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Glass half empty
Glass half empty Posts: 2,084
edited September 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • Cafc #1
    Cafc #1 Posts: 116
    Hmmmmmm, why is that other daft lady wearing her watch the worng way round!!
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,068
    'I hate you dad'.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,207
    At least here with other Palace fans nobody laughs at me like they do at School.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Cheer up love it could be worse.. you could be a palace supp..... DOH!!!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    As if these stripes weren't bad enough, to be christened Nigella..
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Cafc #1[/cite]Hmmmmmm, why is that other daft lady wearing her watch the worng way round!![/quote]

    and her thumb is the wrong way round and back to front, palace inbreeding proof if ever needed...
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    'elizabeth fritzl decided that this wasn't the life for her, and decided to return home to a better life in austria'.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]As if these stripes weren't bad enough, to be christened Nigella..

    As if these stripes weren't bad enough, to be christened Crystal Alice...
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    To think, I turned down a round the world trip with Gary Glitter for this sh*t
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    They were all out of orange face paint in Croydon...
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  • Low_Ears
    Low_Ears Posts: 692
    My dad told me were going to see Barcelona
  • budgie
    budgie Posts: 633
    edited September 2008
    They told me we'd never play Charlton again, where do they get those caravans?
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    'Damned alcohol, why did I have to go and take that bet from Papa Smurf and put my face on the Barbeque?'
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: budgie[/cite]They told me we'd never play Charlton again, where do they get those caravans?

    We buy them at the same place they sell those "team of the eighties" memorabilia - i.e that fictional world you lot live in. ;-)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    " I've had more laughs having a poo...."
  • Glass half empty
    Glass half empty Posts: 2,084
    [cite]Posted By: Exiled_Addick[/cite]'Damned alcohol, why did I have to go and take that bet from Papa Smurf and put my face on the Barbeque?'

    LOL, quality!!!!
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    "When I grow up I am going to be a prostitute" - not funny but I hate the feckers
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    But you said Ronaldinho would be playing this is some shit club from croydon
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    After spending a few hours on a sunbed with Simon Jordan, the young Palace fan tries to conceal her sunburn by drawing blue stripes on her face.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,207
    "But Mummy why couldn't I wear the "Palace and Selhurst re-united" t-shirt you bought me?"
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  • budgie
    budgie Posts: 633
    Uncle Henry, said I could wear one of his cardigans.
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    [cite]Posted By: budgie[/cite]Uncle Henry, said I could wear one of his cardigans.
    Tsk tsk!
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Stripey Nigella looks forlorn as Colins boys flop again!
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,393
    "Glad all over, I'm glad, oh crap, whom I kidding...."
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    "Life's a Bitch..."
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Whats that childline number???...............surely to god there's a law to protect children from parents like mine.....................if making me dress like this is not bad enough, I think she's going to slap me as well...............
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    "i thought id paint my face to look like a total twat , so i could blend in with the other 9,000 total twats"
  • southamptonaddick
    southamptonaddick Posts: 4,054
    I wish I'd been put up for adoption when I was born.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]'elizabeth fritzl decided that this wasn't the life for her, and decided to return home to a better life in austria'.

    thats the best so far lol
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    'Apocalypse Now' re-enactment society bugger up camoflage colours

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