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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    .. and Theresa Lay
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,868
    and Chick Norris
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    And vegans
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    You guys are cracking me up...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038

    When I break eggs to poach em, I always break the yoke and when I break eggs to scramble em, the yoke always stays in one piece

    Cracking post
    You're looking on the sunny side.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    And vegans

    Bastard auto correct,

    And Veg'hens'
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    Worth the wait Dave
  • bbob
    bbob Posts: 550
    I over heard the end of a presentation at work on personal financial management.
    The final tip was on Travel. Take an empty water bottle in your hand luggage through airport security and fill it at the water fountain in departures, this can save you up to £2.
    You could see steam coming out the ears of the young staff members.. Right oh that £2 will help me get on the property ladder.
    They paid someone to come in to offer these pearls of wisdom.
  • ..
    bbob said:

    I over heard the end of a presentation at work on personal financial management.
    The final tip was on Travel. Take an empty water bottle in your hand luggage through airport security and fill it at the water fountain in departures, this can save you up to £2.
    You could see steam coming out the ears of the young staff members.. Right oh that £2 will help me get on the property ladder.
    They paid someone to come in to offer these pearls of wisdom.

    Or just fill it up at home without the ridiculously expensive cost and inconvenience of having to go all the way to an airport and buying an airline ticket just to get something from the free water fountain in departures.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Bare yokes

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  • SWEnglandAddick
    SWEnglandAddick Posts: 877
    edited March 2018
    bbob said:

    I over heard the end of a presentation at work on personal financial management.
    The final tip was on Travel. Take an empty water bottle in your hand luggage through airport security and fill it at the water fountain in departures, this can save you up to £2.
    You could see steam coming out the ears of the young staff members.. Right oh that £2 will help me get on the property ladder.
    They paid someone to come in to offer these pearls of wisdom.

    Did he mention what I should do with my avocado toast at airport security?
  • bbob
    bbob Posts: 550
    Tried to get into the International women’s day vibe by complimenting one of the young ladies in the office, a girl that is not from the UK so is International and definitely a woman as evidenced by the figure hugging top I commented on.

    Who would have thought I would end up getting into the Anti harresment vibe as well on the same day.

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    I don't think blurting out "that top you're wearing exemplifies your cracking tits" can be regarded as entering into the spirit of International Women's Day.
  • bbob
    bbob Posts: 550
    Macronate said:

    I don't think blurting out "that top you're wearing exemplifies your cracking tits" can be regarded as entering into the spirit of International Women's Day.

    Spooky - do you work in our HR department ?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    bbob said:

    Tried to get into the International women’s day vibe by complimenting one of the young ladies in the office, a girl that is not from the UK so is International and definitely a woman as evidenced by the figure hugging top I commented on.

    Who would have thought I would end up getting into the Anti harresment vibe as well on the same day.

    All the Russian ladies at my work got about 5 bunches of flowers EACH yesterday and are now using all the water jugs meant for meetings to keep the flowers in, just take them home/give them to the other girl's in the office to take home.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,868
    when you get a spot on the inside of your nose.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    MrOneLung said:

    when you get a spot on the inside of your nose.

    Get a new coke guy
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,868
    All the cans are the same size though.
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    Re-reading in vain the instructions on the new soap dispenser trying to find the subliminal text that hides the secret for releasing the trigger on the pump that just goes round and round and round.... instead of popping up.

  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618

    Re-reading in vain the instructions on the new soap dispenser trying to find the subliminal text that hides the secret for releasing the trigger on the pump that just goes round and round and round.... instead of popping up.

    Try pushing it down, then turning - similar to child proof lids on medicines.

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  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,369
    Pavement pizza. Particularly the one at Charing Cross I slipped on this morning.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    edited March 2018
    Didn't look good, on?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Bastard hibs
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    Having my weekend truncated because I have an early start in Newcastle tomorrow morning.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Regional accents of the box.

    If it ain't the Queen's English (London, or posh), you shouldn't be allowed on.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Regional accents of the box.

    If it ain't the Queen's English (London, or posh), you shouldn't be allowed on.

    How many regions of the box are there?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    *on
  • Probably been mentioned before but my current hatred is mainly reserved for plastic squeezy sauce/ mustard bottles....

    Squeeze a bit........ nothing

    Bit harder.......... nothing

    Harder still......... nothing

    Bit harder.......... nothing

    Tiniest bit harder........... an eruption of bright yellow watery muck flies out of the end and covers everything within a 10ft radius, including me, my clothes, my kitchen and my now ruined dinner..........
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605

    Probably been mentioned before but my current hatred is mainly reserved for plastic squeezy sauce/ mustard bottles....

    Squeeze a bit........ nothing

    Bit harder.......... nothing

    Harder still......... nothing

    Bit harder.......... nothing

    Tiniest bit harder........... an eruption of bright yellow watery muck flies out of the end and covers everything within a 10ft radius, including me, my clothes, my kitchen and my now ruined dinner..........

    I’ve had the same problem but not with sauce bottles.
  • Probably been mentioned before but my current hatred is mainly reserved for plastic squeezy sauce/ mustard bottles....

    Squeeze a bit........ nothing

    Bit harder.......... nothing

    Harder still......... nothing

    Bit harder.......... nothing

    Tiniest bit harder........... an eruption of bright yellow watery muck flies out of the end and covers everything within a 10ft radius, including me, my clothes, my kitchen and my now ruined dinner..........

    I’ve had the same problem but not with sauce bottles.
    I can vaguely remember those days, now all i get is a tiny puff of baby powder!!

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