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Things you only do on holiday

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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Use public transport.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,615
    go to bed early..........nothing good on freeview tv.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    cashncarry said:

    Wash my boxers in the shower

    Wife: "Are you in the bedroom love, what are you doing?"

    Husband: "pulling off my boxers"

    Wife: You spoil those dogs"
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Come home with chlamydia.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2017
    Macronate said:

    Go shopping in flip flops and speedos. My favourite pair are the ones that have both s' missing

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    edited August 2017
    Tip someone for pouring a beer / opening a bottle
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    Eat 3 courses for breakfast

    (some disguise of healthiness consisting of fruit, muesli or cereal, then the intention to just have 'egg on toast' but come back with egg on toast, plus a mountain of streaky bacon, some spicy butt-plug looking sausage, baked beans, some local fancy because you don't want to offend, tinned mushrooms even though you would proper avoid them at home, and some fried bread. And then some pastry to go with your follow up coffe because, funny enough, you don't get to spend 2 hours at breakfast when you are not on holiday closed bracket
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    edited August 2017
    [Depending on where you go...]
    Breathe clean air and fret about how much airborne crap your respiratory system has to deal with for fifty weeks of the year.
    https://clientearth.org/topic/air-pollution/
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,239
    Drink fucking awful things because its the traditional thing out there
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  • SomervilleAddick
    SomervilleAddick Posts: 3,575
    Eat breakfast.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    Pretend I like the French.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,024
    Huskaris said:

    Pretend I like the French.

    I'd stay at home.
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Shave my legs before I get them out of winter hibernation.

    Only take a couple of hours....

    :smile:

    I won't ask, Fanny.
  • cafcbr8
    cafcbr8 Posts: 6
    Eat peanut Butter on Toast
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    sam3110 said:

    Drink fucking awful things because its the traditional thing out there

    Always this ! Just got back from Switzerland and think I have rotted my brain from the local spirit, Kirsch.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Get wanked off by a ladyboy.

    Leroy Ambrose said:

    Speak for yourself...

  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    newyorkaddick said:

    Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch

    I never even realise that was a thing until I met my wife. She happily sits there at the breakfast table making sandwiches and getting a bag full of fruit
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Lying next to a pool gently sizzling in the sun while listening to Lionel Richie!

    Ahh bliss!
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  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Anna_Kissed said:

    [Depending on where you go...]
    Breathe clean air and fret about how much airborne crap your respiratory system has to deal with for fifty weeks of the year.
    https://clientearth.org/topic/air-pollution/

    Also depends where you live.
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550
    Turn psychotic when you find someone is sitting/lying where you wanted to be.
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    Eat in a restaurant every evening.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" to the cashier whenever your in a Supermarket.

    I made the mistake in Paris once by buying a few bits and not bothering with the two courtesies... God did I get attitude back!!
  • Hastingsaddick
    Hastingsaddick Posts: 4,079
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Talk to people

    Just back from camping and walking round the site you'd say good morning to people and others would stop to chat when walking past your tent etc.

    If you did that around your neighbourhood people would think your crazy and have mental issues

    Depends where you live...
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Tell the waiter I want my squid char-grilled whole and NOT cut into rings, covered in slushy breadcrumbs and deep-fried in oil previously used for a million other meals.
  • king addick
    king addick Posts: 3,698
    edited August 2017
    Justifying my AM drinking by saying '' its 12oclock somewhere!"

    Drew the line at whisky in my morning coffee though...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    Wish someone not just good morning and good evening, but also good afternoon
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    Swim

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