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Red, I think that's more to do with the pollution. I was knackered the 3 days I was there 2 weeks ago. I had no energy at all.Redmidland said:When it gets to 9 pm anywhere in the world and you want to go to bed (for sleep), I'm currently in Beijing, its 9 pm and I'm knackered......oh and Ive been wearing slippers all day even when going round shopping mall with such stores as Lois Verton(? sp), Banbury etc.
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Changing your 911 for a Panamera as the ride is a bit softer - 1st world problems!0
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That and the fact @Redmidland will be 133 next birthday.All_Thaid_Up said:
Red, I think that's more to do with the pollution. I was knackered the 3 days I was there 2 weeks ago. I had no energy at all.Redmidland said:When it gets to 9 pm anywhere in the world and you want to go to bed (for sleep), I'm currently in Beijing, its 9 pm and I'm knackered......oh and Ive been wearing slippers all day even when going round shopping mall with such stores as Lois Verton(? sp), Banbury etc.
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Wierdly, I think it hit me when I was in casualty at Queen Marys for some running repairs...the triage nurse took my details and rung them through, when I heard her say "male, 56 years" I nearly said "bloody hell love, keep it down!". Better than the alternative I suppose.2
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Haven't got a clue what that means. Thanks for making me feel young again!All_Thaid_Up said:Changing your 911 for a Panamera as the ride is a bit softer - 1st world problems!
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You can choose about 8 different Glastonbury sets to watch on BBC channels and the red button, and you choose.....
The Jacksons :-)1 -
Having slipped away from a neighbours party, I've found myself feet up with decent bottle of red , watching a pink Floyd dvd , musical choice optional.0
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When packing for a holiday pills & medication take up half the room in the suitcase.2
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When an all nighter means not getting up for a wee.10
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All those around you can figure out the bastard that is Kodi, but you just don't seem to be able to get it!?
I'm sure it's very simple, but it doesn't seem it and I work in app and web user interface improvements!1 -
I am with you Dazz, my son has it and he often shows me a demonstration when I visit, however 10 minutes into the demo he is still booting things up and searching for an outlet/app that is showing what he wants to demo.Dazzler21 said:All those around you can figure out the bastard that is Kodi, but you just don't seem to be able to get it!?
I'm sure it's very simple, but it doesn't seem it and I work in app and web user interface improvements!
Free view for me and downloads from Pirate Bay for everything that is on Sky.
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The thought of going into a crunching tackle makes me feel queasy
(And I wasn't one to shirk a tackle in my day)1 -
Some of my mates who had kids young now being dropped off at the pub for Monday club and driven home by those same kids
Being as excited driving my pretty rapid car and hitting 70mpg on a long run as I used to get hitting 100mph in my boy racing yobbo youth in a hatchback
Thinking about the healing properties of cannabis as a reason for legalisation as opposed to thinking how smoking some Thai superskunk and laughing my swingers off to Pingu was a good enough reason to decriminalise the plant
Not eating or drinking certain things because of a morbid fear of heartburn
Looking at one of my chief pest controllers (massive fat cat) sleeping on his back snoring his head off and feeling really envious of his lifestyle and priorities
Clearing entire days in preparation for hangovers
Now this one isn't an old thing, or even a getting old thing and I'm certain I've mentioned it before but sitting my arse down over a porcelain bowl first thing in the morning and easing out and crimping off a nice, long, smooth, tapered shite out of my dung button. One that leaves you feeling like sooty after Matthew Corbett takes his sweaty hand out of him following filming of an omnibus. Then giving a totally unnecessary wipe of the balloon-knot to confirm that the stool left me so cleanly a mere kiss with the Andrex will suffice. As opposed to the more violent, squirty, unpredictable, obnoxious movements I'm being treated to in the morning currently.14 -
Your offended by someone giving a gobby mug a good hiding especially when he tried to bottle him just because it ain't cricket old bean0
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Wondering if I will eve r have a hardish shit again or am I destined for 5 sloppy guiseppies Aday
Realising I probably have less than ten world cups left to watch
And then realising you only start off with twenty world cups if your lucky anyway2 -
When you turn up your hearing aid to try to understand a written messagenth london addick said:Your offended by someone giving a gobby mug a good hiding especially when he tried to bottle him just because it ain't cricket old bean
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Pardon.McBobbin said:
When you turn up your hearing aid to try to understand a written messagenth london addick said:Your offended by someone giving a gobby mug a good hiding especially when he tried to bottle him just because it ain't cricket old bean
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On the up side, you’re doing well to get 5 in.nth london addick said:Wondering if I will eve r have a hardish shit again or am I destined for 5 sloppy guiseppies Aday
Realising I probably have less than ten world cups left to watch
And then realising you only start off with twenty world cups if your lucky anyway
As for the World Cups, you know that it will be 1/4 final at best for England in that time.0 -
When your son's hair starts turning grey.1
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I will be happy if I see 3nth london addick said:Wondering if I will eve r have a hardish shit again or am I destined for 5 sloppy guiseppies Aday
Realising I probably have less than ten world cups left to watch
And then realising you only start off with twenty world cups if your lucky anyway1 -
I'm hoping for 5 but expect only 4, or 3.ross1 said:
I will be happy if I see 3nth london addick said:Wondering if I will eve r have a hardish shit again or am I destined for 5 sloppy guiseppies Aday
Realising I probably have less than ten world cups left to watch
And then realising you only start off with twenty world cups if your lucky anyway0 -
You feel uneasy because the Newsnight anchor is wearing a t-shirt with 'Oh!' On it.3
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When you know it's 'bed time ' but Top of the Pops is on 1984...1
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and you can sing along.AFKABartram said:When you know it's 'bed time ' but Top of the Pops is on 1984...
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Did this one a while back but think it’s worth another airing.
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”1 -
Walking past a karaoke bar and your first thought is, 'I bet their neighbours love that'.0
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The countdown to Christmas began AFTER firework night.
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Actually, it wasn’t until the beginning of December......down my way.man_at_milletts said:The countdown to Christmas began AFTER firework night.
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The only way to countdown to xmas is an advent calendar.man_at_milletts said:The countdown to Christmas began AFTER firework night.
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