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  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,485
    Dazzler21 said:

    dizzee said:

    None of the girls are great. Jess was the best and now Montana but she isn't anything too special.

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    You sure about that? Why is she looking at both my ears at the same time?

    Why does her Jaw say she's popped an E?

    Why is she so boring?
    Does have a good bum though to be fair.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    Montana does scrub up well, but agree that she has one eye in Swanley and one eye in Bromley.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Do you remember those action man dolls where there was a little switch at the back of the head that made the eyes move to look from one side to the other?

    Well Montana's looks broken
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    dizzee said:

    None of the girls are great. Jess was the best and now Montana but she isn't anything too special.

    you need your eyes tested... I would need more pints than would allow my penis to function to shag Montana, by far the ugliest bird in there
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    Bloody hell poor old Camilla. She's too nice for this reality TV malarkey.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Those fucking ears ha ha ha
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Johnny you rat.

    How could you do that to Camilla?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited June 2017
    Seriously Cam what the hell are you doing on Love Island... You're a good human far too good for this shite.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    Johnny you Wolly
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    I rate Tyla
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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    Slightly in love with Camilla. I want to go in and whisk her away from these fools
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Caroline Flack's a bit of a saucy minx.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Macronate said:

    Caroline Flack's a bit of a saucy minx.

    A mate works on the sets there and apparently she has double and even triple dipped with the tech guys :lol:
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    There is zero excitement here.

    Tayla is staying.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Missed it tonight - who's gone?
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    I'd stand on broken glass just to hear jess fart through a walkie talkie
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    Furthermore id give her the best 9 seconds of her life
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    the villa split could make for good tv, also some new birds to have a look at, ( and some new blokes for the ladies )
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    Wow Johnny got pushed into that one, he was happy playing along until Dom outed him. Still a bit silly Camilla is far too good for that show, too nice for the people on there.

    Spoiler *Thought Kem & Amber were in danger tonight, would like them to last not sure who i want to win.

    see what happens with the new lot, i do feel its a bit late to be chucking so many people in and mixing it up. But not sure how its going to work, so will wait and see tonights.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    All the new blokes look like 4ft tall roid heads from that clip last night.
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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    edited June 2017
    In the little clip from last night the new mixed race lad looked as if he got his 6 pack from leaning against a fence

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    I'll be back on it tonight

    Will there be any new birds
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    cabbles said:

    I'll be back on it tonight

    Will there be any new birds

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  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    Noone really stands out at all, all look similar to what is already on there imo
    Far right and middle for the women, but still dont think anyone will add that much, just interesting to see how this is going to work, should have just put them in a villa for a few days and reduce to 1 or 2 couples and put them in as a couple that way it doesn't change dynamics too much. Would be good to watch still imo
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    Do they require a 46 year old fat bloke on the show to apply sun cream to the female contingent..i might know someone
  • AllHailTheHen
    AllHailTheHen Posts: 3,063
    Girl 2nd from the right has a pure filth look about her
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978

    Girl 2nd from the right has a pure filth look about her

    I guess you gotta be like that when you're that ugly.

    Shocking standard.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Blokes desire these days to look like chiselled statues now is utterly depressing.

    Get a burger and a pint down you lads for gawd sake
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I don't get this extra villa malarkey it's like they can't force the arguing so have grabbed up another villa full of even more muggy mugs and made sure the blokes are roided up to ensure genuine rage.
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,410
    Dazzler21 said:

    I don't get this extra villa malarkey it's like they can't force the arguing so have grabbed up another villa full of even more muggy mugs and made sure the blokes are roided up to ensure genuine rage.

    Agreed, it seems a bit much to me. There is alot going on and its not gone dull from my view not really needed, fair enough 1/2 couples max to freshen it up but not sure how this is all going to work and seems like its going to be mayhem and alot to follow.