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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,648
    Another supermarket one. This time, checkout staff who put the freesh meat into plastic bags & keep them seperate until after you've packed everything else. To make things easier for me (and the people behind me) I like to have an order in which I pack things - meat in one bag, large items (milk, bottles, juice cartons, cereal boxes etc) in another & bread, eggs & any other squashable items on top. So what the f*****g point in keeping back some of these items until I've packed everything and then saying "here love, I've kept your fresh meat separate so as not to contaminate your other goods" - they're already in sealed packaging & so is all the other stuff I've bought. Your job, mrs checkout operator, is to scan the items & let me do the packing.

    and if one more checkout operator asks me "are you ok packing it yourself" I'll throttle them - I'm 50 years old ffs & been shopping for myself for 30 years - I think I can place an item of shopping in a bag thank you very much - and yes, by the way, I also have plenty of bags if you would just take the time to look !!!!!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038

    Another supermarket one. This time, checkout staff who put the freesh meat into plastic bags & keep them seperate until after you've packed everything else. To make things easier for me (and the people behind me) I like to have an order in which I pack things - meat in one bag, large items (milk, bottles, juice cartons, cereal boxes etc) in another & bread, eggs & any other squashable items on top. So what the f*****g point in keeping back some of these items until I've packed everything and then saying "here love, I've kept your fresh meat separate so as not to contaminate your other goods" - they're already in sealed packaging & so is all the other stuff I've bought. Your job, mrs checkout operator, is to scan the items & let me do the packing.

    and if one more checkout operator asks me "are you ok packing it yourself" I'll throttle them - I'm 50 years old ffs & been shopping for myself for 30 years - I think I can place an item of shopping in a bag thank you very much - and yes, by the way, I also have plenty of bags if you would just take the time to look !!!!!

    I've often wondered what the response would be if I responded, 'no, I'd like you to do it for me'!
  • I actually said that recently in Asda and instantly regretted it. The old bird packed my shopping with the right hump whilst I stood not knowing what to do with myself. She didn't say another word after that. Why did she offer ffs
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    Oh well every little helps.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    The overall lack of yachts and boats in the new series of Howards End

    Hayley Atwell is in it - that makes up for it.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    Reading all that shit on the other thread about 'duct' tape - Jeez. And then seeing the boss has put a back to topic message up before I can explain once again for the hard of understanding that it is duck.
  • That bloody Tui advert!

    Yes!

    We cross the T's, dot the I's & put U in the middle. Fuck off!
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,648
    Stig said:

    Another supermarket one. This time, checkout staff who put the freesh meat into plastic bags & keep them seperate until after you've packed everything else. To make things easier for me (and the people behind me) I like to have an order in which I pack things - meat in one bag, large items (milk, bottles, juice cartons, cereal boxes etc) in another & bread, eggs & any other squashable items on top. So what the f*****g point in keeping back some of these items until I've packed everything and then saying "here love, I've kept your fresh meat separate so as not to contaminate your other goods" - they're already in sealed packaging & so is all the other stuff I've bought. Your job, mrs checkout operator, is to scan the items & let me do the packing.

    and if one more checkout operator asks me "are you ok packing it yourself" I'll throttle them - I'm 50 years old ffs & been shopping for myself for 30 years - I think I can place an item of shopping in a bag thank you very much - and yes, by the way, I also have plenty of bags if you would just take the time to look !!!!!

    I've often wondered what the response would be if I responded, 'no, I'd like you to do it for me'!
    I thought they pulled out a young boy scout from under the desk by his ears ala Tiswas, or is that only on bob-a-job week.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678

    Stig said:

    Another supermarket one. This time, checkout staff who put the freesh meat into plastic bags & keep them seperate until after you've packed everything else. To make things easier for me (and the people behind me) I like to have an order in which I pack things - meat in one bag, large items (milk, bottles, juice cartons, cereal boxes etc) in another & bread, eggs & any other squashable items on top. So what the f*****g point in keeping back some of these items until I've packed everything and then saying "here love, I've kept your fresh meat separate so as not to contaminate your other goods" - they're already in sealed packaging & so is all the other stuff I've bought. Your job, mrs checkout operator, is to scan the items & let me do the packing.

    and if one more checkout operator asks me "are you ok packing it yourself" I'll throttle them - I'm 50 years old ffs & been shopping for myself for 30 years - I think I can place an item of shopping in a bag thank you very much - and yes, by the way, I also have plenty of bags if you would just take the time to look !!!!!

