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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,870
    Ok thanks
  • heckington_reds
    heckington_reds Posts: 727
    Covered End said:

    MrOneLung said:

    heckington_reds said:

    My wife......it's supposed to be M&D decorating not just fecking M :(

    What does this mean?
    It means his partner in decorating (wife) isn't helping with the decorating.
    Bingo
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    After seeing it mentioned a few times I thought I'd login to Hamster Movies. Having studied it for about 3 hours I saw no sign of our furry friends ( well not the rodent variety anyway ).
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    Right now it's 'Divorced Dad' and his two screaming, out of control kids that are running laps around the coffee shop whilst he's making a loud phone call to his mate and doing that thing where you hold the phone about a foot away from you.

    In the meantime his kids have had at least two near misses with customers carrying hot drinks and the youngest, about 4, has narrowly avoided trapping his fingers in the shop door as he was swinging off it and running in and out. He seems oblivious to all this.

    It's a coffee shop mate not Charlie Chalks Fun Factory.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,649
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    Right now it's 'Divorced Dad' and his two screaming, out of control kids that are running laps around the coffee shop whilst he's making a loud phone call to his mate and doing that thing where you hold the phone about a foot away from you.

    In the meantime his kids have had at least two near misses with customers carrying hot drinks and the youngest, about 4, has narrowly avoided trapping his fingers in the shop door as he was swinging off it and running in and out. He seems oblivious to all this.

    It's a coffee shop mate not Charlie Chalks Fun Factory.

    Probably a tight git as there as soft play areas specifically designed for just this behaviour.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    Soft play areas such as quicksand?
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited February 2018
    heckington_reds said:

    Covered End said:

    MrOneLung said:

    heckington_reds said:

    My wife......it's supposed to be M&D decorating not just fecking M :(

    What does this mean?
    It means his partner in decorating (wife) isn't helping with the decorating.
    Bingo
    It was easier to decode the Nazis enigma code, why not write it in plain English, either that or offer up a prize FFS!!!. This may make it on a list of "things that annoy you", if only we had one.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    iaitch said:

    Soft play areas such as quicksand?

    Or located in Iraq.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited February 2018
    Stuck on a bus back from shitty Romford to Stratford as there is no trains and screaming kids and effing traffic jam packed on the chuffing roads.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    What is it with 10 people that come to their stop and they all press the fucking bell!!!!!!!!

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    John Inverdale
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    Fragile lot on here.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    The flu. specially the flu my wife has. She's been bedridden for 5 days, so I've been looking after her and the kids. I say bedridden, she would rather lie on the sofa and moan and groan like a dying warthog.

    My sympathy dried up a couple of days ago.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493
    When pundits/commentators pronounce the K in Knockaert.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,004
    Talal said:

    When pundits/commentators pronounce the K in Knockaert.

    Should it be pronounced Knocaert? :wink:
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,870
    Talal said:

    When pundits/commentators pronounce the K in Knockaert.

    Because you should.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493
    MrOneLung said:

    Talal said:

    When pundits/commentators pronounce the K in Knockaert.

    Because you should.
    I don't care it sounds ridiculous.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited February 2018
    Gi.
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,707
    Throwing away 3 points
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Gerry Armstrong

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    2 bints off Nationwide ad, close thread
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Being late for work, bending down and hearing that telltale rip. No time to change, off to the office with my ass torn asunder. Had the presence of mind to grab some copydex on the way out. Means I'll have to spend 20 mins in the bog this morning and be in constant fear of getting my aris glued shut
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,608
    Played football last night, 1st time in about a year. Did ok but can hardly walk this morning.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DaveMehmet said:

    Played football last night, 1st time in about a year. Did ok but can hardly w@nk this morning.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,608
    ricky_otto said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Played football last night, 1st time in about a year. Did ok but can hardly w@nk this morning.

    Can’t even contemplate that mate
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    McBobbin said:

    Being late for work, bending down and hearing that telltale rip. No time to change, off to the office with my ass torn asunder. Had the presence of mind to grab some copydex on the way out. Means I'll have to spend 20 mins in the bog this morning and be in constant fear of getting my aris glued shut

    When I read copydex I thought of tippex and wondered why you would want a white stripe on the seat of your trousers!!!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    iaitch said:

    McBobbin said:

    Being late for work, bending down and hearing that telltale rip. No time to change, off to the office with my ass torn asunder. Had the presence of mind to grab some copydex on the way out. Means I'll have to spend 20 mins in the bog this morning and be in constant fear of getting my aris glued shut

    When I read copydex I thought of tippex and wondered why you would want a white stripe on the seat of your trousers!!!
    I'm wearing a white suit
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,870
    Just had to google copydex.

    Could you just staple them?
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    MrOneLung said:

    Just had to google copydex.

    Could you just staple them?

    Might try that. Actually did a few bends for the receptionist and asked if she could see my arse. Entirely reasonable request and her idea, after a sensible discussion on the subject. If anyone had walked in, I'd have been fired on the spot
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    That although its billed to start at 7pm The One Show always starts a couple of minutes earlier.
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