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we did & the result was..........Joe Dodoo.MrOneLung said:To be fair if charlton were recruiting a striker and me, bexley dan and Simon church interviewed for the role, I would obviously be the best candidate but you would want a few more trialists to compare the best of that bunch with.
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It's quicker to say World Wide Web than it is WWWPowell Is Pleasant said:
NYE is no quicker to say than New Year's Eve. That's just a mad way of talking. A mad way of talking.iaitch said:
My mate was on a train the other day and a couple were talking about what they were going to do NYE.sillav nitram said:People who use Acronyms, assuming everyone knows what they’re talking about.
Took him a while to get it.0 -
That's why I say wu wu wu. ;-).SporadicAddick said:
It's quicker to say World Wide Web than it is WWWPowell Is Pleasant said:
NYE is no quicker to say than New Year's Eve. That's just a mad way of talking. A mad way of talking.iaitch said:
My mate was on a train the other day and a couple were talking about what they were going to do NYE.sillav nitram said:People who use Acronyms, assuming everyone knows what they’re talking about.
Took him a while to get it.4 -
That's the sound of the police.iainment said:
That's why I say wu wu wu. ;-).SporadicAddick said:
It's quicker to say World Wide Web than it is WWWPowell Is Pleasant said:
NYE is no quicker to say than New Year's Eve. That's just a mad way of talking. A mad way of talking.iaitch said:
My mate was on a train the other day and a couple were talking about what they were going to do NYE.sillav nitram said:People who use Acronyms, assuming everyone knows what they’re talking about.
Took him a while to get it.7 -
It sounds as though you deliberately synchronise your pees with someone else then feel embarrassed. Have you considered counselling?McBobbin said:When you synchronise your pisses with someone else, either at work or the pub. That awkward moment when you follow them into the khazi for the 3rd time in a day.
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The worst part is when both of you have stood up at the same time and in the brief few seconds it takes both of you to walk to the 'point of no return' you're hoping the other will break off their attacking run first then when you realise they're going in it's too late for you to terminate your approach without looking like a weirdo.thai malaysia addick said:
It sounds as though you deliberately synchronise your pees with someone else then feel embarrassed. Have you considered counselling?McBobbin said:When you synchronise your pisses with someone else, either at work or the pub. That awkward moment when you follow them into the khazi for the 3rd time in a day.
I imagine that's how RAF pilots feel when they both lock onto the same target.2 -
I thought that was ‘message in a bottle’Fiiish said:
That's the sound of the police.iainment said:
That's why I say wu wu wu. ;-).SporadicAddick said:
It's quicker to say World Wide Web than it is WWWPowell Is Pleasant said:
NYE is no quicker to say than New Year's Eve. That's just a mad way of talking. A mad way of talking.iaitch said:
My mate was on a train the other day and a couple were talking about what they were going to do NYE.sillav nitram said:People who use Acronyms, assuming everyone knows what they’re talking about.
Took him a while to get it.1 -
Just had to google IIRC. thanks Henry.
Two separate people sat opposite me today stuffing their faces from a greasy Greggs bag. Sat scowling at them. Regular occurrence on the Woolwich dlr. I think eating stinking food on public transport really unsociable... perfectly acceptable after 9pm leathered of course.
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Getting home from work last night to find a sign that says the UK Power Network will be closing my road for two nights at the end of the month... No note through the door to explain why and its going to make the area hell because its already mission impossible to find a parking space if you get home as late as 7pm in the evening.
To make matters worse its going to start on 28th November so god knows where I'll park when I get home from the Peterborough match at 10:30pm that evening!!0 -
Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.4
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Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
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I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awfulForeverAddickted said:
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
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Definitely piss thencafcdave123 said:
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awfulForeverAddickted said:
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
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That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.cafcdave123 said:
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awfulForeverAddickted said:
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually5 -
Put kettle on, have a brew and you'll feel betterCarter said:
That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.cafcdave123 said:
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awfulForeverAddickted said:
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually 1 -
Is that you Katie?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
Tone when the lady says she don't want a brew. She don't want a brew, now be a love and pop over Macros the fig rolls are on special this week!