    I've often wondered what the response would be if I responded, 'no, I'd like you to do it for me'!
    I thought they pulled off a young boy scout from under the desk, or is that only on bob-a-job week.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    Re the death of Charles Manson today.

    Why do all these horrible murdering cunts live a long life, i.e Brady, Hindley and no doubt Ian Huntly will live to ripe old age.

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  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,868
    Those infrared self flushing toilets.

    They flush as you walk into the toilet then as you move to grab toilet roll they flush again risking shitty water splash back .
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    iaitch said:

    Re the death of Charles Manson today.

    Why do all these horrible murdering cunts live a long life, i.e Brady, Hindley and no doubt Ian Huntly will live to ripe old age.

    Because theres no such thing as God and life is not fair?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    buckshee said:

    Those infrared self flushing toilets.

    They flush as you walk into the toilet then as you move to grab toilet roll they flush again risking shitty water splash back .

    Consider it a built in Bidet.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493

    Another supermarket one. This time, checkout staff who put the freesh meat into plastic bags & keep them seperate until after you've packed everything else. To make things easier for me (and the people behind me) I like to have an order in which I pack things - meat in one bag, large items (milk, bottles, juice cartons, cereal boxes etc) in another & bread, eggs & any other squashable items on top. So what the f*****g point in keeping back some of these items until I've packed everything and then saying "here love, I've kept your fresh meat separate so as not to contaminate your other goods" - they're already in sealed packaging & so is all the other stuff I've bought. Your job, mrs checkout operator, is to scan the items & let me do the packing.

    and if one more checkout operator asks me "are you ok packing it yourself" I'll throttle them - I'm 50 years old ffs & been shopping for myself for 30 years - I think I can place an item of shopping in a bag thank you very much - and yes, by the way, I also have plenty of bags if you would just take the time to look !!!!!

    Maybe you look 80.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Number one irritation with smartphones is battery life... so Apple's latest OS puts bluetooth on automatically each time you take it out of aeroplane mode, which kills battery. Cheers.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    "Airplane"
  • Bus drivers. Most miserable people on the planet.

    I always make a point of thanking the driver after a bus journey. 99% of the time I either get no response or a grunt!
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040

    Bus drivers. Most miserable people on the planet.

    I always make a point of thanking the driver after a bus journey. 99% of the time I either get no response or a grunt!

    That's why you should go to the driver and over effusively thank him/her whilst trying to get them to open their door for a handshake.

    Or just get off and accept the world is a tough place.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    iainment said:

    Bus drivers. Most miserable people on the planet.

    I always make a point of thanking the driver after a bus journey. 99% of the time I either get no response or a grunt!

    That's why you should go to the driver and over effusively thank him/her whilst trying to get them to open their door for a handshake.

    Or just get off and accept the world is a tough place.
    Whilst I don't know @Chrissy\\\'s Army!! I don't get the impression that he is under any illusions about the world being a tough place
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,648
    iaitch said:

    Re the death of Charles Manson today.

    Why do all these horrible murdering cunts live a long life, i.e Brady, Hindley and no doubt Ian Huntly will live to ripe old age.

    because they spend most of their life in jail & therefore don't get skin cancer from the suns UV rays, or cancer from the polluted air, or obese because prison food is awful & then they spend hour upon hour in the prison gym as they have nothing else to do..............and finally they don't get nagged to death by an irritating wife.

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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    Maybe the government should hire some nagging wives then, kill them off and free up space and save some money.
  • iainment said:

    Bus drivers. Most miserable people on the planet.

    I always make a point of thanking the driver after a bus journey. 99% of the time I either get no response or a grunt!

