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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Waheeey, like clockwork.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    McBobbin said:

    iainment said:

    McBobbin said:

    I find a handful of fusilli is enough per person

    You're not as greedy as me then.
    I also include the load that inevitably flies out the bag onto the floor as I try to withdraw a fist piled with pasta
    When you open a bag of rice badly, good luck moving that sucker - even an inch.
  • McBobbin said:

    iainment said:

    McBobbin said:

    I find a handful of fusilli is enough per person

    You're not as greedy as me then.
    I also include the load that inevitably flies out the bag onto the floor as I try to withdraw a fist piled with pasta
    When you open a bag of rice badly, good luck moving that sucker - even an inch.
    My wife shook a bag of cat treats in the kitchen once, the bag wasnt closed properly so loads of the bloody things spilt on to the floor so had to close the kitchen door to stop the cats from getting to them whilst we cleared up.

    Once cleared my wife closed the bag properly and showed me what she did by shaking the bag again.

    Of course the bag HADN'T been closed properly and once again, a multitude of cat treats spilt on to the floor!!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Passengers in cars on the motorway who have their bare crusty feet on the dashboard
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    "Change tact" - It's tack! Almost as annoying as "duct" tape.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Often times -America

    More often than not - English
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    I chucked out a pair of jeans that were torn at the knees and so worn out in the crotch when I sat down I exposed my "Jim Royale" designer underpants. Only to find out on CL you can turn up for a job interview as a footballer wearing a pair very similar.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    T.C.E said:

    I chucked out a pair of jeans that were torn at the knees and so worn out in the crotch when I sat down I exposed my "Jim Royale" designer underpants. Only to find out on CL you can turn up for a job interview as a footballer wearing a pair very similar.

    Not with your legs you can't
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105

    McBobbin said:

    iainment said:

    McBobbin said:

    I find a handful of fusilli is enough per person

    You're not as greedy as me then.
    I also include the load that inevitably flies out the bag onto the floor as I try to withdraw a fist piled with pasta
    When you open a bag of rice badly, good luck moving that sucker - even an inch.
    My wife shook a bag of cat treats in the kitchen once, the bag wasnt closed properly so loads of the bloody things spilt on to the floor so had to close the kitchen door to stop the cats from getting to them whilst we cleared up.

    Once cleared my wife closed the bag properly and showed me what she did by shaking the bag again.

    Of course the bag HADN'T been closed properly and once again, a multitude of cat treats spilt on to the floor!!
    Reminds me of a time at my nans house, lots of family round, she was passing round a 2kg jar of sherbet pips.
    It was about 3/4 full and some of the pips had clumped together. Shaking the jar trying to break the big lumps up but she couldn't get them apart.
    Jar comes round to me and I give it a bit of a shake.

    Who puts a plastic lid on a jar that big anyway?
    The lid cracked in half and there I was, under a cloud of sherbet surround by over a kilo of tiny sweets.
    We were still finding some on the floor a week later.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,455
    edited August 2017
    Came back from lunch @ work today to find a post-it note on my Keyboard asking for something to be done, log back into my PC and find an email (repeating what the post-it note says) - Barely have time to get comfortable and the bloke who's done both turns round and says he's sent me a post-it note and email asking for this job to be done.

    Bloke is no where near senior than me and always does this so turn round to him and have a massive go at him saying that no one else sends me an email following it up with a comment saying that an email has been sent, have also asked him in the past to just send an email and not feel the need to tell me that one has been sent unless its a proper Urgent request

    No swear words involved, barely even raised by voice (just added some force to it)

    Yet he goes running to the Manager as its out of character from me to lose my rag like that!!

    Thankfully my Manager is taking my side of it and as I explained to her... Its like someone non-stop poking you to get your attention, eventually your going to get the red mist and have a go at that person!!

    Just FUCK OFF!!

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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited August 2017
    People who take a three hour lunch break, come back stinking of gin and smoke and you gently remind them you need them to finish something for you and they have a massive drunken go at you, and he's too drunk to even pronounce swear words.
  • Fiiish said:

    People who take a three hour lunch break, come back stinking of gin and smoke and you gently remind them you need them to finish something for you and they have a massive drunken go at you, and he's too drunk to even pronounce swear words.

