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Roland is a wanka

Ee wears is wankas at. Something about me being tipsy and something about a wanksas flats.
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  • Capitano
    Capitano Posts: 57
    Couldn’t agree more
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    At least he aint Joey Barton
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    Spanish for yes.
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,388
    Bad day on the trains, canters?
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    CatAddick said:

    Bad day on the trains, canters?

    That and a good day in 4h 3 beer.s
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    Bower is our king
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    Was drinking with a Sunderland fan tonight. Started talking about the 98 playoff final. I was 3 and not there. He was there.

    "And illic has saved it, and Charlton are promoted"
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    Michael gray.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    I haven't had a c*** all night drinkstable....
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,992

    Bowers is our king

    With you on that one, he was brilliant in Another Level.

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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    I have a headache.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,258
    Already?
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,258
    The thread is only 44 minutes old
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    cabbles said:

    The thread is only 44 minutes old

    To be fair. I was trying for about 40 mins before that but I psyched myself put with my own reflection.

    That'll teach me for going to a posh bar where they have mirrors at the urinals.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,258

    cabbles said:

    The thread is only 44 minutes old

    To be fair. I was trying for about 40 mins before that but I psyched myself put with my own reflection.

    That'll teach me for going to a posh bar where they have mirrors at the urinals.
    Often have nice glass guards at the bottom of them though to prevent splash back
  • ITTV screen shorting every post on this thread as I type.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,442
    @cantersaddick you seem to have got lost on your way to The Drunk Thread
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,657

    Roland is a wanka
    He wears a duck-taped hat
    He built the pipes under the pitch
    But forgot the thermostat

    I shouldn't have bought the London club
    It's not what I really want
    The fans all seem to hate me
    They think I'm a useless cnut
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,342
    Roland is a wanka
    He wears a wanka's shoe
    And if he's got enough duct tape
    He'll wear the other one, too

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  • Roland is a wanka
    But now then here's the rub,
    He hasn't got a Scooby
    How to run a football club.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,200
    Roland's Peruvian? I thought he was Flemish.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,258
    How you feeling @cantersaddick
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    edited April 2018
    A little sensitive mate. Struggling a little.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,369
    Roland is a Belgian
    A thoroughly lovely chap
    He tried to run a football club
    But the fecker turned to crap
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    edited April 2018

    A little sensitive mate. Struggling a little.

    Looks like admin deleted a lot of your “drunken banter”......

  • Roland is a wanka
    He gives our games a miss
    The reason is he thinks us fans
    Are full of vinegar piss
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,997
    1StevieG said:

    A little sensitive mate. Struggling a little.

    Looks like admin deleted a lot of your “drunken banter”......

    Not falling for that one.
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,694
    Roland is a wanka
    He wears a duct tape shoe
    I don't want to hear from Eltham Tom
    So I can't say what I wanna do.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,740
    Roland is a wanka
    He's old and Belgian too
    He's meant to be a billionaire
    But can't afford new shoes