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Had it at Sainsbury. When I asked the mother where her child was she pointed out a spotty late teen lad. I called her a selfish c**t and she said I should be ashamed of myself.SporadicAddick said:Parent and child parking at the supermarket, but only when the kids and mum stay in the car whilst the obese dad runs out to get a pie or something.
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Kiwi fruit0
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I've always found Kiwi fruit to be quite innocuous. Mangoes ... really piss me off.iainment said:Kiwi fruit
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Diarrhoea, really gives me the shits!0
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Don't get me started on Kumquats...Raith_C_Chattonell said:
I've always found Kiwi fruit to be quite innocuous. Mangoes ... really piss me off.iainment said:Kiwi fruit
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Somebody gave us some Quince last night. WTF do you do with it, and please don't say make jelly.Algarveaddick said:
Don't get me started on Kumquats...Raith_C_Chattonell said:
I've always found Kiwi fruit to be quite innocuous. Mangoes ... really piss me off.iainment said:Kiwi fruit
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Durian fruit annoys me. It fairly honks2
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Drivers who don't thank you when you let them through13
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We were in Malaysia a couple of weeks ago and tried durian ice cream. Absolute filth.McBobbin said:Durian fruit annoys me. It fairly honks
Stank like shit and gave us all crappy aftertaste like rotten fish for about an hour.
Fucking disgusting.
(For those that don't know, durian fruit is famous in that part of the world for being smelly, but delicious.)1 -
People who can't take roundabouts full stop. Ive seen more than one person here in France in the outside lane of roundabouts, right indicator on (to exit), go right round to the last exit. Also, some roundabouts here in smaller towns, you give way to cars coming onto the roundabout, no warning or special sign, that's just the way it is and you're just meant to knowTalal said:People who signal right at small roundabouts and then go straight on. Meaning if you're coming from the opposite direction you have to slow down/stop unnecessarily.
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It's not delicious though. Having said that, the types who like durian fruit reckon stilton is the work of the devil0
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I don't buy Tunnocks Tea Cakes - because i eat the whole six pack in one go. They are Champions league mate.Stuart the Red said:
No honorable mention for the ginger snap?Dazzler21 said:True Biscuit League rankings:
Premier League
Chocolate Hobnobs
Chocolate Digestives
Penguin Biscuit Bars
Foxes Classic Biscuit Bar
Championship
Shorties
Bourbons
BN’s
Custard Creams (gets relegated and promoted often)
League 1
Jammie Dodgers (gets promoted and relegated often)
Hobnobs
Digestives (Well known and generally liked side, just no ambition - Charlton)
Foxes Crunch Creams (too sickly to be higher placed)
Nice
Malted Milk
League 2
Rich Tea Biscuits
Snack biscuits
Maryland Cookies
Non-League (Do not qualify as a biscuit)
Tunnocks Caramel Bar
Tunnocks Tea Cakes
Oreo anything… Just F*** off.
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No, I know it's not.McBobbin said:It's not delicious though. Having said that, the types who like durian fruit reckon stilton is the work of the devil
I've started wondering if it's the local in-joke that locals tell foreigners it's tasty when they know it's actually filth.0 -
This system seems to work.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
People who can't take roundabouts full stop. Ive seen more than one person here in France in the outside lane of roundabouts, right indicator on (to exit), go right round to the last exit. Also, some roundabouts here in smaller towns, you give way to cars coming onto the roundabout, no warning or special sign, that's just the way it is and you're just meant to knowTalal said:People who signal right at small roundabouts and then go straight on. Meaning if you're coming from the opposite direction you have to slow down/stop unnecessarily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md99WmB2o2U
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Is there another way, he asks nonchalantly....Dippenhall said:
I don't buy Tunnocks Tea Cakes - because i eat the whole six pack in one go. They are Champions league mate.Stuart the Red said:
No honorable mention for the ginger snap?Dazzler21 said:True Biscuit League rankings:
Premier League
Chocolate Hobnobs
Chocolate Digestives
Penguin Biscuit Bars
Foxes Classic Biscuit Bar
Championship
Shorties
Bourbons
BN’s
Custard Creams (gets relegated and promoted often)
League 1
Jammie Dodgers (gets promoted and relegated often)
Hobnobs
Digestives (Well known and generally liked side, just no ambition - Charlton)
Foxes Crunch Creams (too sickly to be higher placed)
Nice
Malted Milk
League 2
Rich Tea Biscuits
Snack biscuits
Maryland Cookies
Non-League (Do not qualify as a biscuit)
Tunnocks Caramel Bar
Tunnocks Tea Cakes
Oreo anything… Just F*** off.
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I just put me foot down when in Paris bud, as bad as the french are at driving,, they seem to know where the break peddle ismuppetman said:
This system seems to work.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
People who can't take roundabouts full stop. Ive seen more than one person here in France in the outside lane of roundabouts, right indicator on (to exit), go right round to the last exit. Also, some roundabouts here in smaller towns, you give way to cars coming onto the roundabout, no warning or special sign, that's just the way it is and you're just meant to knowTalal said:People who signal right at small roundabouts and then go straight on. Meaning if you're coming from the opposite direction you have to slow down/stop unnecessarily.