    Three (hic) hours... Was only a 2hr 50min break you miserable farker
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,197

    Often times -America

    More often than not - English

    Those fuckers say it as one word too. Oftentimes. Just saying 'often' would often suffice.

    Further, they've started introducing these words to really piss me off - pupper (dog), kitter (cat) and snek (snake), as if adults talking like babies is something we should be embracing. And don't get me started on people who think snakes are pets.

    @SDAddick, I assume you are better than this.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421

    Came back from lunch @ work today to find a post-it note on my Keyboard asking for something to be done, log back into my PC and find an email (repeating what the post-it note says) - Barely have time to get comfortable and the bloke who's done both turns round and says he's sent me a post-it note and email asking for this job to be done.

    Bloke is no where near senior than me and always does this so turn round to him and have a massive go at him saying that no one else sends me an email following it up with a comment saying that an email has been sent, have also asked him in the past to just send an email and not feel the need to tell me that one has been sent unless its a proper Urgent request

    No swear words involved, barely even raised by voice (just added some force to it)

    Yet he goes running to the Manager as its out of character from me to lose my rag like that!!

    Thankfully my Manager is taking my side of it and as I explained to her... Its like someone non-stop poking you to get your attention, eventually your going to get the red mist and have a go at that person!!

    Just FUCK OFF!!

    So after all that, did you make the tea? ;)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    The same weird little twitter accounts that reply to every Charlton tweet with 'announce Reeves' or 'announce Maddison'. Funny as AIDS.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2017
    Tossers who get on the bus, swipe their Oyster card and don't have enough money on it, yet continue to swipe it. "I put a fiver on it earlier" - yes,but you've used it since, so get off the f@cking bus.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    Peasants who use buses
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Peasants who use buses

    I'm a bus Driver though.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited August 2017
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2017

    Peasants who use buses

    But you are right. Busses are awful. I just couldn't be bothered to walk the one stop I needed to go.

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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,747
    edited August 2017

    Peasants who use buses

    But you are right. Busses are awful. I just couldn't be bothered to walk the one stop I needed to go.
    Agreed. I'm currently on a 261 at Lee Green.

    I'm from Middle Park originally and as common as fuck.....but I'm like Brian Sewell compared to the others on here.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156

    Passengers in cars on the motorway who have their bare crusty feet on the dashboard

    Illegal in Spain. You moved to the wrong country mate...
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156

    McBobbin said:

    iainment said:

    McBobbin said:

    I find a handful of fusilli is enough per person

    You're not as greedy as me then.
    I also include the load that inevitably flies out the bag onto the floor as I try to withdraw a fist piled with pasta
    When you open a bag of rice badly, good luck moving that sucker - even an inch.
    I see your rice and raise you Cous cous... #middleclasstwunt
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,017

    Came back from lunch @ work today to find a post-it note on my Keyboard asking for something to be done, log back into my PC and find an email (repeating what the post-it note says) - Barely have time to get comfortable and the bloke who's done both turns round and says he's sent me a post-it note and email asking for this job to be done.

    Bloke is no where near senior than me and always does this so turn round to him and have a massive go at him saying that no one else sends me an email following it up with a comment saying that an email has been sent, have also asked him in the past to just send an email and not feel the need to tell me that one has been sent unless its a proper Urgent request

    No swear words involved, barely even raised by voice (just added some force to it)

    Yet he goes running to the Manager as its out of character from me to lose my rag like that!!

    Thankfully my Manager is taking my side of it and as I explained to her... Its like someone non-stop poking you to get your attention, eventually your going to get the red mist and have a go at that person!!

    Just FUCK OFF!!

    People posting on CL when they should be dealing with post it notes :wink:
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,946
    Tomorrow I'm gonna have a good rant on here about budget airlines and the people on them. Right now I'm too exhausted.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    England teams that flatter to deceive.
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334

    What's the hole in the middle of a spaghetti spoon for?
    It's to measure out 1 portion.

    surely it depends on how long your spaghetti is?
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,646

    Tomorrow I'm gonna have a good rant on here about budget airlines and the people on them. Right now I'm too exhausted.

    check out "cheap flights" by Fascinating Aida.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    edited August 2017
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  • Tomorrow I'm gonna have a good rant on here about budget airlines and the people on them. Right now I'm too exhausted.

    Look its not EasyJet's fault you were on a flight at the same time Ben Reeves was announced ;)
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