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Name The Bench For Saturday

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  • alan dugdale
    alan dugdale Posts: 3,132
    Murray, Parkes S, Muir D, Muir A, Colin, PL54.
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    Roland
    He hates this club and everyone in it.
  • Benchy McBenchface
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,271
    My money is on Matthias Svensson, Steve Brown and Andy Petterson
  • Emmanuel Frimpong.....thought you said Dench
  • Dame Judy
  • bertpalmer
    bertpalmer Posts: 1,799
    Redhenry said:

    Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.

    are they part of your 5/5 mob Redhenry
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,425
    why not

    millwall get cahill

    we can have bowyer
  • Rudders22
    Rudders22 Posts: 4,009
    Jackson, Bowyer, Phillips, Rudnik
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 18,118
    Harambench

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  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,979
    edited January 2018
    Sloppy Steve, Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Ted, Little Bob, Rocket Ronnie and Big Dave from the dog and Duck.
  • Jacko (cover for RB, LB, CH, CM, LM, no 10 role) Phillips (GK, desperate last role of the dice RW,LW, CF)
    Mag (dropped to the bench for Henry Jr, cover CH, LW, CF and GK)

    As others suggested I was going to add Sue Parkes, for a bit more weight up front but felt this may lead to an unbalanced bench.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,824
    Phillips, Jackson, Lapslie, Dijksteel, Forster-Caskey, Hanlan, RHF.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 13,069
    image
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 5,027
    dave dee,dozey,eeky,beeky,mick and bench
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 52,107
    I think Steve is a good name for a bench.
  • Splinter McSplinter.

    ( Sadly he's known to be a bit of a bum)
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 24,365
    Dazzler21 said:

    I think Steve is a good name for a bench.

    Steve is my name so are you calling me a bench?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 52,107
    That depends upon the tone of your response:

    If aggressive, then yes.

    If not aggressive then No. I'm calling the Bench YOU.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 24,365
    Dazzler21 said:

    That depends upon the tone of your response:

    If aggressive, then yes.

    If not aggressive then No. I'm calling the Bench YOU.

    I've been called much worse.
    Especially on the dark side
    So I suppose bench is fine

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  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,113
    Sir Bencherton of Charlton
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 30,238
    edited January 2018
    As Harry would say:
  • Acab
    Acab Posts: 731
    In the old days the bench was a plank on a couple of beer crates. So I’m naming the bench ‘Paul’ after a plank we all know who regularly gets warmed by a load of arsoles.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,844
    Phillips.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 24,365
    Acab said:

    In the old days the bench was a plank on a couple of beer crates. So I’m naming the bench ‘Paul’ after a plank we all know who regularly gets warmed by a load of arsoles.

    Superb
  • sm
    sm Posts: 3,017
    Murray - always being sat upon.
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Doctor, to new patient: "Do come in, Mr. Chforsat-Urday. And, please, tell me your first name".
    Patient: "Hello, Doctor. My name's Ben".
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 24,365

    Doctor, to new patient: "Do come in, Mr. Chforsat-Urday. And, please, tell me your first name".
    Patient: "Hello, Doctor. My name's Ben".

    Very clever
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,379
    Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, with Dopey drafted in from flipping burgers for the afternoon, to make up the numbers!
  • I’m not quite sure this was er my intention...