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The Red Robin
The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
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  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    The farting competition got so competitive that at one stage, having more or less cleared the two rows behind them both combatants simultaneously lent outwards to let one rip in the direction of their opponent
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    KM is saying : Roland has said that he wants us to play and sit in a 5-1-4 formation.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    It was at this moment that Sue reaslised she would need to get past 3 people if she was going to break her 30 second record dash between half time whistle and being first in the buffet queue.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Reeves: Here Dave look at this Contract that Charlton have offered me, its written in crayon!!

    Martin: Dont show off, least you've got an offer!!
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    SP "I hope this bags big enough for all the Vol Au Vents".
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    A select audience marvels as the Owner unveils his fandango to the world....
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    edited July 2017
    The Red Robin said:

    In an effort to educate the ill mannered louts that won't sit down and tend to inconsiderately block the view of others sitting behind them the club has asked those in the directors box to demonstrate what should be done. In this example, fans in the rows in front automatically lean out in response to cries from an older generation of 'you're blocking my view my good chap'
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    The Red Robin said:

    Reeves - Now look see, it definitely says here , that it's 18 chips in a portion!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    KM to the bird next to her:

    "Fine mate you are. Why not tell me i am dressed like an extra from ze film Apollo 13?. I am a embarassment to ze cloob!"
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The Red Robin said:

    Reeves:" i'm either off my fucking tits or there is a fucking storm trooper on the back row!"
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  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,766
    KM: this lady next to me is making me look like a right minger!! Must move away...
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Reeves: "If I sign this, will my dependents have me committed?".
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Reeves: If we sign this bit of paper we could be playing for this lot next week.
    Martin: Here we go loopy lou.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    KM: "What the hell does Robinson think he is doing?!? He knows winning isn't part of Roland's plan."
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Reeves "I can buy myself some decent jeans now with the money they're paying me...."
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,837
    Reeves: Mighty Reds? These Reds are bloody awful, I'm out of here...
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    1StevieG said:

    Reeves "I can buy myself some decent jeans now with the money they're paying me...."

    Never mind the ripped jeans, why isn't he wearing a suit and tie ?
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Sue P to Chris P:

    "It's no good leaning forward to get a better view, she's got her legs crossed, now sit back and behave!!"
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    CP to SP - are you sure we haven't mixed up the wigs today?
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    The state of Ben Reeves's trousers reveals his job application technique.
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  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    Dave Martin "my other contract offer was Ipswich"

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