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  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Baldybonce said:

    I've just got my free bus pass.

    ....and don't remember where you put it.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Getting angry that my Kindle had somehow lost the new book that I'd started ... and later remembering that I was actually reading it on paperback.

    Started to read Game of Thrones on Kindle, my daughter has read all the books, both on Kindle & paperback. She went back to read book 4 on her kindle, my account, I picked up my kindle and carried on reading, not knowing I was reading book 4 and not the first, it was only when she saw the name of the chapter I was on and asked me why I was reading the wrong book.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    SuedeAdidas said:

    SoundAsa£ said:

    On a dark morning in your bedroom, you put your pants on inside out AND back to front!
    And yes......I've done it.

    I put my pirates on back to front a few weeks back (well...boxers).

    I was tempted to have a danger dump through the piss hole - but was at work and my bottle went.
    The thrill of a danger dump will offset the misery of fishing around inside your fly at a urinal, looking for the non existent opening, and then having to drag everything up over the waistband and hoping the elastic doesn't stem the flow to a cystitic dribble. With your boss stood next to you wondering what you are playing at. Happened to me last week. Couldn't go at all after all that effort. Though I did manage a shrill fart, which rattled the fly causing an alarming bum tickle and pitch bend. I was tempted to resign.
  • len90
    len90 Posts: 143
    When you go into a room and have no idea what you went there for
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    len90 said:

    When you go into a room and have no idea what you went there for

    Even more so if it's the bathroom and you've got a turtle head poking out.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    edited March 2017
    DaveMehmet said:

    len90 said:

    When you go into a room and have no idea what you went there for

    Even more so if it's the bathroom and you've got a turtle head poking out of the piss hole in your boxers
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    You go ballistic when your 15 year old buys a mouse mat costing £60.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    When you keep clicking on the Roof Box thread checking the Updates!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    edited March 2017
    Jayajosh said:

    You go ballistic when your 15 year old buys a mouse mat costing £60.

    A mouse mat for £60???? - Are you sure that he said Mouse Mat and you actually meant to post on here saying that you feel old when you start going deaf and mishear what people say?
  • len90
    len90 Posts: 143
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Jayajosh said:

    You go ballistic when your 15 year old buys a mouse mat costing £60.

    A mouse mat for £60???? - Are you sure that he said Mouse Mat and you actually meant to post on here saying that you feel old when you start going deaf and mishear what people say?
    It could be said you are old when you remember using a mouse mat

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  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    When the hardest thing you do all day is putting on your socks.
  • Johnnysummers5
    Johnnysummers5 Posts: 8,469
    When you don't know who Susanna Reid is
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    When that older woman fetish doesn't do it for you anymore because there is a limit.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    You remember that you thought you were parents were old when they were younger than you are now.
  • dajavouslagan
    dajavouslagan Posts: 723
    When your kids start going to the same clubs/pubs that you used to go to!
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    25May98 said:

    When that older woman fetish doesn't do it for you anymore because there is a limit.

    yeah, i haven't got the strength to dig them up.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    You think you saw a tweet and Simon Jordan was saying something nice about us! ;)
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    You use an expensive foreign holiday as a way of catching up on some sleep.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    The older I get, the older old is.
  • addickson
    addickson Posts: 891
    You used to do a fart, now farts just happen :blush:
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Opening the Duolingo thread expecting it to be about Peugeot's latest van spec
    :(
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    You don't really believe you're the age you are
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Just got back from Gibraltar and I've burnt my bonce.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    addickson said:

    You used to do a fart, now farts just happen :blush:

    And you're not embarrassed.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    You pass a pretty woman and your smile is returned with a look of horror
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    You pass a pretty woman and your smile is returned with a look of horror

    Ah, that's because 'She's walking back to me, ooh, ooh Pretty Woman' and I'm a couple of years older than you :wink: .
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353
    Friday night, instead of going mental somewhere full of lager, watching golf with nice wine and pleasant company.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    RedChaser said:

    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    You pass a pretty woman and your smile is returned with a look of horror

    Ah, that's because 'She's walking back to me, ooh, ooh Pretty Woman' and I'm a couple of years older than you :wink: .
    Haha. Story of my life.
    But at least I'm not as old as you :wink:
  • BartleyPark
    BartleyPark Posts: 430
    When you write the same joke on this thread twice because you forgot you said it already.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    edited April 2017
    McBobbin said:

    I was lying on the floor playing a board game with my daughter today. I was in one position for too long and it took me about three minutes to stand up. It probably looked like a video of a rusty railway bridge collapsing. But played in slow mo reverse, with a soundtrack of creaking metal

    Yes, we used to warm up before a game of football to prevent injury - now we have to warm up before sitting on the floor to play a board game for teh same reason!

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