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Things you only do on holiday

McBobbin
Posts: 12,051
Wash your feet in the bidet
Listen to Black Lace
Talk to people
Listen to Black Lace
Talk to people
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Northern birds45
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Speak for yourself...RodneyCharltonTrotta said:Northern birds
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Drink every day5
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Realise how little you cut your toe nails4
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Speak for yourself...moutuakilla said:Drink every day
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Talk to people
Just back from camping and walking round the site you'd say good morning to people and others would stop to chat when walking past your tent etc.
If you did that around your neighbourhood people would think your crazy and have mental issues7 -
I find it's quite nice coming back from places like that as I'm always in smiling mode when back in London and people are a lot more receptive than I expect.ForeverAddickted said:Talk to people
Just back from camping and walking round the site you'd say good morning to people and others would stop to chat when walking past your tent etc.
If you did that around your neighbourhood people would think your crazy and have mental issues2 -
Read a book7
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Shave my legs before I get them out of winter hibernation.
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Have to put toilet paper in the bin7
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When walking round a nice area I find myself muttering, why cant it be this nice and tranquil back home?0
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Walk around wearing just a pair of swimming shorts.
Drink every day
Say hello, please and thank you in a different language0 -
Wash my boxers in the shower1
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Go swimming.
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Have sex more than once a week with the wife (winky face)13
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Drink lager in halves without feeling ashamed.
Presume that women won't find me as repellant as they do at home, just cos the weather's nice.15 -
Play patience.1
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Drink cocktails.0
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Playing cards in any form. Never play at home but I must spend at least half an hour every day playing cards on holidayJaShea99 said:Play patience.
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Become obsessed with how much everything costs4
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Get wanked off by a ladyboy.33
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Waterpolo2
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Go shopping in flip flops and speedos.5
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Smile0
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speak for yourself...A-R-T-H-U-R said:Get wanked off by a ladyboy.
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Speak English slowly and loudly.1
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Wow... bleak.Greenie Junior said:Smile
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When I was married get cuddles and hugs and kisses. Stuff that is an integral part of my life now.
Holidays now when we go back to Kerry I spend mowing 2 acres of lawn. Which I love.1