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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    MrOneLung said:

    Carter said:

    McBobbin said:

    That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears

    Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.
    Apart from wolves
    And Shrewsbury
    millwall shitehawks
    Oxford
    Swansea
    Cowdenbeath
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Online greetings card businesses
  • MrOneLung said:

    Carter said:

    McBobbin said:

    That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears

    Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.
    Apart from wolves
    And Shrewsbury
    millwall shitehawks
    Oxford
    Swansea
    Cowdenbeath
    Crewe
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    MrOneLung said:

    Carter said:

    McBobbin said:

    That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears

    Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.
    Apart from wolves
    And Shrewsbury
    millwall shitehawks
    Oxford
    Swansea
    Cowdenbeath
    Crewe
    It's there if you look for it
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.

    They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.

    If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.

    Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.

    Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras
  • MrOneLung said:

    Carter said:

    McBobbin said:

    That Warwickshire are Birmingham Bears

    Thankfully, football teams don't have animals in their names - Charlton Cheetahs, anyone? We all know who the cheaters are though.
    Apart from wolves
    And Shrewsbury
    millwall shitehawks
    Oxford
    Swansea
    Cowdenbeath
    Crewe
    It's there if you look for it
    That's not baaad.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I quite like my Audi...I'll get me coat.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Italian F1 fans.
  • McBobbin said:

    Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.

    They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.

    If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.

    Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.

    Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras

    I have a very nice Audi. Previously had a very nice BMW. Much prefer the Audi. What I enjoy most in either car is finding non BMW / Audi drivers tootling along in their crappy slow cars and encouraging them to get a move on.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    McBobbin said:

    Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.

    They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.

    If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.

    Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.

    Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras

    I have a very nice Audi. Previously had a very nice BMW. Much prefer the Audi. What I enjoy most in either car is finding non BMW / Audi drivers tootling along in their crappy slow cars and encouraging them to get a move on.
    My almera gets a move on for nobody, irrespective of how hard I rock forward or thump the steering wheel
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  • McBobbin said:

    Audi drivers. Way home yesterday I had two right up my arse, and that's a good day.

    They think they are driving a BMW but aren't.

    If BMW drivers are like retired football hooligans - bit older, bit more mature, done their share of driving like twats, know that if push comes to shove, they could do it again, but chose not to - Audi drivers are nippy upstarts, trying to start fights with people even though hooliganism is horribly out of date and most people find it embarrassing.

    Also, Audi's are a bit shit. Compared to BMWs they are like two stripe Adidas, laurel and hardy the cartoon, sunny delight.

    Audi drivers are the equivalent of palace ultras

    I have a very nice Audi. Previously had a very nice BMW. Much prefer the Audi. What I enjoy most in either car is finding non BMW / Audi drivers tootling along in their crappy slow cars and encouraging them to get a move on.
    I just tell my chauffeur to ignore people like you.
  • Needing a slash the minute you sit down in the bath.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,629

    Needing a slash the minute you sit down in the bath.

    that's just bad planning...... no-one else to blame but yourself
  • Needing a slash the minute you sit down in the bath.

    Could be worse.
  • Needing a slash the minute you sit down in the bath.

    .....and what do you do?
  • When someone in a BMW 520d tries to overtake you in a 530d.

    Look mate, you bottled out of getting a proper engine. Stay behind me where you belong.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974

    Needing a slash the minute you sit down in the bath.

    That is why you should have a shower
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,857
    I thought only northerners and women had baths.
  • Bitter Sweet Symphony, now that ITV use it for there footy intro.

    Particularly if it's an England game, you know both are shite!
  • ross1 said:

    Needing a slash the minute you sit down in the bath.

    That is why you should have a shower
    nargh, much better just going in the bath.
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  • It's 2017, and my laptop still freezes from time to time.
    At least it has never crashed, though there's a car I'm pretty sure will crash at some point. And probably need a new driver.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Relaxing in front of the TV on a Sunday evening and the f*****g cat brings a live mouse in that runs under the sofa. Spent ages trying to catch the poor little thing.
  • Cats! Poxy things!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    My cat smashed a wine glass over my wife's head this evening. Impressive if nothing else.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    MrOneLung said:

    I thought only northerners and women had baths.

    Presumably a tin bath with a saucepan in it for hair washing?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    edited September 2017
    McBobbin said:

    My cat smashed a wine glass over my wife's head this evening. Impressive if nothing else.

    Was it pissed ?
  • Relaxing in front of the TV on a Sunday evening and the f*****g cat brings a live mouse in that runs under the sofa. Spent ages trying to catch the poor little thing.

    Should have left it to the cat to catch again.
    Or was he on the sofa watching the tele? :wink:
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    McBobbin said:

    My cat smashed a wine glass over my wife's head this evening. Impressive if nothing else.

    Was it pissed ?
    Only after a lady's toe made substantial progress up its anus
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    McBobbin said:

    McBobbin said:

    My cat smashed a wine glass over my wife's head this evening. Impressive if nothing else.

    Was it pissed ?
    Only after a lady's toe made substantial progress up its anus
    Was it a pink and purple cat?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    McBobbin said:

    McBobbin said:

    My cat smashed a wine glass over my wife's head this evening. Impressive if nothing else.

    Was it pissed ?
    Only after a lady's toe made substantial progress up its anus
    Was it a pink and purple cat?
    I refer you to my previous answer
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