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Celtic fans, fucking scummy cunts5
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The Bite Size:Rumours thread. I know it's just because it's a closed thread but when you reach the end you lose the buttons to navigate away and end up scrolling all the way back to the top. Arse0
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When you move your bag / coat from the seat next to you for someone to sit there and they sit on a different seat but then put their stuff on the seat you just cleared.5
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Second hand / used newspapers.
I normally take my newspaper from deep within the pile as I like it to be in pristine condition. Yesterday I took the the top copy and later realised to my horror that it had been read. Slightly crumpled, with pages that didn’t quite line up, I was relieved to find the crossword free from the vendor’s attention - hope he wasn’t taking a dump while he read it.
Sadly I couldn’t even get the butler to iron it for me as I’d given him the orf.
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I just hope @DaveMehmet wasn't the previous reader (looker at pictures) it would have been worse than a dump.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Second hand / used newspapers.
I normally take my newspaper from deep within the pile as I like it to be in pristine condition. Yesterday I took the the top copy and later realised to my horror that it had been read. Slightly crumpled, with pages that didn’t quite line up, I was relieved to find the crossword free from the vendor’s attention - hope he wasn’t taking a dump while he read it.
Sadly I couldn’t even get the butler to iron it for me as I’d given him the orf.
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Womens eyebrows these days10
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Hope the said person wasnt forced to use it after having a dumpRaith_C_Chattonell said:Second hand / used newspapers.
I normally take my newspaper from deep within the pile as I like it to be in pristine condition. Yesterday I took the the top copy and later realised to my horror that it had been read. Slightly crumpled, with pages that didn’t quite line up, I was relieved to find the crossword free from the vendor’s attention - hope he wasn’t taking a dump while he read it.
Sadly I couldn’t even get the butler to iron it for me as I’d given him the orf.1 -
the genius who designed and built car parks at Gatwick. I tip my hat to you. you have really gone to great lengths to make sure that anyone who drives anything that can hold large suitcases, i.e anything bigger than a bike, struggle through your alarmingly narrow car park. not only that you also have a devious electronic sign that says there are spaces on the next floor only to find out when you nearly lose a wing mirrow getting up there that that floor has now gone from 125 spaces to full up. but don't worry the next floor has plenty of spaces. repeat this till you get to the fourth floor. where to your amazement there is a free "space". when I say space you can just fit a car into it but to then try to get out of the car you either have to climb back through the boot or if you have a sunroof squeeze yourself through there.
this whole experience takes up to half an hour meaning you are now on the extortionate £7.50 parking charge and closing in rapidly to the outrageous £12 charge. its a way to make a living.4 -
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My inability to judge the amount of spaghetti /pasta needed when cooking a meal. Every time!10
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Hotel bathrooms that have no actual shelf space for the most basic toiletries3
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Thanks god for that....its not just me then.......Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:My inability to judge the amount of spaghetti /pasta needed when cooking a meal. Every time!
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By posting this, I was hoping someone would tell me I was being silly & there's an easy knack to itChrissy\\\'s Army!! said:My inability to judge the amount of spaghetti /pasta needed when cooking a meal. Every time!
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What's the hole in the middle of a spaghetti spoon for?
It's to measure out 1 portion.
Pasta is another issue.2 -
Chislehurst.
Yet another set of temporary traffic lights surrounding a coned off postage stamp sized piece of road causing traffic chaos for miles around....0 -
There is - get the wife to do it.Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:
By posting this, I was hoping someone would tell me I was being silly & there's an easy knack to itChrissy\\\'s Army!! said:My inability to judge the amount of spaghetti /pasta needed when cooking a meal. Every time!
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You're being silly, there's an easy knack to it.Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:
By posting this, I was hoping someone would tell me I was being silly & there's an easy knack to itChrissy\\\'s Army!! said:My inability to judge the amount of spaghetti /pasta needed when cooking a meal. Every time!
500g = pasta for 2 or 3 large main meal portions.Then do maths and weigh accordingly.1 -
stackitsteve said:
What's the hole in the middle of a spaghetti spoon for?
It's to measure out 1 portion.
Pasta is another issue.
Exactly this. Most people think it's for draining but it is a built in measurestackitsteve said:What's the hole in the middle of a spaghetti spoon for?
It's to measure out 1 portion.
Pasta is another issue.0 -
I find a handful of fusilli is enough per person1
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"Yeah I'll have the same but with pasta. The ones that look like little action man bow ties"
"Farfalle"
"Put with action man bow ties"2 -
Rolled up / pushed up shirt sleeves
Wear a short sleeve shirt or just get on with your long sleeves.2 -
The article 50 thread getting closed. Not becaise I ever read it but because it suggests something juicy went down and I wanna see who offered who out in Makros car park!3
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I just took a look, blimey there's threats of death and buggery on there, no wonder they closed it!cantersaddick said:The article 50 thread getting closed. Not becaise I ever read it but because it suggests something juicy went down and I wanna see who offered who out in Makros car park!
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Annoying as that was the current cnut filter for the rest of the sitecantersaddick said:The article 50 thread getting closed. Not becaise I ever read it but because it suggests something juicy went down and I wanna see who offered who out in Makros car park!
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Charming.ValleyGary said:
Annoying as that was the current cnut filter for the rest of the sitecantersaddick said:The article 50 thread getting closed. Not becaise I ever read it but because it suggests something juicy went down and I wanna see who offered who out in Makros car park!
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It's like you've broken into my brain, had this exact experience on Saturday in an estate car. We got to the roof before we got a space and even then were just lucky someone was leaving. Right pain in the arse.Karim_myBagheri said:the genius who designed and built car parks at Gatwick. I tip my hat to you. you have really gone to great lengths to make sure that anyone who drives anything that can hold large suitcases, i.e anything bigger than a bike, struggle through your alarmingly narrow car park. not only that you also have a devious electronic sign that says there are spaces on the next floor only to find out when you nearly lose a wing mirrow getting up there that that floor has now gone from 125 spaces to full up. but don't worry the next floor has plenty of spaces. repeat this till you get to the fourth floor. where to your amazement there is a free "space". when I say space you can just fit a car into it but to then try to get out of the car you either have to climb back through the boot or if you have a sunroof squeeze yourself through there.
this whole experience takes up to half an hour meaning you are now on the extortionate £7.50 parking charge and closing in rapidly to the outrageous £12 charge. its a way to make a living.0 -
It is obviously not 100% effective!ValleyGary said:
Annoying as that was the current cnut filter for the rest of the sitecantersaddick said:The article 50 thread getting closed. Not becaise I ever read it but because it suggests something juicy went down and I wanna see who offered who out in Makros car park!
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