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....and they ain't very reciprocal when it comes to road rage either0
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"Come on, it's a serious question" Richard, are you a c*nt?SWEnglandAddick said:
You two seen Richard Madeley lately?cabbles said:
Mate it was perfect. I did actually screen grab it and put it on here once, but I've looked back through the search function and can't find it. It was a few years ago. Basically some random woman came up on my feed with the questionSuper_Eddie_Youds said:
Very curious on the linkedin one! What quote did you use and what had she said?cabbles said:
Don't mind me mate. It's a quote from an Alan partridge episode. Sorry, can't help myself. Do it all the time. Did it to a woman on LinkedIn oncesillav nitram said:
People being an arse, just for the sake of it. When they know perfectly well, what the poster is talking about;)cabbles said:
"Has it got a mini mart?"sillav nitram said:Have to say, one of the most stupidest ideas, putting a mini market in petrol stations!
Convenient of course but bloody annoying when waiting for some dick to finish and then return to their vehicle!
"Pardon, a what?"
"A mini mart. it's like a scaled down version of supermarket, fits inside a petrol station, sells pies, anti-freeze, that sort of thing"
I couldn't be bothered to put Supermarket, because ones in petrol stations don't come across as particularly "Super!" considering how annoying they can be.
Quoting partridge/brent is one of the most satisfying things one can do, in my opinion.
"It's your last day on earth, how would you spend it"
I replied using the lines from the 2nd series where AP is doing his bank holiday weekend call in show about what listeners are doing. So I replied back to her
"I'd like to go to Legoland with Sean Connery and afterwards we'd go into the centre of Windsor and have a lovely lamb roast/lunch"
She must've been American or something because she then replied
"Gee that's great Robert, you certainly sound like a man who knows what he wants and is living life to the full"
To which I replied
"Actually, I don't think that would be Connery's cup of tea, I think he'd much rather go to the wild fowl park and then after have a nice big bottle of scotch"
The immense pleasure I got from just that silly interaction with some random on LinkedIn was enough of a partridge boost
My dream would be to get interviewed by a news reporter on st Patrick's day and do the Irish are going through a major image change bit, see how far I get before they realise I'm talking gibberish - actually dropped that one on the latest Brexit thread the other day, purely for my own sad amusement
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That's what happens when you don't have road markings. To slow down the traffic in my village the council have recently got rid of the centre line - no idea now where you are in connection to on-coming traffic & nearly hit someone last week. Its not as if people race through that particular stretch of road is there is a 30 mile an hour speed camera, a pedestrian crossing opposite the train station & a Sainsbury's local that has traffic going in & out. I suppose that what I pay my council tax for - stupid ideas.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
I just put me foot down when in Paris bud, as bad as the french are at driving,, they seem to know where the break peddle ismuppetman said:
This system seems to work.i_b_b_o_r_g said:
People who can't take roundabouts full stop. Ive seen more than one person here in France in the outside lane of roundabouts, right indicator on (to exit), go right round to the last exit. Also, some roundabouts here in smaller towns, you give way to cars coming onto the roundabout, no warning or special sign, that's just the way it is and you're just meant to knowTalal said:People who signal right at small roundabouts and then go straight on. Meaning if you're coming from the opposite direction you have to slow down/stop unnecessarily.
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I see you sent them all here for August...i_b_b_o_r_g said:
People who can't take roundabouts full stop. Ive seen more than one person here in France in the outside lane of roundabouts, right indicator on (to exit), go right round to the last exit. Also, some roundabouts here in smaller towns, you give way to cars coming onto the roundabout, no warning or special sign, that's just the way it is and you're just meant to knowTalal said:People who signal right at small roundabouts and then go straight on. Meaning if you're coming from the opposite direction you have to slow down/stop unnecessarily.
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That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears5
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Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.happyvalley said:That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears
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Apart from wolvesthai malaysia addick said:
Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.happyvalley said:That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears
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And ShrewsburyMcBobbin said:
Apart from wolvesthai malaysia addick said:
Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.happyvalley said:That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears
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Gatwick airport. Black holes are easier to escape. What would someone's impression be if that was their first glimpse of Britain?0
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millwall shitehawksDaveMehmet said:
And ShrewsburyMcBobbin said:
Apart from wolvesthai malaysia addick said:
Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.happyvalley said:That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears
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Well you should have got the 1040 flight. Arrived Gatwick at 12 got they arrivals by 1 got an eat in McDonald's just outside Gatwick and was home near Romford by 230.McBobbin said:Gatwick airport. Black holes are easier to escape. What would someone's impression be if that was their first glimpse of Britain?
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I spent longer than that waiting for the bus for the carpark! Went to cala'n Forcat btw, very nice. On the west coast near ciutadellaMrOneLung said:
Well you should have got the 1040 flight. Arrived Gatwick at 12 got they arrivals by 1 got an eat in McDonald's just outside Gatwick and was home near Romford by 230.McBobbin said:Gatwick airport. Black holes are easier to escape. What would someone's impression be if that was their first glimpse of Britain?
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OxfordCarter said:
millwall shitehawksDaveMehmet said:
And ShrewsburyMcBobbin said:
Apart from wolvesthai malaysia addick said:
Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.happyvalley said:That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears
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Swanseai_b_b_o_r_g said:
OxfordCarter said:
millwall shitehawksDaveMehmet said:
And ShrewsburyMcBobbin said:
Apart from wolvesthai malaysia addick said:
Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.happyvalley said:That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears
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