Things you only do on holiday
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Use public transport.0
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go to bed early..........nothing good on freeview tv.0
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Wife: "Are you in the bedroom love, what are you doing?"cashncarry said:Wash my boxers in the shower
Husband: "pulling off my boxers"
Wife: You spoil those dogs"18 -
Come home with chlamydia.3
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Macronate said:
Go shopping in flip flops and speedos. My favourite pair are the ones that have both s' missing
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Tip someone for pouring a beer / opening a bottle4
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Eat 3 courses for breakfast
(some disguise of healthiness consisting of fruit, muesli or cereal, then the intention to just have 'egg on toast' but come back with egg on toast, plus a mountain of streaky bacon, some spicy butt-plug looking sausage, baked beans, some local fancy because you don't want to offend, tinned mushrooms even though you would proper avoid them at home, and some fried bread. And then some pastry to go with your follow up coffe because, funny enough, you don't get to spend 2 hours at breakfast when you are not on holiday closed bracket12 -
[Depending on where you go...]
Breathe clean air and fret about how much airborne crap your respiratory system has to deal with for fifty weeks of the year.
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Drink fucking awful things because its the traditional thing out there3
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Eat pie & mash and fish & chips, drink real ale, watch Charlton Athletic.21
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Eat breakfast.0
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Pretend I like the French.4
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I'd stay at home.Huskaris said:Pretend I like the French.
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Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch11
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I won't ask, Fanny.Fanny Fanackapan said:Shave my legs before I get them out of winter hibernation.
Only take a couple of hours....1 -
Eat peanut Butter on Toast0
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A-R-T-H-U-R said:
Get wanked off by a ladyboy.
Leroy Ambrose said:Speak for yourself...
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I never even realise that was a thing until I met my wife. She happily sits there at the breakfast table making sandwiches and getting a bag full of fruitnewyorkaddick said:Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch
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Lying next to a pool gently sizzling in the sun while listening to Lionel Richie!
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Also depends where you live.Anna_Kissed said:[Depending on where you go...]
Breathe clean air and fret about how much airborne crap your respiratory system has to deal with for fifty weeks of the year.
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Turn psychotic when you find someone is sitting/lying where you wanted to be.1
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Eat in a restaurant every evening.11
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Saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" to the cashier whenever your in a Supermarket.
I made the mistake in Paris once by buying a few bits and not bothering with the two courtesies... God did I get attitude back!!0 -
Depends where you live...ForeverAddickted said:Talk to people
Just back from camping and walking round the site you'd say good morning to people and others would stop to chat when walking past your tent etc.
If you did that around your neighbourhood people would think your crazy and have mental issues0 -
Tell the waiter I want my squid char-grilled whole and NOT cut into rings, covered in slushy breadcrumbs and deep-fried in oil previously used for a million other meals.0
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Justifying my AM drinking by saying '' its 12oclock somewhere!"
Drew the line at whisky in my morning coffee though...0 -
Wish someone not just good morning and good evening, but also good afternoon0
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Swim0
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let a mate rub cream on you20