    That's why you should go to the driver and over effusively thank him/her whilst trying to get them to open their door for a handshake.

    Or just get off and accept the world is a tough place.
    You sound delightful. You should be a bus driver
  • The fact I feel as though I'm having to pull teeth to try and get Feedback from the Interviews I've attended

    Dont even care now if I've not got them; just do the decent thing and tell me rather than blanking all my correspondence - I've taken time out of my life to attend, so is the least they should be doing the acknowledge!!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    The fact I feel as though I'm having to pull teeth to try and get Feedback from the Interviews I've attended

    Dont even care now if I've not got them; just do the decent thing and tell me rather than blanking all my correspondence - I've taken time out of my life to attend, so is the least they should be doing the acknowledge!!

    Maybe a career in porn isn’t for you mate.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257

    The fact I feel as though I'm having to pull teeth to try and get Feedback from the Interviews I've attended

    Dont even care now if I've not got them; just do the decent thing and tell me rather than blanking all my correspondence - I've taken time out of my life to attend, so is the least they should be doing the acknowledge!!

    Keep going mate
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,460
    edited November 2017
    cabbles said:

    The fact I feel as though I'm having to pull teeth to try and get Feedback from the Interviews I've attended

    Dont even care now if I've not got them; just do the decent thing and tell me rather than blanking all my correspondence - I've taken time out of my life to attend, so is the least they should be doing the acknowledge!!

    Keep going mate
    Oh I am (but cheers mate)... this is something that has pissed me off for years now

    But I promise everyone this... I WILL BE A PORN STAR!!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    cabbles said:

    The fact I feel as though I'm having to pull teeth to try and get Feedback from the Interviews I've attended

    Dont even care now if I've not got them; just do the decent thing and tell me rather than blanking all my correspondence - I've taken time out of my life to attend, so is the least they should be doing the acknowledge!!

    Keep going mate
    Oh I am (but cheers mate)... this is something that has pissed me off for years now
    The worst bit is the fuckers at the agency's won't leave you alone wanting you to go for jobs you don't want but as soon as you do go to an interview they disappear
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Cleaner at work lurks outside the toilet cubicle waiting to clean it whilst you're in there, creating the most awkward and pressurised shit of your life.

    Absolutely does my head in.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Cleaner at work lurks outside the toilet cubicle waiting to clean it whilst you're in there, creating the most awkward and pressurised shit of your life.

    Absolutely does my head in.

    You should write "leave me alone" on the wall in shit.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991
    This is a more a “General thing that worries me”, rather than a “General thing that annoys me”. Recently got promoted and managed to escape from the worst boss in the world after 10 long years, so generally been feeling pretty pleased with life recently. However, now into the 4th week of my new job and to be honest I’m starting to feel a bit worried.

    Obviously when you start a new job you expect to spend a day or 2 at the beginning pretending that you genuinely are a “highly motivated self-starter”. I’ve got no problem with that at all, and was more than happy to keep up the pretence for the full duration of week 1.

    Once you get into week 2 though, it’s surely taken as read that you can start turning up late, leaving early, adding an extra 15 minutes onto your lunch break and reeking of booze and stripper’s perfume when you return to the office. When you’re sat at your desk, it’s basically a case of sending 2 tactical emails a day to various people around the office so that everyone knows you’re still alive and occasionally having a loud argument on the phone with the IT Department so that you can blame them for needing 6 months and 2 buxom new staff members to complete a job that should have taken half an hour on a Monday morning.

    Not seeing any sign of this at all so far. I’ve been turning up at 9 in the morning and staying in the office as late as 5.10, sometimes with only a 45 minute lunch break. My new boss seems genuinely keen to get things done and I’ve been achieving during the course of one morning what I would have previously classed as two years’ worth of work, which obviously sets an extremely worrying precedent for the future.

    I’m hardly getting any time to spend on the internet, so I’m completely out of touch with the takeover thread and not really contributing anything except the occasional angry tirade on the South Eastern Trains thread.

    Genuinely worried about what the future holds.
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