lot!
This very helpful link goes into the finer detail:
driving-test-success.com/driving-articles/speed-limits.htm
Edit to tidy up the gibberish wording.1 -
Indeed. If you are not comfortable driving at the speed limit where it is safe to do so, you should not be driving and ought to advise the DVLA accordingly.4
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Being referred to as a, silver surfer or bloody elderly, just because I'm 62 FFS!0
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When you put your items on the checkout belt in the order you intend to pack them (heavy items at bottom, separate meat, frozen items together etc.) and the Doris on the checkout starts leaning into the middle of the belt for some reason to scan those items first instead of just scanning the ones at the front first and generally just fucks up the order and you just have this expression...
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Cyclists. Anyone over 14 years old caught cycling should be hung from the nearest tree.4
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Sending the wrong rock band to cure an epidemic.
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I did that in the '70s, although in my defence I was about 14/15 at the time.McBobbin said:
Shaving a parting?cafcdave123 said:People who get a parting shaved in when getting their hair cut, do you not know how to use a comb you wankers?
Also, probably been mentioned plenty of times but doing your make up on the train, I'm shaving on the train tomorrow!
I'd don't even need a comb nowadays.2 -
I set the trends others merely follow. Although mines quite a wide parting.
I bet mine is wider:))1
