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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Have I made this up or was there a Mr Bean Xmas special where he painted Marmite onto actual twigs?
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    I could sit and happily eat myself to death on either twiglets, honey roasted peanuts or Bombay mix.
  • Numbers
    Numbers Posts: 834
    Shitlets
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,056
    guinnessaddick said:

    Back in the day, a feast of Guinness was all that was needed.

    Isn't it time you changed your name to "dietcokeaddick" G?? :wink:
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    Numbers said:

    Shitlets

    Perpetual parody thread possibility.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    cafcfan said:

    Have I made this up or was there a Mr Bean Xmas special where he painted Marmite onto actual twigs?

    No, that happened
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,765
    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,811
    Can't stand them.

    My top 5 would be:

    Pork scratchings
    Cheddar cheese cubes
    Decent cocktail sausages (not drowned in honey or mustard or god forbid both)
    Roast potatoes
    Those little triangular potato things

    http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20091222/Potato-Triangle-Snacks-1415860.jpg
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,483
    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    Same here.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    They reckon that on an average lump of bar cheese, there's about 8 different specimens of piss on it (depending on how many people are in the boozer I spose).

  • SomervilleAddick
    SomervilleAddick Posts: 3,577
    SoundAsa£ said:

    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    Same here.
    Just dip them in Marmite. Problem solved.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Loved it when Peter use to put all the seafood out in The Horse on a Sunday afternoon, meant you couldn't taste everyone's piss that had contaminated it.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,483
    AddicksAddict said:

    SoundAsa£ said:

    Horrible disgusting pieces of dry synthetic flavoured shredded hardboard that have been soaked in camel piss and vinegar.

    I'm intrigued as to how you know what hardboard soaked in camel piss tastes like.
    Simple really......by eating twiglets!
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,683
    cafcfan said:

    Have I made this up or was there a Mr Bean Xmas special where he painted Marmite onto actual twigs?

    Get twigs, dip in Marmite. Who would know?
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    They reckon that on an average lump of bar cheese, there's about 8 different specimens of piss on it (depending on how many people are in the boozer I spose).

    In France maybe, I've yet to come across any pub in Thamesmead or Abbey Wood with free cheese and crackers at the bar
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Eggs pickled in cloves chilli and garlic. Always finish off a beer festival with one. Lethal.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    They reckon that on an average lump of bar cheese, there's about 8 different specimens of piss on it (depending on how many people are in the boozer I spose).

    You have to be there when they are put out, NEVER walk into a pub that has it all out at the bar already and dig in.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    Same must go for those bowls of bombay mix in indian takeaways.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    T.C.E said:

    image

    Get yourself down The Millers - a few of the woman have legs that look a bit like that.
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,648
    TelMc32 said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    Back in the day, a feast of Guinness was all that was needed.

    Isn't it time you changed your name to "dietcokeaddick" G?? :wink:

    I used to live in Guinness buildings.
  • WrightCharlie
    WrightCharlie Posts: 742
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Horrible disgusting pieces of dry synthetic flavoured shredded hardboard that have been soaked in camel piss and vinegar.

    Is that camel piss and camel vinegar, or camel piss and ordinary vinegar :smile:
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    kentaddick said:

    I could sit and happily eat myself to death on either twiglets, honey roasted peanuts or Bombay mix.

    Bombay mix. Now you're talking.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,996
    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    I hate Marmite but like Twiglets
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,483
    kimbo said:

    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    I hate Marmite but like Twiglets
    Weirdo!
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    It's years since I've had a dish of prawns with pepper and vinegar alongside a pint. Are there any SE London pubs where the fish man still comes round?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    AddicksAddict said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    It's years since I've had a dish of prawns with pepper and vinegar alongside a pint. Are there any SE London pubs where the fish man still comes round?
    Not sure about SE London, but there's a couple of pubs near me that have a seafood being sold outside
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    SoundAsa£ said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    SoundAsa£ said:

    Horrible disgusting pieces of dry synthetic flavoured shredded hardboard that have been soaked in camel piss and vinegar.

    I'm intrigued as to how you know what hardboard soaked in camel piss tastes like.
    Simple really......by eating twiglets!
    Fallacious reasoning, I'm afraid.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    McBobbin said:

    Eggs pickled in cloves chilli and garlic. Always finish off a beer festival with one. Lethal.

    Especially for everyone sharing your enclosed mode of transport!!!
  • LLMTP
    LLMTP Posts: 70
    ForeverAddickted said:

    T.C.E said:

    image

    Never seen one of those in a pub?
    The Bird in Hand in N13 has a kebab shop inside the pub.

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