General things that Annoy you

cafcdave123 said:

buckshee said:

Trick or sodding treat.

Kids and Mrs are our but due back any minute. I’ve been up and down more times than Katie Price’s draws.

Kids and Mrs are also out trick or treating and not one fucker has come round!

Jammy bastard. I’m tempted to let the kids that come round take ten items each then when my Mrs comes home I’ll tell her I turned the bell off due to no stock.

Nothing more than legalised begging, little ponces.

cafcdave123 said:

buckshee said:

Trick or sodding treat.

Kids and Mrs are our but due back any minute. I’ve been up and down more times than Katie Price’s draws.

Kids and Mrs are also out trick or treating and not one fucker has come round!

That’s cause they’ve all been given nuts and they’re all dead at the bottom of your garden.

Macronate said:

Maybe I was outta line but jeez, I don't like us adopting American culture.

You don't see Jim Bob, Chuck and Mary Lou morris dancing round a maypole in July whilst listening to The Sex Pistols.

I agree, poor ‘ol Guy Fawkes and Penny for the Guy. Why did it all go so terribly wrong?

My wife was just telling me that there was a message that went on StroodLife (a FaceBook Group who I think have stolen their name from somewhere) saying that people should only knock if there is a pumpkin outside that persons house - Every year we make the effort so we put the pumpkin outside and get loads of people knocking on the door

This year we havent been able to so havent put one outside and so far have only had one knock at the door which was minutes after I got through the door so let them off

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McBobbin said:

Putting the kids to bed and heard a gentle knock at the door. Almost fell down the stairs, grabbed the bag of sweets and threw open the door... Scared the shit out of the middle aged Asian man bringing next door a takeaway.

Your profile picture probably reflects the reaction of the poor bloke.

When you start a thread and immediately regret it

cabbles said:

People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.

I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal

Generally the suits who have been sitting down all day who want the seats, while the backbone of the country who have been up and down ladders all day, are left to stand by the doors

cabbles said:

People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.

I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal

It's so bad on the northern line now that people do this for spaces to stand in! Hell on earth at rush hour.

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

ValleyGary said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

cabbles said:

People that are literally walking through you to get a seat on the tube as the person sitting is just getting up to get off.

I understand you want the seat, most people do, but I’m in between you and that person. It’s up to me whether or not I take it. Also it’s often women. I will always offer a seat up if it’s between me and a woman, but you get these oddballs that are pushing through you as if to say they have first refusal

Generally the suits who have been sitting down all day who want the seats, while the backbone of the country who have been up and down ladders all day, are left to stand by the doors

Unfortunate con of not being clever enough.

Indeed. I'll often make sympathetic eye contact and offer a pitying smile to the overalled classes as I stroll to my centrally heated office in my tailored whistle and £300 brogues. Will often engage in banter about the state of the country and X Factor with them.

(This is a tongue in cheek joke before anyone kicks off. Some of my best friends read tabloids and got GCSE grades below C)

The big man will know we are joking.

There's no way I'm poor enough to take the tube.

Oh listen to em will ya. Dont tell me, the suits in pin stripe flavour an all

...red lining in the whistle, so the others on the rattler know you got it made in Moss Bross

T.C.E said:

A 49 year old Kylie Minogue when did that happen? Only last year she was 17 FFS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuF9sxXnQbs

Think Jason Donovan will be getting a knock if that's the case :- 0

Lloyds Banking adverts.

No one gives a fuck about your horse or that shit arrangement of Fat Boy Slim.