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Nigella Lawson

Goonerhater
Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
edited August 2008 in Not Sports Related
Last nite it was" Nigellas Expres" now thats something i wanna get on !

A real woman. When she said "this needs beating" i thought " how does she know ?"
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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    she got so done up to go to the supermarket! her hair all glossy and flouncy, make up perfect.....not realistic!
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    [quote][cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]she got so done up to go to the supermarket! her hair all glossy and flouncy, make up perfect.....not realistic![/quote]

    It is takes me a hour to get ready for shopping ;-)
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    Mercy mercy me. She's probably in the top five fantasy shags - gorgeous to look at and probably goes like the clappers. how she was spawned by that fat toad of a father is a mystery for the ages. A couple of years ago I was watching some cookery show or other she was doing at the time. At one point she leaned round at the camera and winked at it... As Blowers would say "Oh my giddy aunt".
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    I guess it would be pointless to ask you boys what you thought of the deep fried squid recipe then.....
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Amen to that

    Why was she not this weeks 'would ya' instead of that obese fraggle from coronation street?
  • tricky
    tricky Posts: 1,291
    [cite]Posted By: carly burn[/cite]Amen to that

    Why was she not this weeks 'would ya' instead of that obese fraggle from coronation street?

    Presumably because most answers would be a resounding yes!
  • carlingaddick
    carlingaddick Posts: 1,030
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Nigella!
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]she got so done up to go to the supermarket! her hair all glossy and flouncy, make up perfect.....not realistic!

    No woman should be allowed down the shops without looking her best IMO.

    saw a young lassie this morning as I was opening up the office at 7:30, short purple mini dress, blonde hair, knee high boots, almost dropped me keys, I swear she was only going for a bag of sugar.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    ps...afka/admin, whats happened to the quote yellow box thingy?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]ps...afka/admin, whats happened to the quote yellow box thingy?

    nothing, why what are you seeing ?
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  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    You been drinking E ?
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    she is a top woman
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    suzzzzzzzzzzzi thanks for telling me what she was cooking lol.

    have to say u dont see 2 many "ladies" down ASDA charlton that are glammed up most look like they been slammed up !

    when she said "when i come in from a nite out i need a good hearty ------" i was thinking yes u sure do nigella u sure do.
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Mine would be a resounding no...cant stand this tart at all
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    just quote text boxes, and I have clicked BBCode as per usual
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    TelinOz fella mate this OZ is it a geezer ? might explain why u dont like Nigella !! ( smiley thingy)
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Mercy mercy me. She's probably in the top five fantasy shags - gorgeous to look at and probably goes like the clappers. how she was spawned by that fat toad of a father is a mystery for the ages. A couple of years ago I was watching some cookery show or other she was doing at the time. At one point she leaned round at the camera and winked at it... As Blowers would say "Oh my giddy aunt".

    Bloody hell Leroy nearly spat my coke out reading that .LOL
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    [cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Mercy mercy me. She's probably in the top five fantasy shags - gorgeous to look at and probably goes like the clappers. how she was spawned by that fat toad of a father is a mystery for the ages. A couple of years ago I was watching some cookery show or other she was doing at the time. At one point she leaned round at the camera and winked at it... As Blowers would say "Oh my giddy aunt".

    Bloody hell Leroy nearly spat my coke out reading that .LOL

    Ledge - is that a euthamism for something else you might be up to?..............
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    All the flirting with the camera etc as well! Could not agree more with Leroy Ambrose. That's what I call a woman!
  • Afternoon Delight
    Afternoon Delight Posts: 913
    [cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Mercy mercy me. She's probably in the top five fantasy shags - gorgeous to look at and probably goes like the clappers. how she was spawned by that fat toad of a father is a mystery for the ages. A couple of years ago I was watching some cookery show or other she was doing at the time. At one point she leaned round at the camera and winked at it... As Blowers would say "Oh my giddy aunt".

    Bloody hell Leroy nearly spat my coke out reading that .LOL

    Junkie.
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  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    [cite]Posted By: 1905[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Mercy mercy me. She's probably in the top five fantasy shags - gorgeous to look at and probably goes like the clappers. how she was spawned by that fat toad of a father is a mystery for the ages. A couple of years ago I was watching some cookery show or other she was doing at the time. At one point she leaned round at the camera and winked at it... As Blowers would say "Oh my giddy aunt".

    Bloody hell Leroy nearly spat my coke out reading that .LOL

    Ledge - is that a euthamism for something else you might be up to?..............

    No having a brother die because of that filth I would never touch it in a million years
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited August 2008
    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]I guess it would be pointless to ask you boys what you thought of the deep fried squid recipe then.....

    Are you telling me she can cook as well ;-)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    Ledge i dont think 1905 was referring to drugs. I thought he was referring to something else meself. Errr a male act of self gratification?

    Or am i leading totally up the wrong path.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]I guess it would be pointless to ask you boys what you thought of the deep fried squid recipe then.....

    Are you telling me she can cook as well ;-)

    And wash up, do the ironing, shopping, and be a Naughty Nigella .......?

    Blimey, perfect woman!




    (only teasing, girls....!)
    ;o)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    I tell you what tho back to topic... cor that ainsley harriott - big sign and well dont even get me started on Anthony Worral Thompson. he can really get the juices flowing..
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]I tell you what tho back to topic... cor that ainsley harriott - big sign and well dont even get me started on Anthony Worral Thompson. he can really get the juices flowing..

    LOL, is it because AWT is ginger and your oirish???
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    and as for Jamie Oliver... i woudl just love to chuckle his cheeks. and get him in a head lock or ten.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    Blimey, Curb_it ..........steady!!!!


    ;o)
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Not sure if its been asked but..................
    YES, NIGELLA , I WOULD !!
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]and as for Jamie Oliver... i woudl just love to chuckle his cheeks. and get him in a head lock or ten.

    Curb_it is quite clearly still drunk from last night!

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