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The Charlton Nativity

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
edited December 2006 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
The club Xmas card this year is a mock up of stain-glass window featuring some of the first team squad. It made me think that Charlton Life should have as its Christmas card a mock up of the Nativity scene but who would play which role.

Curb-it is a shoe in for Mary but what about the rest?

Joseph

The Three Wise Men

The Shepherds

The Angel Gabriel

The Innkeeper and his wife

The sheep

The cows

and last and not least The Donkey (suspect plenty of competition for this role)
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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited December 2006
    Why can't Suze be Mary, she always gets the bum deal. ;-)

    And what about Jesus?

    I nominate Oracle because everytime i read one of his posts i always seem to say "Jesus!"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    I thought Les says and suzi for innkeeper and Mrs as she does sort of work in the business.

    At the risk of offending any Christian I left Jesus out of it but you are so right WSS. Oracle for the Baby Jesus.
  • letthegoodtimesroll, Len Glover and Killers Beard would have to be the wise men.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Can I be Brian?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    OK, Addickted but you're not the mesiah, you are a very naughty boy
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Jesus
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    jesus!!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    Mary - Curb it

    Jesus - Oracle

    Joseph - ?

    The Three Wise Men - LTGTR, Len Glover, Killersbeard

    The Shepherds - ?

    The Angel Gabriel - ?

    The Innkeeper and his wife - Les Says and Suzi

    The sheep ?

    The cows ?

    The Donkeys ?
  • baaaaaaaaaaa
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    tavern surely has to be joseph?

    angel gabriel - 04mcs
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  • Ollie an angel?!?!?!

    are you sure sausage....

    unless he's a modern day angel just skinning up
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    yes tavern for joseph.
    and then hopefully when he found jesus - okay bear with me here im getting my biblical stories mixed up but put him in a moses basket and push the fecking thing away from the shore!
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Can I be a cow please?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    Tavern for Jospeh then. Obviously really but does he want to be typecast.

    I can see O4 as an angel so he's in as well
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    diddums. if you cant stand the heat..........................................
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,796
    Is there a role for a bitter old Ass, cause Oracle been working the part well in recent weeks
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    how many shepherds are there? i'm not too clued up on this religion shit?
  • which version are you doing,young's or holland's?
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    "i'm not too clued up on this religion shit?"

    I think someone is heading for a good old fashioned smiting from the one they call G.

    *cue thunder*
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    Four Shepherds cos I say so. AFKA, Suzi, Lookie and Peakeys are the shephards on here so must be in the nativity.

    Suzi, even as an life long atheist i'm shocked!!!
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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    i'm the wife, stanmore can be a shepherd with lookie and peakey
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    I always get left out of these things...... Im putting myself forward as one of the donkeys.......
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    i thought there was only one donkey?
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    I'm not clued up on this shit either, I thought the Zulus surrounded Drifts Rourke and then Michael Cain escaped on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang via the Yellow Brick Road Highway to Noddy Land..........Not a lot of people know that!
  • I won nearest the bull in the Oak last night. Does that make me a cow?
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    According to Henry its Donkeys.........
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    [cite]Posted By: mascot88[/cite]According to Henry its Donkeys.........

    I think it is allogorical so the number of donkey's may not be vital. However the more donkey the more people who can have a part so Robbo, Mascot and Solidgone (cos he was posting ) are the Donkeys
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    Im in.......
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    Yippee - my first ever part in a Navity play.....Thats made my Christmas!
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    edited December 2006
    You and me Solid ....... we're in.......