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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at a funeral.

A-R-T-H-U-R
A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
edited July 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
With the unexpected popularity and all round CL brilliance demonstrated on the lurve/dinner combo thread, a new twist. Picked up via Kathryn Ryan's twitter link.
Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at a funeral.

1. I'm so sorry that was so sudden.
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Comments

  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    I knew I'd cry if I came
  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    Anyone asked Ooooahhh I believe he is the CL resident expert in these matters!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    How stiff do I need to be then?
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    Thats a big hole
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    The deeper the better.
  • Bubble
    Bubble Posts: 1,541
    Probably won't see her again after this
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,843
    Stop crying, it'll all be over in 10 minutes.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,672
    'You're next'.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    What's that smell?
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Will there be a buffet afterwards?
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    How many more you got to do today Vicar?
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Had a funeral a week ago last Monday. My dad has actually just retired from the funeral game. At the funeral we were at the other week, the deceased had put on a ton of weight (he had a heart attack). Anyway we were remarking at how big the coffin was, especially the depth. My dad informed me of the different depths etc relative to the size of the person, and said, under his breath as the coffin was being wheeled in, "that could be an 18 incher"

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    cabbles said:

    Had a funeral a week ago last Monday. My dad has actually just retired from the funeral game. At the funeral we were at the other week, the deceased had put on a ton of weight (he had a heart attack). Anyway we were remarking at how big the coffin was, especially the depth. My dad informed me of the different depths etc relative to the size of the person, and said, under his breath as the coffin was being wheeled in, "that could be an 18 incher"

    Isn't that a bit long winded for bedroom talk?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    (With thanks to Sir Les Patterson)

    Well, folks, we go back a long way. In fact she used to say to me, Les, you go back a long way. Only, only, her eyes were usually watering when she said that.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Poor Nan, I've never seen her cry so much.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    It's sad but these are the only times you'll get me in the same room with all my siblings. ..
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    Time to go down
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    He went on longer than anyone expected.
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    image
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    I can smell my viking longboat burning
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Lovely service
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Nice spread
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    edited July 2017
    "That was wonderful Reverend Father"
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    She's being laid beside her late husband
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I've not seen the deceased that stiff for a long time.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    It's not the first time he's been stiff inside a box.
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    I think rigor mortis has set in!
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    I'm impressed with those curtains.

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