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Proper names for everyday stuff

A-R-T-H-U-R
A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
edited July 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Saw this on twitter and thought Lifers could plough a rich furrow of fun

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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Dead End
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Bread moisturiser

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Shin - "object for locating coffee table edges in the dark"
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Tickly magic beanstalk
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  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    Two kids under the age of five - contraception
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Wife - Fun Prevention Officer
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Education centre nourishment consultant - Dinner lady

    Front line customer support facilitator - Call centre worker.

    Media distribution Officer - Paperboy.

    Coin facilitation engineer - Toll booth collector

    Gastramonical Hygiene Technician - Dishwasher

    Petroleum Transfer Engineer - Service station assistant

    Kerb technician - Road sweeper.







  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Air movement device. More commonly known as a fan.



    I don't know if this is apocryphal or not, but I read that this is how a fan was listed in the IBM catalogue, back when IBM made PCs.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Sounds like what a German might call it. Half that language is just vaguely describing it. Hence why the word for hovercraft translates as "air cushion boat"
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    Back in the 1970s I taught in a Local Educational Authority which would not sanction the purchase of electric kettles for use in science lessons, because of their secondary application for making coffee at break in the prep-room.

    The physics department therefore purchased some “steam generators”, while our colleagues in biology bought a pair of “water otters". :smile:
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  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    I love that account, there are some absolute crackers.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Boatercycle
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    A group of squid should be called a squad

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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Float coat
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  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
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    Chip shovel.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Speed thermometer.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    I think you just made that up...
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    limeygent said:

    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    I think you just made that up...
    With genuine and utter horror, I now realise that your one wasn't made up.
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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Near Beer

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  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    McBobbin said:

    limeygent said:

    Director of First Impressions. Receptionist.

    Director of Judging you and remarking loudly on your confidential information - Receptionist at a Doctors
    I think you just made that up...
    With genuine and utter horror, I now realise that your one wasn't made up.
    I used to see it when visiting a chain of luxury car dealerships in the Baltimore area,
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Bog Roll - Shit Tickets
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Bizarrely, Mrs cafcfan thinks the dishwasher is called "Why haven't you unloaded this?"
  • JorgeCosta13
    JorgeCosta13 Posts: 85
    paulbaconsarnie said:

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    Chip shovel.

    paulbaconsarnie said:

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    Chip shovel.

    HAHAHAHAHA! :smiley:
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
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    Life and Time waster
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    TV = idiot lantern
    National Lottery = idiot tax
    Last train home = vomit comet
    Countryside = Piers Morgan's execoution
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,897
    reprographic technician ..gimp who uses photocopier
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited August 2017
    Water chicken
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    Beach chicken
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Apple juice
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