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Things you only do on holiday
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Drive a lot....approx 50% of our cars millage since we have had it has been on the continent.0
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Eat olives. They never seem to taste as good at home.1
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wouldn't it be easier to take the kids with you for breakfast?McBobbin said:
I never even realise that was a thing until I met my wife. She happily sits there at the breakfast table making sandwiches and getting a bag full of fruitnewyorkaddick said:Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch
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Eat canned octopus.0
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Read a book.
Drink alcohol every day.
Used to be a far far regular occurrence ,but now only appears to be annual.0 -
That's the other thing we only do on holiday...cafcdave123 said:
wouldn't it be easier to take the kids with you for breakfast?McBobbin said:
I never even realise that was a thing until I met my wife. She happily sits there at the breakfast table making sandwiches and getting a bag full of fruitnewyorkaddick said:Steal food from breakfast to give to the kids for lunch
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Call waiters Manuel (they love it)8
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Have a 100m sprint race with a very Athletic German to get THE best sunbed0
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Haggle3
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Consume enough food to feed a small country then tell everyone in the vicinity that you're going on a diet when you get home...0
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Not masturbate anywhere near as much.13
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Pay 1 euro for 10 minutes internet to check charltonlife5
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That's a contentious one, I think I bash one out more often on holidays. It's the volume of material available I thinkValleyGary said:Not masturbate anywhere near as much.
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Get a reach-around from your sister because she's had too many tequilas.10
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Our apartment doesn't have WiFi, so I'd have to go old school and try and find half a page 3 in a bush8
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Look furtively through the middle gap of you're sunglasses at certain local attractions.0
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No bush on page 3McBobbin said:Our apartment doesn't have WiFi, so I'd have to go old school and try and find half a page 3 in a bush
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Wank bank overloadCarter said:
That's a contentious one, I think I bash one out more often on holidays. It's the volume of material available I thinkValleyGary said:Not masturbate anywhere near as much.
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Get up ridiculously early in the morning, just to reserve some sun beds in the place you want to spend the rest of your day at.0
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Have conversations where you speak badly in a foreign language and the other person replies in English.
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Whose wife though?The Organiser said:Have sex more than once a week with the wife (winky face)
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If no one did this there wouldn't be any need to do it. Where's that 'things that annoy you' thread..?Horsfield9 said:Get up ridiculously early in the morning, just to reserve some sun beds in the place you want to spend the rest of your day at.
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I wouldn't do it. In Sardinia this year we used to wander down to any of the pools after breakfast and there were plenty to choose from.Horsfield9 said:Get up ridiculously early in the morning, just to reserve some sun beds in the place you want to spend the rest of your day at.
I go on holiday to get a few lay ins, not set the alarm to get a sun bed.8 -
Throw German beach towels in the pool.10
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Or go to a decent hotel that if they see towels on beds first thing and no-one on them, they remove them. Quite rightly so, if no-one does it, people could just go when they want. I also went to a hotel where if it was noticed that towels were left on the bed for a couple of hours with no-one on them, they were also lifted and the people were charged for a new towel card. Although it would be good if hotels made sure they had enough beds for everyone4
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We were in Mauritius the other year and any towels on sun beds before 10am were removed if the bed was unoccupied.0
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Did you get mugged off for the excursion to see the different coloured mud?0
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Get asked about Brexit every 5 mins2
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Cruise around in one of these bad boys19
