General things that Annoy you
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I refer to you as a young man, wait till you pass 70sillav nitram said:Being referred to as a, silver surfer or bloody elderly, just because I'm 62 FFS!
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How have I not beat you to this one? What this thread was made for. I salute you sir!Fiiish said:When you put your items on the checkout belt in the order you intend to pack them (heavy items at bottom, separate meat, frozen items together etc.) and the Doris on the checkout starts leaning into the middle of the belt for some reason to scan those items first instead of just scanning the ones at the front first and generally just fucks up the order and you just have this expression...
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What I object to is "do you need help packing?" meaning "you are about to need help packing, as I randomly send the cereal boxes down first so as you try to find a new bag I've sent down only the heavy shit. After the bread of course"1
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Today? Everything.
Could have something to do with getting about 2 hours sleep thanks to my 3 year old daughter last night!0 -
I know how you feel. Someone's daughter was keeping me up all night too.North Lower Neil said:Today? Everything.
Could have something to do with getting about 2 hours sleep thanks to my 3 year old daughter last night!6 -
I'm already looking forward to it,ross1!ross1 said:
I refer to you as a young man, wait till you pass 70sillav nitram said:Being referred to as a, silver surfer or bloody elderly, just because I'm 62 FFS!
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I agree 100%. I do tell them sometimes that I've loaded the belt that way for a reason. They usually do it right then.Fiiish said:When you put your items on the checkout belt in the order you intend to pack them (heavy items at bottom, separate meat, frozen items together etc.) and the Doris on the checkout starts leaning into the middle of the belt for some reason to scan those items first instead of just scanning the ones at the front first and generally just fucks up the order and you just have this expression...
Once i walked out and just left the stuff on the belt because the cashier started arguing with me about it.0 -
cyclists ..especially in built up areas... they should have a 10 mph speed limit for theirs and everyone elses safety0
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people that put blackcurrant in a pint of Guinness, especially when you forget and they look at you when you return from the bar like you have just pissed on there kids.0
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If there was a top ten of strange posts....len90 said:Cyclists. Anyone over 14 years old caught cycling should be hung from the nearest tree.
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I had a shocker in terms of sleep last night as well. That's 2 out the last 3 nights. Monday night into Tuesday morning I remember nodding off at 3.30am, up at 5.30am. Last night nodded off at 2am up at 6amNorth Lower Neil said:Today? Everything.
Could have something to do with getting about 2 hours sleep thanks to my 3 year old daughter last night!
Not as bad as only 2 hours but feel like utter crap and this is a pressurised time at work so not good0 -
Yes my sleeping pattern is completely up the spout too.
I hate it.
For example I was knackered last night, got in from work at midnight, fell asleep straight away and woke up at 3 and haven't been able to get back to sleep.
Completely screws the day up and winds me up as it keeps happening.0 -
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The worst thing is that our youngest is teething, she was brilliant last night for once, and her sister picked that night to kick off half the night.cabbles said:
I had a shocker in terms of sleep last night as well. That's 2 out the last 3 nights. Monday night into Tuesday morning I remember nodding off at 3.30am, up at 5.30am. Last night nodded off at 2am up at 6amNorth Lower Neil said:Today? Everything.
Could have something to do with getting about 2 hours sleep thanks to my 3 year old daughter last night!
Not as bad as only 2 hours but feel like utter crap and this is a pressurised time at work so not good0 -
I'm not getting any sleep either. Youngest keeps waking in the night for a wee.
Shes potty training and doesnt want to poo on the toilet. I was trying to put her down on the bog but she threw her off, and i caught her upside down. She was screaming and farting. It was like I was playing the bagpipes from hell20 -
Some of the random shit that's on here that Wouldn't be anywhere near the top tenPlumstead_Micky said:
If there was a top ten of strange posts....len90 said:Cyclists. Anyone over 14 years old caught cycling should be hung from the nearest tree.
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What an error when they could have sent The Cure or Dr & The Medics. If only Dr Hook hadn't been deported, he could have gone.A-R-T-H-U-R said:Sending the wrong rock band to cure an epidemic.
