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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

    He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

    He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
    http://www.chba.org.uk/for-members/library/overseas-seminars/1b-tracing-1
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

    He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
    So, forgetting about France for a minute, the bloke you're accusing of stealing the land and being a mate of a King etc., would you need to dig him up, or is he still alive?

    What was that about a woooosh?
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited October 2017

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

    He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
    So, forgetting about France for a minute, the bloke you're accusing of stealing the land and being a mate of a King etc., would you need to dig him up, or is he still alive?

    What was that about a woooosh?
    Have you had an accident? This surely isn't that difficult to grasp? Maybe you should lie down.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,298
    edited October 2017

    buckshee said:

    Stoptober

    Movember

    Sober October

    Etc etc

    its all about "cant remember December"
    Gay May
    image
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

    He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
    So, forgetting about France for a minute, the bloke you're accusing of stealing the land and being a mate of a King etc., would you need to dig him up, or is he still alive?

    What was that about a woooosh?
    Have you had an accident? This surely isn't that difficult to grasp? Maybe you should lie down.
    Lol inheriting stolen cars lol
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    buckshee said:

    Stoptober

    Movember

    Sober October

    Etc etc

    Yep, load of old cobblers.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,863
    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    hey man - all land is stolen.

    Peace.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    1StevieG said:

    buckshee said:

    Stoptober

    Movember

    Sober October

    Etc etc

    Yep, load of old cobblers.
    @cabbles - it’s happening again.

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  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040

    iainment said:

    being buckled with man flu a day before going vegas, shitter

    What exactly is 'man flu' in this context?
    a cold or similar minor ailment as experienced by a man who is regarded as exaggerating the severity of the symptoms.

    nose running like a tap, sore throat etc.

    although im sure you knew that just looking for something to moan about, im guessing because i was gender specific or some bs like that
    No I just wondered because it's what women generally label us with. And doesn't exist. Surprised you've decided to label yourself with it.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964

    1StevieG said:

    buckshee said:

    Stoptober

    Movember

    Sober October

    Etc etc

    Yep, load of old cobblers.
    @cabbles - it’s happening again.
    Cheers Bertie....
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    iainment said:

    being buckled with man flu a day before going vegas, shitter

    What exactly is 'man flu' in this context?
    a cold or similar minor ailment as experienced by a man who is regarded as exaggerating the severity of the symptoms.

    nose running like a tap, sore throat etc.

    although im sure you knew that just looking for something to moan about, im guessing because i was gender specific or some bs like that
    I reckon he wants to bum you and is just checking you aren't carrying
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    1StevieG said:

    buckshee said:

    Stoptober

    Movember

    Sober October

    Etc etc

    Yep, load of old cobblers.
    I do like Fanuary though....
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    Not sure about no fart in March though.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040

    iainment said:

    being buckled with man flu a day before going vegas, shitter

    What exactly is 'man flu' in this context?
    a cold or similar minor ailment as experienced by a man who is regarded as exaggerating the severity of the symptoms.

    nose running like a tap, sore throat etc.

    although im sure you knew that just looking for something to moan about, im guessing because i was gender specific or some bs like that
    I reckon he wants to bum you and is just checking you aren't carrying
    And galloping over the hill come the intelligencia.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,461
    edited October 2017
    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

    He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
    "How can any land be owned by another man? How can one steal what was given as a gift? Is the sky owned by birds and rivers owned by fish?"
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,972
    JaShea99 said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:

    That someone is selling an island they own the freehold for for £5million.

    And that freehold only exists because someone's grandad's grandad was a mate of the king.

    5 million quid just for your ancestor knowing the right people. And this is allowed to happen in 21st century Britain.

    Play the cards you've been dealt and don't let jealousy win. Hate begets hate
    It's not jealousy. I don't want 5 million quid, I just want those who inherit stolen land to give it back.
    You'd need to dig em up first
    The guy is still alive.

    Whoooosh.
    You said he inherited it from his grandads grandad. Now, did he inherit it or steal it?

    He inherited it but the land is originally stolen. If you inherit a stolen car doesn't mean you get to keep it once the coppers find out. Maybe it works differently in France.
    "How can any land be owned by another man? How can one steal what was given as a gift? Is the sky owned by birds and rivers owned by fish?"
    Yes, they are
  • Pubs that have footie on the tv but have the sound down and play a constant stream of shit music instead.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Pubs that have footie on the tv but have the sound down and play a constant stream of shit music instead.

    Better than listening to Hoddle.

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  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    iainment said:

    iainment said:

    being buckled with man flu a day before going vegas, shitter

    What exactly is 'man flu' in this context?
    a cold or similar minor ailment as experienced by a man who is regarded as exaggerating the severity of the symptoms.

    nose running like a tap, sore throat etc.

    although im sure you knew that just looking for something to moan about, im guessing because i was gender specific or some bs like that
    No I just wondered because it's what women generally label us with. And doesn't exist. Surprised you've decided to label yourself with it.
    There's evidence to suggest that men do get more sick from common illnesses.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/man-flu-cold-real-thing-scientists-men-report-research-health-a7473821.html
  • Pubs that have footie on the tv but have the sound down and play a constant stream of shit music instead.

    Better than listening to Hoddle.
    But not better than also having to listen to the coked - up child - men at the bar.
  • Just read the complete randomness, simmering arguments and hilariously absurbity that is this page.

    Fucking love this forum.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Pubs that have footie on the tv but have the sound down and play a constant stream of shit music instead.

    Better than listening to Hoddle.
    But not better than also having to listen to the coked - up child - men at the bar.
    You said constant stream of shit music though.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Pubs that have footie on the tv but have the sound down and play a constant stream of shit music instead.

    Better than listening to Hoddle.
    But not better than also having to listen to the coked - up child - men at the bar.
    You said constant stream of shit music though.
    Typical tactic of the left mate, moving the goal posts
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,972
    Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
    This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.

    Half of them aren't even right.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    IdleHans said:

    Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
    This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.

    Half of them aren't even right.

    Except, when you actually want to know the time...
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,972
    McBobbin said:

    IdleHans said:

    Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
    This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.

    Half of them aren't even right.

    Except, when you actually want to know the time...
    I'd just look at the clock. They're specialists.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,643
    IdleHans said:

    Clocks. Clocks on everything. Clock on the phone. Clock on the telly. Clock on the oven. Clock on the microwave. Clock on the stereo. Clock on the computer screen. Clock on the radio. Clock, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks, clocks.
    This is your life, ticking away. Watch it ebb. One more and one less. Another second nearer the end. Everywhere you look, your mortality writ large. A constant reminder that you're edging towards the open chasm of your grave. Fucking clocks.

    Half of them aren't even right.

    Sorry, Rogers Walters beat you to it by about 45 years
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167

    Riviera said:

    Tubes of Wine Gums with disproportionate colour make up. Today had out of the 12 or so you get 8 red, 1 black, 2 yellow and one green. No orange at all! Red are my least favourite.

    You can buy packets of just red and black and I've often wondered (it came up once as our eldest doesn't like the blacks) why you can't also get a packet of "the rest of em"
    No you can't. Black and Red are available. How Does that help?
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