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Things you only do on holiday

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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    SuedeAdidas said:

    Did you get mugged off for the excursion to see the different coloured mud?

    Me...no, we did the walk with the lions and it was amazing.
  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    Drink Rum and Coke
    Water Ski
    Don't talk to anyone except for the family if I can help it.
  • king addick
    king addick Posts: 3,698
    Don't talk to anyone except for the family missus if I can help it.

    My version right there.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    LouisMend said:

    image

    Cruise around in one of these bad boys

    It's all a question of how you prefer to travel ;)image
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,166
    Walk around slowly with my hands crossed behind my back. No idea why...
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    cafc-west said:

    Walk around slowly with my hands crossed behind my back. No idea why...

    Is it because you are not afraid of being mugged on holiday?
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    ross1 said:

    cafc-west said:

    Walk around slowly with my hands crossed behind my back. No idea why...

    Is it because you are not afraid of being mugged on holiday?
    No, he's afraid of being rudely surprised by a ladyboy, for some reason.
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,166
    ross1 said:

    cafc-west said:

    Walk around slowly with my hands crossed behind my back. No idea why...

    Is it because you are not afraid of being mugged on holiday?
    Could be - not that it's something I worry about too much - thinking about it - it's probably just that I'm more relaxed and moving at a slower pace than usual!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    T.C.E said:

    LouisMend said:

    image

    Cruise around in one of these bad boys

    It's all a question of how you prefer to travel ;)image
    Wear a matching hat, shirt and shoes combo ;)
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    ross1 said:

    cafc-west said:

    Walk around slowly with my hands crossed behind my back. No idea why...

    Is it because you are not afraid of being mugged on holiday?
    No, he's afraid of being rudely surprised by a ladyboy, for some reason.</blockquo

    In Southend ?
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  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    Sleep in another bed
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Wear pink flip flops and a shirt with pink flamingos on it that i will never wear again
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    Pretend to sign something when asking for the bill in a restaurant
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    Sex is always better on holiday, according to the postcard my wife sent me.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    Eat watermelon
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Put honey in yogurt
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    On day one say,"...so nice to get some sun on my back."

    On day five say,"...I couldn't live in a hot country."
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    See a stranger's tits whilst also eating an ice cream and getting sand in your pants
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    kentaddick said:

    See a stranger's tits whilst also eating an ice cream and getting sand in your pants

    It's just this isn't it. Strangers tits, and so many of them. They could be PA's, taxi drivers, hairdressers, managers, cleaners. And I love the liberation of it the women must feel. Good on any woman who goes topless on holiday, I appreciate I'm doing a good job of sounding like the degenerate pervert I am but on a serious note I applaud any woman who is comfortable enough to do this and not feel the burning of every single member of the male species of humanity trying their hardest to not stare
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    edited August 2017
    cashncarry said:

    Sex is always better on holiday, according to the postcard my wife sent me.

    She is telling the truth.........she borrowed my pen :smile:
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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Eat watermelon

    Wink, wink........google watermelon and viagra, who needs little blue pills.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    Drink every day starting at a time when I really shouldn't be drinking.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    T.C.E said:

    LouisMend said:

    image

    Cruise around in one of these bad boys

    It's all a question of how you prefer to travel ;)image
    Choosing a helicopter over a Choo Choo train = not proper Charlton.

    Tsk, tsk.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Pay €3 for two pints of milk and the same for a box of spar own brand cornflakes!
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    Eat doughnuts for breakfast
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    Order fish for a main course

    Take a blow up turtle to breakfast (in portugal at the mo and the bloody thing has become part of the family)
  • jamiebcool
    jamiebcool Posts: 592
    The Organiser said:

    Have sex more than once a week with the wife (winky face)

    Show off
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Bangkokaddick said:

    Eat pie & mash and fish & chips, drink real ale, watch Charlton Athletic.

    This.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    eaststandmike said:

    SuedeAdidas said:

    Did you get mugged off for the excursion to see the different coloured mud?

    Me...no, we did the walk with the lions and it was amazing.
    Good for you. I did.....and it was shit :smiley:
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    edited August 2017
    Exiled_Addick said:

    Greenie Junior said:

    Smile

    Wow... bleak.
    He's a tory Brexit supporter. He likes bleak... :wink:

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