cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
For a while now, I've had these boxers that have that gap at the bottom of the front. Time and time again, my old boy will slip out inadvertently which is really annoying because if I'm on my way to work, in my suit, it requires some sort of covert rearrangement as discreetly as possible
Anyway, tonight I went swimming and because I was only heading straight home after, I didn't have a spare set to change into. So tonight I simply turned them inside out and it dawned on me. I just have to wear them inside out. Problem solved
It was like an epiphany and I'm very pleased with myself
As an alternative, you could also try them back to front!
They don't sit right
FYI - if anyone wants to avoid this range I think I picked them up from Sainsbury's saver centre in Sydenham, so they're probably a Sainsbury's range of some sort
Absolutely swear by M&S boxer briefs, plus they haven't got some knobhead's name plastered round your waist.
cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
For a while now, I've had these boxers that have that gap at the bottom of the front. Time and time again, my old boy will slip out inadvertently which is really annoying because if I'm on my way to work, in my suit, it requires some sort of covert rearrangement as discreetly as possible
Anyway, tonight I went swimming and because I was only heading straight home after, I didn't have a spare set to change into. So tonight I simply turned them inside out and it dawned on me. I just have to wear them inside out. Problem solved
It was like an epiphany and I'm very pleased with myself
As an alternative, you could also try them back to front!
They don't sit right
FYI - if anyone wants to avoid this range I think I picked them up from Sainsbury's saver centre in Sydenham, so they're probably a Sainsbury's range of some sort
I am now in no doubt who amongst us has bought a pair of the ice boxers.
considering that he not only wears boxers until holes appear but long, long after, I seriously doubt @candles is the one buying the ice boxers.
cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
When the time comes to replace your favourite bong you can save a mint by pouring iso alcohol and rice into it, covering the holes and giving it a good shake. All the tar will disappear and it'll smoke as well as the day you bought it.
If anyone has any similarly miraculous life hacks for returning my other half to her mid 2000's pomp I'd be grateful to hear them.
cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
You putting shitty wetwipes in the bin ? They ruin drains by flushing
cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
You putting shitty wetwipes in the bin ? They ruin drains by flushing
We live ovet a km from our nearest neighbours and about 8 km from our village, so we ain't on mains sewage, we got a septic tank but, caked in shit wetwipes or jam rags go in nappy bags and in a bin.
Wrap a wet piece of kitchen roll around a warm beer and put it in the freezer. Cools it down very quickly when in need of a cold one. Suitable for all beverages!
He also thought it was normal for men to 'milk' their own nipples, to sit (and fall asleep) between two adjacent pool tables in a bar, and to drink Baileys and lime as a regular drink though so I wouldn't trust his judgement.
If you can milk your own nipples (unless you're a pregnant or breastfeeding woman) you should be seeing a doctor.
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In the cinema, sprinkle popcorn on the seat in front in the hope no one sits there.
Next time you get a flat tyre, take a photo and save it for the next time you want to get out of a meeting.
Next time you are in a hotel room on holiday with no fridge for your beer, call down and say you desperately need one for your insulin.
Is that what a hack is?
If anyone has any similarly miraculous life hacks for returning my other half to her mid 2000's pomp I'd be grateful to hear them.
Edit - sorry, mis-read that.
Sure that rhymes