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I almost always offer at work. Rarely accepted. No one else offers.cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
And then I just make myself a cuppa without asking and get passive aggressive shit. "Ooh I'd love a cup but no one asked."
Just fuck off and grow up.5 -
Paul McCartney, if his rewrite of Valley Flyod Road ain't bad enough, he turns up in Pirates of the Caribbean 37, "dead men tell no tales"0
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The outrage being caused by this image:
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:
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This, this, thisCarter said:
That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.cafcdave123 said:
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awfulForeverAddickted said:
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually
One bloke here switches the cups up when he makes a round, so there is the added lottery of someone else's spit, germs or worse the dregs of coffee in my tea. I've called him out and he claims he just can't remember which is which.
Same bloke - won't touch the milk if it's on it's use by date. Happy to drink coffee dregs and spit, but won't touch perfectly good milk.
I never thought i'd say it but...the youth of today have no idea.6 -
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W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.5
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This - I just say, can you let go of the doors please and smile as they give me a dirty look.ricky_otto said:W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.
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Either that or you all get out of the lift at the same time yet the people in front move at the speed of a sloth meaning you cant get around them!!ricky_otto said:W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.
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Not happy in your work, time to change.ricky_otto said:W@nkers In lifts at work - particularly the ones that have no spacial awareness, bump in to you, bash you with their bag and step on your feet. Then they get out of the lift and continue their conversation after they have got out of the lift with somebody that is still in it and stop the doors closing to do so.
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Prophet Muhammad as a Pork Pie?Dazzler21 said:The outrage being caused by this image:
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:3 -
Prophet My Ham HeadValleyGary said:
Prophet Muhammad as a Pork Pie?Dazzler21 said:The outrage being caused by this image:
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:12 -
Am I missing something - Swoosh?Carter said:
That used to really piss me off, you'd get people who wouldn't wash the cups, people who'd squeeze the shit out of the tea bag so much you'd have a sort of oil slick on the top of the brew.cafcdave123 said:
I'm honestly not sure, it wasn't a case of not being how I take my tea, it tasted awfulForeverAddickted said:
Sure they didnt piss in it to show how ungrateful you were?cafcdave123 said:Someone offering me a cup of tea, me saying I'm fine and I'll get myself a drink when I've finished what I'm doing, them getting me one anyway and it tasting fucking horrible.
I pride myself on making an excellent cup of shoosh and being made a dirty one upsets me. Towards the end of my time in my last job I came close to losing my temper a couple of times about the lack of cleanliness of the tea and coffee area and general laziness.
So id stick on my own, which may sound unsociable but all my apprentices were taught how to make a perfect brew and good cleanliness discipline yet blokes who'd been on the job years couldn't make a decent cup of shoosh. I'm getting annoyed thinking about it actually0 -
Thought the same thing about the Tesco ad. When I first heard there was an outrage I thought Tesco had run an ad where grotesque Ottoman soldiers were carving up a cooked baby Jesus whilst singing death to the West, given the level of outrage been given off from the usual quarters. Turns out a headscarf appears on the screen for about half a second. How many headscarves to do you see in the nativity scene?Dazzler21 said:The outrage being caused by this image:
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:
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I had to go back and re-watch the ad on youtube to see what you were on about. I hadn't even noticed any headscarves.Fiiish said:
Thought the same thing about the Tesco ad. When I first heard there was an outrage I thought Tesco had run an ad where grotesque Ottoman soldiers were carving up a cooked baby Jesus whilst singing death to the West, given the level of outrage been given off from the usual quarters. Turns out a headscarf appears on the screen for about half a second. How many headscarves to do you see in the nativity scene?Dazzler21 said:The outrage being caused by this image:
Seriously! Grown adults arguing about how offensive a sausage roll portraying jesus clearly haven't seen this:
Taking a look on the comments section of youtube makes you realise just how prejudiced against Islam the world is these days.
We can thank the extremists and easily led for that.0 -
The gap between the car seat and the centre console. Wide enough to let phones wallets and keys fall through and narrow enough to stop you being able to retrieve anything.22
