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Things you can say whilst making sweet lurve or at a funeral.
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I thought it was inappropriate of you to start singing Jerusalem when the vicar entered.3
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6 strong men to carry her from the car then put it in the hole.7
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He had a good innings2
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After that, I think we should all say a prayer.0
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I need a fag after that0
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I put a couple of quid in the box on the way out.6
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Thanks for coming1
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He could always stand up for himself0
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He said "Are you ok?'
She said 'Why?'
He said 'Because you moved'.0 -
He told us he was sick we never believed him.1
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Thank you to everyone who came1
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"What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?!"8 -
Can you please put on my gravestone..
Underneath this sod
Lies another one0 -
I'm sorry, were you close?3
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I bet your dad's watching us with a big smile on his face11
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Everyone's more then welcome to join us at the rose and crown after the service1
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I'm not asleep, I'm just resting...0
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Pass the tissues6
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His time came too soon0
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You've put it in the wrong hole.4
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I wasn't expecting to see her face.0
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I need some tissues0
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Sorry, excuse me - just got a call, best get this..0
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I never really liked your Dad anyway.0
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That was a nice touch by the Catholic Priest.6
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Have a funeral to go to on Tuesday...not sure I can un-read some of these comments in time!!2
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He's a big lad, I bet it's tight in that box.1
