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The Charlton Nativity
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[cite]Posted By: Solidgone[/cite]I'm not clued up on this shit either, I thought the Zulus surrounded Drifts Rourke and then Michael Cain escaped on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang via the Yellow Brick Road Highway to Noddy Land..........Not a lot of people know that!
you been sampling ollies stash???0 -
Just recieved a phone call from a pissed off Tony Adams.0
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carl tiler is more apt!0
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[cite]Posted By: Robbo on the wing[/cite]Just recieved a phone call from a pissed off Tony Adams.
or do you mean a pissed up Tony Adams!0 -
[cite]Posted By: carlingaddick[/cite][cite]Posted By: Solidgone[/cite]I'm not clued up on this shit either, I thought the Zulus surrounded Drifts Rourke and then Michael Cain escaped on Chitty Chitty Bang Bang via the Yellow Brick Road Highway to Noddy Land..........Not a lot of people know that!
you been sampling ollies stash???
Just thought of a song for the donkeys - E's are good....E's are good. If you say it in a slurred drawled voice it could sound like a donkey.....honest (hic)..pour another sherry!0 -
I want to be the taxi driver.0
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All Thaid Up is most definitely an ass0
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Enough talk, we need to get this show on the road before we lose the season. This is my stab at the first scene and cast ... over to the rest of you to continue it.
Dramatis Personae
Mary - SuzieSausage
Gabriel - O4MCS
Joseph - Tavern
Innkeeper - Henry Irving
Pilate - Curb it
Three wise Men - LTGTR, Len Glover,Killersbeard
Jesus - Oracle
Bright Star - 1905
Assorted Donkeys - HH, Luke Young,El K,Djimi Traore,Bryan Hughes.
Sheep - Matt Holland, Radostan Kishishev, Dennis Rommedhal, Souleymayne Diawara
Shepherds - AFKA,Lookie, Peakey's Rocket,Stanmore, Robbo,Mascot, Solid Gone
Act One
Scene 1
fx (Blackout, Mary enters S.R hoovering, followspot tracks her progress)
Suddenly Gabriel appears with pyroflash S.L
Gabriel - Allright babe?
Mary - Who the f***k are you ?
Gabriel - The angel of the lord innit, and you are in for one hell of a night with me.
Mary - What do you mean ? I'm off down the Venue in a minute, Bloodthirsty Shark Attack are gonna be there and me and my Bro love that band!
Gabriel - Oh no you're not! I am here to impregnate you with God's seed, due to your clean living ways, dodgy musical tastes and charity mince pie making, the big man upstairs has chosen you to bear his only Son.
Mary - JESUS CHRIST...
Gabriel - That's the kiddy.
Mary - Well I don't know what Joe's gonna say ..
Gabriel - Don't worry about him, me and the Boss have arranged for him to be carpentering on lates tonight. Now brace yourself girl, these wings need a bit of room not to mention the rest of me.
fx Blackout and Strobe (about 30 Seconds)
Mary - Was that it then?
Gabriel - Yup, job done darlin' us angels don't piss about, look sorry to shoot and run but I gotta fly.
fax Gabriel exits S.R on a wire
Mary - Bleedin' typical, 30 seconds of celestial thunder and now i've got to change this straw before the old man gets home.
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Nice one JW!!!!
I'm not brave enough to carry on with this but hope others can!0 -
Too good for me JW. I am looking forward to scene 2 from one our witty posters.........0
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JW, thats quality man0
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who or what the hell is pilate? pontious pilate wasnt in the nativity was he?0
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pilate - Isnt it some sort of exercise that you bints enjoy.0
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[cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]who or what the hell is pilate? pontious pilate wasnt in the nativity was he?
You can get them in Northern coffee shops - "I'll have have a pie-latte, matey."0 -
[cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]who or what the hell is pilate? pontious pilate wasnt in the nativity was he?[/quote]
No, it was King Herod who called the Census that meant mary and joe had to go home for the head count.
JW brilliant other than that. I await the next installment.0 -
Quite right Henry, from now on B shall be known as Herod.0
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lol!0