By the way, I love the fact that his hook has been taken away and replaced by a prosthetic spork!
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I often inform the barcode scanning operative that it is not a race....McBobbin said:What I object to is "do you need help packing?" meaning "you are about to need help packing, as I randomly send the cereal boxes down first so as you try to find a new bag I've sent down only the heavy shit. After the bread of course"
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Hoping tonight is better for you mate. I'm done with todayNorth Lower Neil said:
The worst thing is that our youngest is teething, she was brilliant last night for once, and her sister picked that night to kick off half the night.cabbles said:
I had a shocker in terms of sleep last night as well. That's 2 out the last 3 nights. Monday night into Tuesday morning I remember nodding off at 3.30am, up at 5.30am. Last night nodded off at 2am up at 6amNorth Lower Neil said:Today? Everything.
Could have something to do with getting about 2 hours sleep thanks to my 3 year old daughter last night!
Not as bad as only 2 hours but feel like utter crap and this is a pressurised time at work so not good1 -
Tony Bliar rockin up at the unveiling of the new Iraqi war memorial.1
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Gordon's wife?i_b_b_o_r_g said:Mrs Brown
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That concoction needs to go on a UN ban list. If people don't like Guinness they should leave in the barrel instead of ruining it. Best they stick to a lemonade.palarsehater said:people that put blackcurrant in a pint of Guinness, especially when you forget and they look at you when you return from the bar like you have just pissed on there kids.
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Wait, you went through the effort of getting your shopping, but walked out without it because the cashier annoyed you? That's an impressive level of commitment to being pissed off!iainment said:
I agree 100%. I do tell them sometimes that I've loaded the belt that way for a reason. They usually do it right then.Fiiish said:When you put your items on the checkout belt in the order you intend to pack them (heavy items at bottom, separate meat, frozen items together etc.) and the Doris on the checkout starts leaning into the middle of the belt for some reason to scan those items first instead of just scanning the ones at the front first and generally just fucks up the order and you just have this expression...
Once i walked out and just left the stuff on the belt because the cashier started arguing with me about it.1 -
I've done the same in Gillingham Tescos. A whole months shop as well, I'm pretty regimental in how I load the conveyor belt and when the lady asked "need any help with your packing" I asked her not to throw it through at the speed of sound. Which she then did, this was also a long time before carrier bags had to be paid for and about half way through she announced she had no more bags. And continued to fling everything through regardless. "Enough" said IPowell Is Pleasant said:
Wait, you went through the effort of getting your shopping, but walked out without it because the cashier annoyed you? That's an impressive level of commitment to being pissed off!iainment said:
I agree 100%. I do tell them sometimes that I've loaded the belt that way for a reason. They usually do it right then.Fiiish said:When you put your items on the checkout belt in the order you intend to pack them (heavy items at bottom, separate meat, frozen items together etc.) and the Doris on the checkout starts leaning into the middle of the belt for some reason to scan those items first instead of just scanning the ones at the front first and generally just fucks up the order and you just have this expression...
Once i walked out and just left the stuff on the belt because the cashier started arguing with me about it.
"Can you hold on until we get some more bags please"
And she ignored me, so I fucked off leaving all the shit in bags in the trolley and the rest on the belt. I can't even say it felt good, I was foaming at the mouth at her lack of being able to do one thing, I didn't even ask her to help apart from not try and break a checkout speed record and then I had to brave Jeremy Kyle's holding pen at Chatham Asda and do all that shit again16 -
When choosing a checkout, it's not always a case of the shortest queue: you need a teenage cashier - bored witless and too lethargic to throw your stuff down to the bagging area at break-neck speed - or a pensioner - arthiritic and unable to do the same even if they wanted to.
Avoid middle-aged women: they're on a mission and they hate you.11 -
I have a solution, move to Scotland where some supermarkets have introduced slow lanes where the process of packing and paying can take as long as you want, aimed at the retired and lonely, but certainly a good idea0
