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aliwibble
aliwibble Posts: 26,272
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According to this flyer Bexley Council are looking for sponsors for their dog waste bags. While the extremely juvenile part of my brain is tempted to suggest CARD make a small investment for the pleasure of seeing Roland's face plastered over bags of shite, who would you suggest should do it, and what should their promotional wording be?

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    KFC
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Clean up the streets, pick up Millwall.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,863
    Love the idea. Has to be Roland's face.

    If not, perhaps a chocolate bar.

    Twix, Mars, snickers whatever
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    StigThundercock said:

    The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"

    Being an expert on Dog S*ite any advertising would go the outside. Placing hand inside bag, pick up said S*ite turning bag inside out and knotting handles to prevent s*ite from escaping from bag. ;)
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    They could be branded as 'Roly Poolys'.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    T.C.E said:

    StigThundercock said:

    The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"

    Being an expert on Dog S*ite any advertising would go the outside. Placing hand inside bag, pick up said S*ite turning bag inside out and knotting handles to prevent s*ite from escaping from bag. ;)
    Then hang on tree?

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