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Most ridiculous reality show.

hoof_it_up_to_benty
hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,476
in General Charlton
Recently saw a trailer on Channel 5 for Celebrity 5 go Motorhoming. Wtf?

Reminds me of the episode of Alan Partridge when he pitches ideas for a new show to a tv executive - surprised 'monkey tennis' hasn't been made yet.

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,052
    It's about the only one from that show that hasn't... I'm sure prison cooking became a show. Patiently waiting for "youth hostelling with Chris Eubank"
  • lancashire lad
    lancashire lad Posts: 15,636
    All reality shows are ridiculous
  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,498
    McBobbin said:

    It's about the only one from that show that hasn't... I'm sure prison cooking became a show. Patiently waiting for "youth hostelling with Chris Eubank"

    Your wait is over...

    http://www.yha.org.uk/media/blog/youth-hostelling-chris-eubank-finally-reality
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    I enjoyed the show with Keith Chegwin with his nob out - though that was a quiz show and not a reality show
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,358
    Series link contender.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,169
    All of them, how anyone can watch any of them is beyond me. Complete drivel!
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,430
    Thought this thread was about a Belgian reality TV show called Roland's Network.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    In our lifetimes we will have celebrity 'shit in a bucket'
  • Rossman92
    Rossman92 Posts: 3,656
    Ha, don't even get me started. Once you've seen one episode of Jersey Shore, you'll wanna ram your dick into a brick wall
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,832
    Carter said:

    In our lifetimes we will have celebrity 'shit in a bucket'

    Already done mate. Swear I once caught sight of Richard blackwood having an enema on channel 5 years back.


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  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    Carter said:

    In our lifetimes we will have celebrity 'shit in a bucket'

    Already done mate. Swear I once caught sight of Richard blackwood having an enema on channel 5 years back.

    You certainly did, they were checking it with a stick in a bucket.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    BBC News
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,052
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    Carter said:

    In our lifetimes we will have celebrity 'shit in a bucket'

    Already done mate. Swear I once caught sight of Richard blackwood having an enema on channel 5 years back.

    That confirmed everything I ever believed about Richard Blackwood
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Naked Attraction must be the winner.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780
    Saga Lout said:

    Naked Attraction must be the winner.

    I saw that once. The girl chose the bloke with the biggest dick and the bloke chose the girl with the biggest tits. Very predictable.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    Saga Lout said:

    Naked Attraction must be the winner.

    I saw that once. The girl chose the bloke with the biggest dick and the bloke chose the girl with the biggest tits. Very predictable.
    I think that's the one I saw. :-)

    Or perhaps it always goes that way...
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    I see one where the girl was choosing from blokes and women.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ...the most PC fumble I've ever had
  • Daggs
    Daggs Posts: 1,344
    The one I saw, the bloke chose the bloke with the biggest dick ........................
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,931
    Swisdom said:

    I enjoyed the show with Keith Chegwin with his nob out - though that was a quiz show and not a reality show

    That was a memorable edition of Swap Shop

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    Saga Lout said:

    Naked Attraction must be the winner.

    I saw that once. The girl chose the bloke with the biggest dick
    Ah well I cant help it if the ladies love me... and you thought the "addickted" part of my name was to do with the Charlton nickname
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Daggs said:

    The one I saw, the bloke chose the bloke with the biggest dick ........................

    The way I see it is that he must have had a bigger one if he don't mind getting it out in front of the other geezer.
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,271
    They're all crap. 'Bout time they did that one from Roger Mellie in Viz. 'Who's arse is that' or something similar. They stuck a camera up a celebrity's bottom and the audience had to guess who the celebrity was. Good clean family entertainment.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,439
    The simpsons had it right with 'mystery injection' and 'tied to a bear'
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,983
    ken_shabby said:

    They're all crap. 'Bout time they did that one from Roger Mellie in Viz. 'Who's arse is that' or something similar. They stuck a camera up a celebrity's bottom and the audience had to guess who the celebrity was. Good clean family entertainment.

    Through the Arsehole?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,239
    I liked the Roger Mellie suggestion where female celebrities are at the top of a set of steps without any knickers on.

    Roger's idea for the title was 'Up your Cunt'.
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,630
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T1lMedZwAo&t=5s
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    ken_shabby said:

    They're all crap. 'Bout time they did that one from Roger Mellie in Viz. 'Who's arse is that' or something similar. They stuck a camera up a celebrity's bottom and the audience had to guess who the celebrity was. Good clean family entertainment.

    Celebrity bum-hole, I believe.

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